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Post your run-ins with the pig aggy fans from 2012 Cotton ITT
« on: December 06, 2015, 04:27:15 PM »
So, we were walking into the AT&T stadium & this fat, toothless pig aggy fan sees us in purple and starts running his mouth. Despite our best attempts to ignore him, he walks over & pushes little BP Jr. to the ground and spits his Kodiak on my buddy's wife.

Although I tried to politely defuse the tensions, he was too liquored up on Natty lite to understand a word I said and took a swing at me. At this point, I was left with no other choice than to knock the last three teeth out of his mouth. With one punch, I felled his fat ass and as he lay there bleeding, we had him and his cowardly friend arrested before walking on in and enjoying the game.


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Re: Post your run-ins with the pig aggy fans from 2012 Cotton ITT
« Reply #1 on: December 06, 2015, 04:29:25 PM »
I didn't attend the game but I heard there was an arkansas tailgate that was food from a dumpster. like, a fan went into a dumpster and got trash food out and then served it to a bunch of people outside the stadium. i'm sorry i don't mean to judge but that's really gross.

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Re: Post your run-ins with the pig aggy fans from 2012 Cotton ITT
« Reply #2 on: December 06, 2015, 04:33:36 PM »
So, we were walking into the AT&T stadium & this fat, toothless pig aggy fan sees us in purple and starts running his mouth. Despite our best attempts to ignore him, he walks over & pushes little BP Jr. to the ground and spits his Kodiak on my buddy's wife.

Although I tried to politely defuse the tensions, he was too liquored up on Natty lite to understand a word I said and took a swing at me. At this point, I was left with no other choice than to knock the last three teeth out of his mouth. With one punch, I felled his fat ass and as he lay there bleeding, we had him and his cowardly friend arrested before walking on in and enjoying the game.

Sounds made up. If not, how were you able to identify the the vices? Personal experience?
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Re: Post your run-ins with the pig aggy fans from 2012 Cotton ITT
« Reply #3 on: December 06, 2015, 04:36:50 PM »
So, we were walking into the AT&T stadium & this fat, toothless pig aggy fan sees us in purple and starts running his mouth. Despite our best attempts to ignore him, he walks over & pushes little BP Jr. to the ground and spits his Kodiak on my buddy's wife.

Although I tried to politely defuse the tensions, he was too liquored up on Natty lite to understand a word I said and took a swing at me. At this point, I was left with no other choice than to knock the last three teeth out of his mouth. With one punch, I felled his fat ass and as he lay there bleeding, we had him and his cowardly friend arrested before walking on in and enjoying the game.

I saw that too,  but it was a kstate fan that got arrested.

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« Reply #4 on: December 06, 2015, 04:40:05 PM »
So, we were walking into the AT&T stadium & this fat, toothless pig aggy fan sees us in purple and starts running his mouth. Despite our best attempts to ignore him, he walks over & pushes little BP Jr. to the ground and spits his Kodiak on my buddy's wife.

Although I tried to politely defuse the tensions, he was too liquored up on Natty lite to understand a word I said and took a swing at me. At this point, I was left with no other choice than to knock the last three teeth out of his mouth. With one punch, I felled his fat ass and as he lay there bleeding, we had him and his cowardly friend arrested before walking on in and enjoying the game.

I saw that too,  but it was a kstate fan that got arrested.

Bahahaha. That's good stuff.
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Re: Post your run-ins with the pig aggy fans from 2012 Cotton ITT
« Reply #5 on: December 06, 2015, 04:43:52 PM »
So, we were walking into the AT&T stadium & this fat, toothless pig aggy fan sees us in purple and starts running his mouth. Despite our best attempts to ignore him, he walks over & pushes little BP Jr. to the ground and spits his Kodiak on my buddy's wife.

Although I tried to politely defuse the tensions, he was too liquored up on Natty lite to understand a word I said and took a swing at me. At this point, I was left with no other choice than to knock the last three teeth out of his mouth. With one punch, I felled his fat ass and as he lay there bleeding, we had him and his cowardly friend arrested before walking on in and enjoying the game.

Sounds made up. If not, how were you able to identify the the vices? Personal experience?

The beer can was clearly labeled and his "chaw" fell out of his pocket when I KTFO'd him.

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Re: Post your run-ins with the pig aggy fans from 2012 Cotton ITT
« Reply #6 on: December 06, 2015, 04:58:24 PM »

I didn't attend the game but I heard there was an arkansas tailgate that was food from a dumpster. like, a fan went into a dumpster and got trash food out and then served it to a bunch of people outside the stadium. i'm sorry i don't mean to judge but that's really gross.

that was puni's tailgate for the TCU game

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« Reply #7 on: December 06, 2015, 05:03:08 PM »
So, we were walking into the AT&T stadium & this fat, toothless pig aggy fan sees us in purple and starts running his mouth. Despite our best attempts to ignore him, he walks over & pushes little BP Jr. to the ground and spits his Kodiak on my buddy's wife.

Although I tried to politely defuse the tensions, he was too liquored up on Natty lite to understand a word I said and took a swing at me. At this point, I was left with no other choice than to knock the last three teeth out of his mouth. With one punch, I felled his fat ass and as he lay there bleeding, we had him and his cowardly friend arrested before walking on in and enjoying the game.

Sounds made up. If not, how were you able to identify the the vices? Personal experience?

The beer can was clearly labeled and his "chaw" fell out of his pocket when I KTFO'd him.

 :dubious:

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« Reply #8 on: December 06, 2015, 05:04:55 PM »
I was with my wife and our 2 children, Mitch and Connie, and we walked by this tailgate where some Arkansas fans were like making out with each other, tounge and all. 

It was quite intense so I covered my kids eyes, they were very young at be time. Right after we walked by, the two Arkansas fans stopped kissing and the guy said, "alright thanks mom see you after the game!"

Needless to say I had a lot of explaining to do to my kids after the game.

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Re: Post your run-ins with the pig aggy fans from 2012 Cotton ITT
« Reply #9 on: December 06, 2015, 05:10:25 PM »
I remember that The Big Train. You texted me and were very upset but you handled it great with the kids. Your ability to handle stuff like that makes you a good person.

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Re: Post your run-ins with the pig aggy fans from 2012 Cotton ITT
« Reply #10 on: December 06, 2015, 05:16:40 PM »
I had never seen people openly huff gasoline until I saw a pig aggie tailgate

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Re: Post your run-ins with the pig aggy fans from 2012 Cotton ITT
« Reply #11 on: December 06, 2015, 05:32:25 PM »
I was with my wife and our 2 children, Mitch and Connie, and we walked by this tailgate where some Arkansas fans were like making out with each other, tounge and all. 

It was quite intense so I covered my kids eyes, they were very young at be time. Right after we walked by, the two Arkansas fans stopped kissing and the guy said, "alright thanks mom see you after the game!"

Needless to say I had a lot of explaining to do to my kids after the game.

Great story.
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« Reply #12 on: December 06, 2015, 05:33:29 PM »

I was with my wife and our 2 children, Mitch and Connie, and we walked by this tailgate where some Arkansas fans were like making out with each other, tounge and all. 

It was quite intense so I covered my kids eyes, they were very young at be time. Right after we walked by, the two Arkansas fans stopped kissing and the guy said, "alright thanks mom see you after the game!"

Needless to say I had a lot of explaining to do to my kids after the game.

Great story.

The greatest part is it's a true story

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« Reply #13 on: December 06, 2015, 05:36:09 PM »

I was with my wife and our 2 children, Mitch and Connie, and we walked by this tailgate where some Arkansas fans were like making out with each other, tounge and all. 

It was quite intense so I covered my kids eyes, they were very young at be time. Right after we walked by, the two Arkansas fans stopped kissing and the guy said, "alright thanks mom see you after the game!"

Needless to say I had a lot of explaining to do to my kids after the game.

Great story.

The greatest part is it's a true story

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Re: Post your run-ins with the pig aggy fans from 2012 Cotton ITT
« Reply #14 on: December 06, 2015, 06:31:21 PM »
Two Arkansas fans walked into a bar. They smelled gross and were asked to leave.

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Re: Post your run-ins with the pig aggy fans from 2012 Cotton ITT
« Reply #15 on: December 06, 2015, 06:34:27 PM »
My Uncle Jack is a big KSU booster, he's been to every KSU game home and away since 1991. Anyway at the game against Arkansas, he came back out to his car postgame and saw in the parking space next to him, well I'm not gonna say it because kids might read this, but let's just say it was something really gross and it was Arkansas fans who were doing the gross thing.

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« Reply #16 on: December 06, 2015, 06:42:04 PM »
I bet it was really gross :frown:

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« Reply #17 on: December 06, 2015, 06:45:51 PM »
I will NOT be taking my little one to this bowl game. Would hate to see him corrupted by these monsters.
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« Reply #18 on: December 06, 2015, 06:46:32 PM »
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« Reply #19 on: December 06, 2015, 06:46:56 PM »
I will NOT be taking my little one to this bowl game. Would hate to see him corrupted by these monsters.

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« Reply #20 on: December 06, 2015, 06:50:05 PM »
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« Reply #21 on: December 06, 2015, 06:50:31 PM »
I have been trying to talk some friends out of going. This thread is going to help. Thanks for sharing your encounters everybody. Lives will be saved because if it.


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« Reply #22 on: December 06, 2015, 06:52:20 PM »
Memphis has their own version of 8 mile. It's very :opcat:. Can you imagine how at home Arkansas fans will feel?

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« Reply #23 on: December 06, 2015, 06:55:41 PM »
Memphis has their own version of 8 mile. It's very :opcat:. Can you imagine how at home Arkansas fans will feel?

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« Reply #24 on: December 06, 2015, 07:02:32 PM »
I was with my wife and our 2 children, Mitch and Connie, and we walked by this tailgate where some Arkansas fans were like making out with each other, tounge and all. 

It was quite intense so I covered my kids eyes, they were very young at be time. Right after we walked by, the two Arkansas fans stopped kissing and the guy said, "alright thanks mom see you after the game!"

Needless to say I had a lot of explaining to do to my kids after the game.

As an Arkansas fan I can tell you this generally only happens at our stadium War Memorial.  I am a bit surprised this fans travelled to the bowl game.