Official Writ of Mandamus on behalf of Pondwater Jack

[Harry rex vonner]

This is an absolute and unqualified command to EMAW to restore Jack Blasingame to this massage board, and to promote him to moderator. 

You shall perform this task expeditiously and pay damages as restitution for the miscarriage of justice previously enacted upon my client.

This means now, you Islamist Halfbreed Norwegians




Sincerely
Harry Rex Vonner
Lawyer

[The Big Train]

BSAC is gonna wrap this up and make the entire state of arkansas pay damages in the 6 figure range just for wasting his time

[Harry rex vonner]

Train, I'm pegging you as the Boomer Esiason of EMAW


my advise is for you to STFU and start planning a blanket apology to Razorback Nation

[The Big Train]

This is an absolute and unqualified command to EMAW to restore Jack Blasingame to this massage board, and to promote him to moderator. 

even in fairy tale land where you live, the judge would laugh in your fat rough ridin' face so hard that you would have to wait an entire hour of watching him laugh before he told you to GTFO 

[Harry rex vonner]

This is an absolute and unqualified command to EMAW to restore Jack Blasingame to this massage board, and to promote him to moderator. 

even in fairy tale land where you live, the judge would laugh in your fat rough ridin' face so hard that you would have to wait an entire hour of watching him laugh before he told you to GTFO 

you have something against massage boards I see

[The Big Train]

im glad this guy is here to represent all the lawyers from arkansas, really confirms assumptions.

[Harry rex vonner]

im glad this guy is here to represent all the lawyers from arkansas, really confirms assumptions.

Train, I'm appointing myself as a special prosecutor in this case, and for my first order of business I'm fining you $200 a day for every day Jack is not reinstated to this board.

RETROACTIVE to date this bowl matchup was announced!!! So that's $1400 and counting dirtbag

 

[The Big Train]

im glad this guy is here to represent all the lawyers from arkansas, really confirms assumptions.

Train, I'm appointing myself as a special prosecutor in this case, and for my first order of business I'm fining you $200 a day for every day Jack is not reinstated to this board.

RETROACTIVE to date this bowl matchup was announced!!! So that's $1400 and counting dirtbag

 

you think i have admin powers here? 

just wait until the actual good posters show up. man are you in for a treat. and a very expensive check you will have to write for the $200/hr they charge just for reading this garbage.

[Spracne]

TBT just got Marburried 6 feet deep by some rando. u mad,son?

[The Big Train]

oh no, did finals go badly 

[HerrSonntag]

i think we should concede to hist demands, his legal case looks pretty solid.  I've consulted the best and the brightest Ichabods availible and this was their advice.

[catastrophe]

You mean Habeus Corpus, bro?

[HerrSonntag]

I'd go so far as Jurisprudence, if pressed.

[Harry rex vonner]

You mean Habeus Corpus, bro?

yes

[We Are Better Than You]

This is an absolute and unqualified command to EMAW to restore Jack Blasingame to this massage board, and to promote him to moderator. 

You shall perform this task expeditiously and pay damages as restitution for the miscarriage of justice previously enacted upon my client.

This means now, you Islamist Halfbreed Norwegians




Sincerely
Harry Rex Vonner
Lawyer

Bring back Jack! Bring back Jack!

[Tobias]

we will trade you TBT for this pondwater guy, straight-up

[rlh06]

Pondwater Jadcks is a great American and would serve the board well. He would wield a tube sock full of nickels as his disciplinary hammer when needed....and maybe at times a pillow case full of bar soap.  He's already shown the ability to connect with family here too. So, I cite the Symmetrical Book Stacking of 1914 in my support for Harry Rex and hope you folks here will break the chains and cut through the burlap sacks that have kept Pondwater Jack captive for far too long.

[420seriouscat69]

TBT, STOP!

[Harry rex vonner]

we will trade you TBT for this pondwater guy, straight-up

no way in hell Tobias - no way

For Train, we will trade you half a drawer of McDonald's napkins collected over time, and some ketchup packets to boot. Heinz brand.

Let me know.

aw hell, I'll throw in 7 packets of that Taco Bell green sauce sh*t

[Harry rex vonner]

Pondwater Jadcks is a great American and would serve the board well. He would wield a tube sock full of nickels as his disciplinary hammer when needed....and maybe at times a pillow case full of bar soap.  He's already shown the ability to connect with family here too. So, I cite the Symmetrical Book Stacking of 1914 in my support for Harry Rex and hope you folks here will break the chains and cut through the burlap sacks that have kept Pondwater Jack captive for far too long.

Slatherdome, it looks like by owning this Big Train character, we own EMAW.

By owning EMAW, we own the ability to get Jack reinstated (by legal means, or by physical threats, or taking Big Train off their hands)

By owning Jack's fate, we own the persona who OWNED this board while here, and while banned, taking into historical account the prophet that Jack was, and still is.

Owning retroactive ownership... Who does that? WE DO!!!! 

[The Big Train]

we will trade you TBT for this pondwater guy, straight-up

no way in hell Tobias - no way

For Train, we will trade you half a drawer of McDonald's napkins collected over time, and some ketchup packets to boot. Heinz brand.

Let me know.

aw hell, I'll throw in 7 packets of that Taco Bell green sauce sh*t

those verde sauce packets are very good

[Rev. Jerry Falwell]

Dang....I thought this was the Kentucky State board I signed up for.....

Rev

[Harry rex vonner]

Dang....I thought this was the Kentucky State board I signed up for.....

Rev

No Rev. This is Emporia State/KSU-Westboro 

[rlh06]

Dang....I thought this was the Kentucky State board I signed up for.....

Rev

I thought is was the Bourbon Trail myself, Rev.

[rlh06]

Pondwater Jadcks is a great American and would serve the board well. He would wield a tube sock full of nickels as his disciplinary hammer when needed....and maybe at times a pillow case full of bar soap.  He's already shown the ability to connect with family here too. So, I cite the Symmetrical Book Stacking of 1914 in my support for Harry Rex and hope you folks here will break the chains and cut through the burlap sacks that have kept Pondwater Jack captive for far too long.

Slatherdome, it looks like by owning this Big Train character, we own EMAW.

By owning EMAW, we own the ability to get Jack reinstated (by legal means, or by physical threats, or taking Big Train off their hands)

By owning Jack's fate, we own the persona who OWNED this board while here, and while banned, taking into historical account the prophet that Jack was, and still is.

Owning retroactive ownership... Who does that? WE DO!!!! 

Agreed, Racks. We will get things going via proactively owning retroactive ownership and therefore free Jack, in intrepid, human condition illuminating spirit and in reality. I will also get the 3 Vinnies ready and make sure the windowless, unmarked cargo van has a full tank of gas and is loaded with burlap sacks and duct tape as a contingency plan. 

I should probably reach out to Manchurian Mikey the Younger as well to make sure he channels the power of Dave Christiansen and Crink Cranque.