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Dear Santa:
« on: December 10, 2015, 05:41:50 PM »


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Re: Dear Santa:
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Re: Dear Santa:
« Reply #2 on: December 12, 2015, 03:52:08 PM »
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Bunch of greedy bastards itt.


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Re: Dear Santa:
« Reply #3 on: December 12, 2015, 04:08:18 PM »
I don't think the point of Santa is world peace

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Dear Santa:
« Reply #4 on: December 13, 2015, 09:39:19 AM »
I don't think the point of Santa is world peace
don't tell toddlerdobber


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Re: Dear Santa:
« Reply #5 on: December 13, 2015, 09:52:15 AM »
I don't think the point of Santa is world peace
don't tell toddlerdobber


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Re: Dear Santa:
« Reply #6 on: December 13, 2015, 09:53:24 AM »
A cure for hangovers or teleportation. I don't need both, one will do.

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Re: Dear Santa:
« Reply #8 on: December 13, 2015, 04:36:23 PM »

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Re: Dear Santa:
« Reply #10 on: December 15, 2015, 01:03:00 PM »
I saw my wife bought me a garmin  watch.  I don't want one like at all.  How do I tell her?




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Re: Dear Santa:
« Reply #11 on: December 15, 2015, 01:58:22 PM »
just tell her that you don't want one?


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Re: Dear Santa:
« Reply #12 on: December 15, 2015, 02:02:33 PM »
I saw my wife bought me a garmin  watch.  I don't want one like at all.  How do I tell her?




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Find a print ad for a Garmin watch (or I guess you could just print one). When you get the mail, slip it in. Then as you are sorting the mail, in front of her, look at the Garmin ad and say "Those Garmin watches are so stupid."

P.S. Are you sure she bought it for you?

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Re: Dear Santa:
« Reply #13 on: December 15, 2015, 02:06:24 PM »
Don't let on that you know she got you one and tell her that you were reading that they cause cancer and that you really do believe they cause cancer and that you stay away from a guy at work who has one because you're terrified of getting cancer from it.

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Re: Dear Santa:
« Reply #14 on: December 15, 2015, 02:08:56 PM »
I would tell her that you're excited for this new Garmin watch you just read about, but it's not coming out until the spring. 

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Re: Dear Santa:
« Reply #15 on: December 15, 2015, 02:09:26 PM »
learn to like it and use it

I bet you will enjoy it.

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Re: Dear Santa:
« Reply #16 on: December 15, 2015, 04:18:31 PM »
Get a new wife
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Re: Dear Santa:
« Reply #17 on: December 15, 2015, 05:00:24 PM »
The problem is that I was checking the Amazon orders looking for something I bought and saw it.  She has one and loves it, I  don't wear a watch at all and think the Garmin ones look stupid.


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Re: Dear Santa:
« Reply #18 on: December 15, 2015, 05:00:55 PM »
She's surprising me and is going to be disappointed that I don't like it


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Re: Dear Santa:
« Reply #19 on: December 15, 2015, 05:29:07 PM »
You're focused on the wrong part, it's much more troubling that your wife doesn't know you at all. Perhaps seeing your indifference to the watch will provide her incentive to get to know the man she's married to. But probably not.
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Re: Dear Santa:
« Reply #20 on: December 15, 2015, 05:52:40 PM »
well, the last thing you probably want to do is be honest with her
i doubt she wants you to be happy and probably prefers that you wear a watch around that you don't like
i would guess that you money to burn so screw it


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Re: Dear Santa:
« Reply #21 on: December 15, 2015, 06:01:45 PM »
She's surprising me and is going to be disappointed that I don't like it


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Super excited on Christmas, wear it, say it doesn't do what you thought it would do.  Return.  win, win

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Re: Dear Santa:
« Reply #22 on: December 15, 2015, 07:27:23 PM »
The problem is that I was checking the Amazon orders looking for something I bought and saw it.  She has one and loves it, I  don't wear a watch at all and think the Garmin ones look stupid.


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Go into your Amazon account and cancel the order.

If you share an Amazon account, are you sure that it is for you? I wouldn't buy Gooch anything from our Amazon account that I didn't want him to know about. Maybe you should just say "Who did you buy that Garmin watch for?" like you think she bought it for someone else for Christmas...

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Re: Dear Santa:
« Reply #23 on: December 15, 2015, 07:42:19 PM »
what's wrong with getting her level 1 pak'd and just saying "hope that watch isn't for me b.c. i don't want one" ?


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Re: Dear Santa:
« Reply #24 on: December 15, 2015, 07:47:30 PM »
I'd hope and pray that the watch is wrapped up under the tree on Christmas Eve. If it's not?????????? WHAAAAAAAATTTTTT!!!!!!


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