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Re: Bert Bielema
« Reply #25 on: December 07, 2015, 02:12:34 AM »
Bert would mix drinks in a Coleman cooler and then drink them out of the drain. I once saw him mix a 175 of vodka, 2 liter Sierra mist, and three packets of red Kool aid in a kooler, hoist it up on his shoulder and then walk around a party drinking out of the cooler drain. It was on point

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Re: Bert Bielema
« Reply #26 on: December 07, 2015, 05:29:14 AM »

Bert would mix drinks in a Coleman cooler and then drink them out of the drain. I once saw him mix a 175 of vodka, 2 liter Sierra mist, and three packets of red Kool aid in a kooler, hoist it up on his shoulder and then walk around a party drinking out of the cooler drain. It was on point

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Re: Bert Bielema
« Reply #27 on: December 07, 2015, 10:04:35 AM »

Bert would mix drinks in a Coleman cooler and then drink them out of the drain. I once saw him mix a 175 of vodka, 2 liter Sierra mist, and three packets of red Kool aid in a kooler, hoist it up on his shoulder and then walk around a party drinking out of the cooler drain. It was on point

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Re: Bert Bielema
« Reply #28 on: December 07, 2015, 10:10:49 AM »
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Asked about the significance of Bielema meeting him at the induction ceremony, Snyder replied, "It's a great thing, but he's so big that I don't want him to hug me too tight. I'm a little fragile now. I'm 112 years old, so I want to make sure I don't crush any bones."

lol

I am sure he was afraid Bielema would be super hammered.

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Re: Bert Bielema
« Reply #29 on: December 07, 2015, 10:16:38 AM »
Bert would mix drinks in a Coleman cooler and then drink them out of the drain. I once saw him mix a 175 of vodka, 2 liter Sierra mist, and three packets of red Kool aid in a kooler, hoist it up on his shoulder and then walk around a party drinking out of the cooler drain. It was on point
He was fun at parties, but you could tell the women were afraid to leave their drinks unattended once he showed up.

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Re: Bert Bielema
« Reply #30 on: December 07, 2015, 10:16:55 AM »

Bert would mix drinks in a Coleman cooler and then drink them out of the drain. I once saw him mix a 175 of vodka, 2 liter Sierra mist, and three packets of red Kool aid in a kooler, hoist it up on his shoulder and then walk around a party drinking out of the cooler drain. It was on point

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Re: Bert Bielema
« Reply #31 on: December 07, 2015, 10:17:53 AM »
Fun Fact. Bielema has 2 DUI's that I know of. Wahoo owner had some interesting stories about him. He's a huge booze hound and loves to risk people's lives behind the wheel.

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Re: Bert Bielema
« Reply #32 on: December 07, 2015, 10:19:21 AM »
Fun Fact. Bielema has 2 DUI's that I know of. Wahoo owner had some interesting stories about him. He's a huge booze hound and loves to risk people's lives behind the wheel.

He is a paid mistress away from Arky firing him.

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Re: Bert Bielema
« Reply #33 on: December 07, 2015, 10:19:22 AM »


Bert would mix drinks in a Coleman cooler and then drink them out of the drain. I once saw him mix a 175 of vodka, 2 liter Sierra mist, and three packets of red Kool aid in a kooler, hoist it up on his shoulder and then walk around a party drinking out of the cooler drain. It was on point

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Re: Bert Bielema
« Reply #34 on: December 07, 2015, 10:22:20 AM »
Hahaha!

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Re: Bert Bielema
« Reply #35 on: December 07, 2015, 11:05:20 AM »


Bert would mix drinks in a Coleman cooler and then drink them out of the drain. I once saw him mix a 175 of vodka, 2 liter Sierra mist, and three packets of red Kool aid in a kooler, hoist it up on his shoulder and then walk around a party drinking out of the cooler drain. It was on point

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Re: Bert Bielema
« Reply #36 on: December 07, 2015, 11:11:29 AM »
Why did ksu fire him?
I believe him and Ernie had a pretty bad fight by the statue

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Re: Bert Bielema
« Reply #37 on: December 07, 2015, 11:23:15 AM »
An 'kansas alum that I know (B+ source) claims that Bert has a clause in his contract on never being able to apply for a motorcycle license.

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Re: Bert Bielema
« Reply #38 on: December 07, 2015, 12:50:52 PM »
Go easy guys.... I feel kinda bad for Bert.  Dood was still crying in his presser yesterday about Snyder firing him and that was like 10 years ago.

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Re: Bert Bielema
« Reply #39 on: December 07, 2015, 01:01:43 PM »
MANHATTAN, Kan. (AP) -- Graham Gochneaur won a matchup of backup
quarterbacks to give Marshall its first victory over a ranked
major-college opponent.
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Re: Bert Bielema
« Reply #40 on: December 07, 2015, 02:35:25 PM »
MANHATTAN, Kan. (AP) -- Graham Gochneaur won a matchup of backup
quarterbacks to give Marshall its first victory over a ranked
major-college opponent.

Much as I want to bag on Bulimia, it's hard to pin that Marshall loss on the defense.

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Re: Bert Bielema
« Reply #41 on: December 07, 2015, 02:46:51 PM »
MANHATTAN, Kan. (AP) -- Graham Gochneaur won a matchup of backup
quarterbacks to give Marshall its first victory over a ranked
major-college opponent.

Much as I want to bag on Bulimia, it's hard to pin that Marshall loss on the defense.

I can admit when I'm wrong; he is not responsible for lateral to Marshall player for TD. Etc. :curse:
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Re: Bert Bielema
« Reply #42 on: December 07, 2015, 02:48:31 PM »
MANHATTAN, Kan. (AP) -- Graham Gochneaur won a matchup of backup
quarterbacks to give Marshall its first victory over a ranked
major-college opponent.

Much as I want to bag on Bulimia, it's hard to pin that Marshall loss on the defense.

It still hurts. I know. I'm here for you. Just think we could have given Darren Sproles more touches than Jeff Schwinn.  :bang:

I can admit when I'm wrong; he is not responsible for lateral to Marshall player for TD. Etc. :curse:

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Re: Bert Bielema
« Reply #45 on: December 07, 2015, 04:46:23 PM »
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Asked about the significance of Bielema meeting him at the induction ceremony, Snyder replied, "It's a great thing, but he's so big that I don't want him to hug me too tight. I'm a little fragile now. I'm 112 years old, so I want to make sure I don't crush any bones."

lol

I am sure he was afraid Bielema would be super hammered.

Of course. Bert gives super tight hugs when he's been hitting it all day, and sometimes even slaps your back way too hard. His addiction is hurting those closest to him.

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Re: Bert Bielema
« Reply #46 on: December 07, 2015, 07:58:33 PM »
B+ Source informs me the pig aggie fans are pulling this shirt out in Memphis?!

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Re: Bert Bielema
« Reply #47 on: December 07, 2015, 08:55:13 PM »
Bert would mix drinks in a Coleman cooler and then drink them out of the drain. I once saw him mix a 175 of vodka, 2 liter Sierra mist, and three packets of red Kool aid in a kooler, hoist it up on his shoulder and then walk around a party drinking out of the cooler drain. It was on point

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Re: Bert Bielema
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Re: Bert Bielema
« Reply #49 on: December 10, 2015, 05:58:14 PM »