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can you eat?
« on: December 15, 2015, 06:45:30 PM »
a whole slab of ribs (spare) w/o feeling sick?
a whole slab or ribs (baby back) w/o feeling sick & gross?

something to consider ->  too much pork loads you up on sodium.

tough question because i assume anyone here could do both if they had a gun held to their head.
although there's a few posters here who i KNOW could not do it.  let's use this thread to flush them out.

i just got back from houston's where i housed an entire slab + FULLY loaded baked potato and a bunch of large waters, wut?
give me dap and let's talk rib appetites.


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Re: can you eat?
« Reply #1 on: December 15, 2015, 06:50:11 PM »
well---were yours spare or baby back?


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Re: can you eat?
« Reply #2 on: December 15, 2015, 07:05:26 PM »
come on son, anyone who knows houston's knows that they use danish baby back ribs



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Re: can you eat?
« Reply #3 on: December 15, 2015, 07:06:23 PM »
even if they were spare ribs i would have eaten them all because that's the strapping appetite that i possess.


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Re: can you eat?
« Reply #4 on: December 15, 2015, 07:09:23 PM »
can you eat, round 2-

can you eat an entire 10.5 oz bag of nacho cheese doritos?  i would not want to.  i might pass on this round.


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Re: can you eat?
« Reply #5 on: December 15, 2015, 07:14:54 PM »
Whole container of belfonte 4% cottage cheese.  No problem.  That's like 3 cups of highly delish cottage cheese, you guys. 

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Re: can you eat?
« Reply #6 on: December 15, 2015, 07:18:30 PM »
i can honestly say that i've never tried cottage cheese (current age: 17).  i doubt i ever try it.

zero chance i eat a container of it.


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Re: can you eat?
« Reply #7 on: December 15, 2015, 07:30:00 PM »
4 hot ham and cheese sandwiches and an order of fries from Hardee's?
I have done this. Probably too much cheese and salt to be healthy.


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Re: can you eat?
« Reply #8 on: December 15, 2015, 07:30:45 PM »
4 hot ham and cheese sandwiches and an order of fries from Hardee's?
I have done this. Probably too much cheese and salt to be healthy.


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If they are those dollar menu ham and cheese then yes.

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Re: can you eat?
« Reply #9 on: December 15, 2015, 07:31:14 PM »
Could easily polish off a slab and a potato. I just turned 21, so I would drink some Bud Lite Limes when I ate it.


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Re: can you eat?
« Reply #10 on: December 15, 2015, 07:31:52 PM »
Cottage Cheese: There are lots of different sizes of containers, but probably yes if I really wanted to.

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Re: can you eat?
« Reply #11 on: December 15, 2015, 07:33:31 PM »
My Canadian friend once ate a plate of spaghetti and 15 pieces of pizza at the Godfathers buffet. He was really disappointed when his friends said it was time to go. It may have been his first time haf.


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Re: can you eat?
« Reply #12 on: December 15, 2015, 07:34:27 PM »

Cottage Cheese: There are lots of different sizes of containers, but probably yes if I really wanted to.
yes. I just don't really love the stuff, so I wouldn't do it....but could I? Pffff!


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Re: can you eat?
« Reply #13 on: December 15, 2015, 07:35:33 PM »

Cottage Cheese: There are lots of different sizes of containers, but probably yes if I really wanted to.
yes. I just don't really love the stuff, so I wouldn't do it....but could I? Pffff!


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I do like it so I would enjoy it unless it was an industrial size container.

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Re: can you eat?
« Reply #14 on: December 15, 2015, 07:40:29 PM »
how about a large papa john's (1 topping of user's choice)?   i could not.


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Re: can you eat?
« Reply #15 on: December 15, 2015, 07:42:22 PM »
i could not either pissclams

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Re: can you eat?
« Reply #16 on: December 15, 2015, 08:04:16 PM »
tonight's food challenges-

slab ribs (back)
slab ribs (spare)
large pizza from pj's (1 topping)
10.5 oz doritos - nacho cheese
4 hot ham and cheese sandwiches and an order of fries from Hardee's <--PUD CHALLENGE LMAO
the cottage cheese doesn't count as i've found with a few brief google searches that it's mostly liquid


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Re: can you eat?
« Reply #17 on: December 15, 2015, 08:07:53 PM »
I did the doughboys whole pizza challenge and conquered it before they closed

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Re: can you eat?
« Reply #18 on: December 15, 2015, 08:08:43 PM »
In my fatter days some of my go to meals would be an extra large papa johns and cinnapie as one meal. That was about my max stomach capacity though. Also would get the pizza hut $10 box - medium pan pizza, cinnamon sticks, cheese sticks.

I'm much skinnier now, I can't even approach the glory days.

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Re: can you eat?
« Reply #19 on: December 15, 2015, 08:09:01 PM »
tonight's food challenges-

slab ribs (back)
slab ribs (spare)
large pizza from pj's (1 topping)
10.5 oz doritos - nacho cheese
4 hot ham and cheese sandwiches and an order of fries from Hardee's <--PUD CHALLENGE LMAO
the cottage cheese doesn't count as i've found with a few brief google searches that it's mostly liquid

nope, bones
nope, bones
nope, pj's is disgusting
probably...
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nope, never had it and never will
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Re: can you eat?
« Reply #20 on: December 15, 2015, 08:10:31 PM »
i once at 12 taco hut tacos. i think i could eat twenty corn shell tacos or so if i had to but couldn't eat more than like three slices of p johns pizzas. i think i'm carb intolerant. tacos do nothing to me though, they're like eating a tic tac(o).

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Re: can you eat?
« Reply #21 on: December 15, 2015, 08:13:55 PM »
I could probably do any of those challenges after back/bi day at the gym.

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Re: can you eat?
« Reply #22 on: December 15, 2015, 08:14:49 PM »
OT, but do you guys somehow ever make a great part of a post like my "tic tac(o)" part of the last post by me and then go man, that was great. i should now just hang it up for the day, go play the back nine and then pound some brews. cause that's kind of how i felt after i did that.

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Re: can you eat?
« Reply #23 on: December 15, 2015, 08:16:10 PM »
OT, but do you guys somehow ever make a great part of a post like my "tic tac(o)" part of the last post by me and then go man, that was great. i should now just hang it up for the day, go play the back nine and then pound some brews. cause that's kind of how i felt after i did that.

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Re: can you eat?
« Reply #24 on: December 15, 2015, 08:16:37 PM »
OT, but do you guys somehow ever make a great part of a post like my "tic tac(o)" part of the last post by me and then go man, that was great. i should now just hang it up for the day, go play the back nine and then pound some brews. cause that's kind of how i felt after i did that.

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