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Gems of the WVU Game Thread
« on: December 05, 2015, 07:59:10 PM »
Good evening to all you true wildcats out there!  Dlew here again presenting the gems of the WVU game thread.  I went over to WeMustIgniteThisCouch.com and read 350 posts so you don't have to!

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I've got a good feeling in my gut this morning. Here's hoping our guys come out focused and ready. The will to win is there. Let's beat them by 20 Eers.
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KSU fans have revived the #sistermamas hashtag (inbred jokes never get old) from the KState mask 12' video.

For the love of god, can we finally beat these fuckers.
That mask video was my favorite.  Catchy tune.  What a fun week that was in '12.
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I hope we do. I can't stand these douchebags. I have been lurking their boards and they truly are FarmPitt. There are comments on there about Snyder preferring warm weather bowls, so he might throw the game to ensure the Cactus bowl. smdh
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Bill Synder should have taken the Maryland HC job. He looks like a Terrapin - he could have become the mascot when he got too old to coach!
cold blooded
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Ahhhh...... WVU. We always play to the level of our competition.
Just a touch below the level of competition tonight.
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Watching the Kansas State offense get a play off is about as slow as LHC Bill Snyder getting out of the bathtub. Pick it up a little.
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Boy, watching FarmPitt's QB makes me thankful for Howard.
We're farmpitt.
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Does Snyder write letters at half time or does he talk to his team?
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I have no way to watch the game,I`m stuck with the couch play by play and the ticker. Thank the good Lord and Dish for dvr.
streaming websites have been around for a long, long time.
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We haven't allowed a touchdown in 11 straight quarters
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Down goes Joe!
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Man, I sure as hell hope we don't turn this backup into some kind of FarmPitt star.
TD CATS!
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Dear god, here we go.
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The kick it to Heath field position strategy may not work in the second half. It seems Snyder wrote him a letter a half time.
TD CATS AGAIN!
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looks like we have some work to do. surprise. they replaced their version of skyler with tom brady.
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How the hell is it that just about every other team's backup QBs are better than our starter?
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Great adjustments at halftime. A backup scrub is tearing the defense apart.
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Please god tell me this is a joke.
The only grotesque thing here, sir, is the hideous shape of your state.
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To be honest: the refs no called the delay of game on the first touchdown and a hold on Kyle Rose on the second.

Gotta get that old bad person a win I guess.
They were extremely disgruntled that apparently the playclock ran out on the first TD. 
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Put Huebner back in!
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if dana was ksu coach he would of never come out.
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I hate farmPitt.
gems like these are my favorite gems.
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I would HATE to lose this fn game
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I just scared the cat with that reception.
TD WILDCATS!
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Missed a flag there... How the **** was that not a call for more than a 2 man wedge??? they had a 4 man wedge.
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Really? how many times until ef says, "don't kick it to Burns"
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WILL SOMEBODY TELL HOLGORSEN TO NOT KICK THE rough ridin' BALL TO NUMBER 33!

rough ridin' HELL.
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Comeone Refs cant lock arms
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We don't deserve to lose, but Holgy does.
You deserve it, you piece of trash.
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Here's an idea, STOP rough ridin' KICKING THE GOD DAMN BALL TO BURNS!!!
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This is **** pathetic.
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WIN OR LOSE: Snyder outfoxed Dana again, WVU is hard to watch
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Good on that kid for the "good" returns, but all three of his "good" returns should have been called back.
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Who could have known kicking it to the Big XII ST player of the week for the last three weeks wouldn't pan out?
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i'm noticing no holding calls.. the nfl would've thrown 100 by now.
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I noticed the same thing. The refs are taking this game off for the most part.
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How the fk are we losing this game?
Your program is garbage and facing off against the might wildcats.
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I hate K State.
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I hate K State
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This is the first loss against a bad team.
:Woot:
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Holgy went back to his play calling from October....why, why? And btw who coaches our "not so special" teams?

Why did we give up on the run? Why did we keep kicking the damn ball to Burns? Why didn't the refs call holding on K State?

There are just too many questions. I just shake my head in disbelief. We are headed for another 7-6 season, and once again our beloved Mountaineers break our hearts.

And BTW, why is Deforest still at West Virginia?
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Ya know ...LHC Bill Snyder is just a better coach than Dana.
I just don't know how long you can keep Eer fans happy with 8 win seasons.
But who do we go get?

To be continued! ????


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Re: Gems of the WVU Game Thread
« Reply #1 on: December 05, 2015, 08:03:01 PM »
WVU Scout board predicto thread:

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We really need to get this W for a couple reasons. One is to get to 8 wins and secure a good bowl game. Second is to beat KSU for the first time since joining the conference. Papaw seems to be coming back so they won't be riding an emotion roller coaster. We are a much better team than them i believe.


WVU   34


KSU    27
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KSU doesn't scare me this year.

WVU 27

KSU 17
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44-17 WVU - Here's why...

Common opponents in the last 4 weeks:

WVU over Iowa State 30-6
K State over Iowa State 38-35

WVU over Kansas 49-0
K State over Kansas 45-14
(This game tells us nothing as KU could barely field a football team this year)

WVU over Texas 38-20 (I could write that sentence 2500 times and still be happy)
K State lost to Texas 23-9

WVU over T Tech 31-26
K State lost to T Tech 59-44
can't argue with that #data
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38-9
WVU dominates


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Re: Gems of the WVU Game Thread
« Reply #2 on: December 05, 2015, 08:08:38 PM »
Gods work
:adios:

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Re: Gems of the WVU Game Thread
« Reply #3 on: December 05, 2015, 08:11:48 PM »
Well done.

Also:

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I hope we do. I can't stand these douchebags. I have been lurking their boards and they truly are FarmPitt. There are comments on there about Snyder preferring warm weather bowls, so he might throw the game to ensure the Cactus bowl. smdh

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Re: Gems of the WVU Game Thread
« Reply #4 on: December 05, 2015, 08:15:19 PM »
Thank you dlew you are a hero :excited:
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Re: Gems of the WVU Game Thread
« Reply #5 on: December 05, 2015, 09:19:03 PM »
Thank you, sir.

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Re: Gems of the WVU Game Thread
« Reply #6 on: December 05, 2015, 09:28:47 PM »
Great work.

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Re: Gems of the WVU Game Thread
« Reply #7 on: December 05, 2015, 09:31:52 PM »
Comeone Refs cant lock arms
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Re: Gems of the WVU Game Thread
« Reply #8 on: December 05, 2015, 09:38:00 PM »
WVU Scout Board Game Thread.  48 pages.  948 posts.  Let's do it.

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I'd love to finally beat these guys.
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Lets pound them a little. Need to get a few shots on their quarterback.
Careful what you wish for!   hehehe
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if WVU wins and App. State wins, then my SJSU Spartans have a chance to go bowling too.
A WVU/SJSU fan.  What a strange thing.
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Kstate Center puts the ball a full half yard forward
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This offense is all over the place like Dana driving home from the casino

splash
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There is one team keeping KState in this game and it's not KState
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Watch the Center for Kstate. Full a half yd. gave them a first down before they even snapped it. Old man is a cheater
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They're horrible
:Ugh:
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They missed a blatant holding call in the end zone.

Should have been a safety.
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If that got the offense going, we can completely run away. D has them 100% perplexed
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Kansas State is pretty bad. Ridiculous that they go to a bowl.
Down goes Joe
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We're gonna make this new qb a Superstar!
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Bastard refs. Clock ran out !!
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Should have been a delay of game
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that was delay of game - i rewound it.... effing refs missed it
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Screw this league. Get us out of here. Back east.
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U should have seen the clock cheating when they played Iowa st. F this corrupt conf
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Also the refs are not calling some major holding calls on the k st oline

The b12 apparently wants k st to win
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Hey hey ho ho Dana must go go
dana must "go go" ?  like...dance?

TD CATS
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and just why was this guy Cook not the starting QB for KSU?
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Rewind that and watch kyle rose get held. Blatantly

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WV totally snakebitten.  Lots of help by refs, holding obvious on long pass play.
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it has happened the entire game, but not just rose getting held.
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If we lose to this ****** KST team, for the 4th time in a row, heads should roll.
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How did they not call a hold on that 2nd down play?
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This corrupt league. Tried to tell u. We r outsiders
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A friggin Flagrant block in the back!!!!
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Do they not call blocks in the back on kickoffs anymore?
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The refs clearly want k st to win
the amount of bitching about the officiating is astounding.
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They don't call blatant holding calls on k st

But the call an ify face mask on us

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Screw this league
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KSU sucks too, they just play dirty.
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next to our turf, ksu might just have the worst in the league
@dax!
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Illegal wedge on that return?
Had 3 people right next to each other
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Love the uncalled "grab and jerk" on #29
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We are lead by a Mongol
:confused: :opcat:
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2 more illegal blocks on that one.

I swear.  I am pretty proud of myself when i notice one hold or block in the back.  this guy is seeing them all over the place all the time.  HFBIQ.
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They should go deep on Morgan burns. He's widened !!!
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KSU is so well coached.

LHC Bill Snyder has consistently capitalized on our mediocrity.

I think they got a td last year on st.

They always play to win and their coach gives them an opportunity
*tucks shirt in a little proudly*
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I have all the respect in the world for bill synder and what he is done but we should be absolutely imposing our will against this ksu club
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Kansas State is horrible. Not sure what it says about us.
Horrible?  I don't know if you've heard, but the cats are bowl eligible, sir.
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Imagine if we had Snyder or any competent coach really. With our talent. Omg
They've been bitching at how their QB is a talentless hack the entire thread. 
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with how much we have dominated this game there is no way we should lose this game, but yet it looks like we may. ST's has killed us more than anything really. Yes a lot of dropped passes and poor play calling, but ST has given KSU 17 points.
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EVeyone relax,  they are playing out their azz.   we will pull it out
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KSU is horrible.

:Woot:
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Has anyone on our staff ever thought about maybe faking a punt? I've heard that sometimes works
You don't see fans bitching about a lack of fake punts very often.
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We're their bitch and I focking hate it!
:cool:
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We don't get that spot. F this conf
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I up to at lesat 4 holding calls not called on Kst
:dunno:
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Listen to the accent of the ref. He sure ain't from Ny. Kansas or Oklahoma or txt most likely. F them
i would love a big 12 ref with a thick new york accent.
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Okay   at lesat we don't fake injuries
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Great job Dana. Snyder owns u. Owns u
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Snyder OWNS Dana
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Fire the idiot right now. If he can't beat this KSU team he will NEVER beat KSU. They suck.
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we just broke ksu s  6 game losing steakdisbelief
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Kstate clock management. F this conference. On bball too. Get us to the NCAA tourny with legit refs. Then we succeeed
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Tacky, k state, real chesp
are they under the impression that the clock official is some local parent or something?
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m so tired of people who actually think it's the coaches fault.

We are 10 times better than KSU.
i really have no clue what this guy means


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Re: Gems of the WVU Game Thread
« Reply #9 on: December 05, 2015, 09:38:44 PM »
They held hands for a second. 

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Re: Gems of the WVU Game Thread
« Reply #10 on: December 05, 2015, 11:50:38 PM »
If we had beat OU, do you think Stoops would have thrown a fit about our center moving the ball up half a yard every down? I've never anyone seriously complain about that in person unless he moves it across the goaline or something.

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Re: Gems of the WVU Game Thread
« Reply #11 on: December 06, 2015, 01:37:58 AM »
Nice work DLew  :thumbsup:


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Who could have known kicking it to the Big XII ST player of the week for the last three weeks wouldn't pan out?

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Re: Gems of the WVU Game Thread
« Reply #12 on: December 06, 2015, 05:44:35 AM »
Awesome way to wake up and enjoy a cup of coffee...thanks Dlew!

My favorite...
EVER-y-one of them! :D

I kind of feel like the refs called a really shitty game after reading this. I also kind of feel like we are a really bad team and we cheat to win. :cry:

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Re: Gems of the WVU Game Thread
« Reply #13 on: December 06, 2015, 09:59:39 AM »
I'll admit FarmPitt is pretty funny.

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Re: Gems of the WVU Game Thread
« Reply #14 on: December 06, 2015, 10:08:48 AM »
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Does Snyder write letters at half time or does he talk to his team?


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Re: Gems of the WVU Game Thread
« Reply #15 on: December 06, 2015, 10:22:11 AM »
I don't know how they can possibly complain about holding calls with a straight face. Did they not watch their tackle everytime they ran it wide???

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Re: Gems of the WVU Game Thread
« Reply #16 on: December 06, 2015, 10:23:50 AM »

I'll admit FarmPitt is pretty funny.

It's like calling then CoalHawks or something.

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Re: Gems of the WVU Game Thread
« Reply #17 on: December 06, 2015, 10:26:43 AM »
i've never seen a group of people talk more about how many players were part of a wedge before. they are a wedge obsessed fanbase.

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Re: Gems of the WVU Game Thread
« Reply #18 on: December 06, 2015, 12:22:16 PM »
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Missed a flag there... How the **** was that not a call for more than a 2 man wedge??? they had a 4 man wedge.
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Re: Gems of the WVU Game Thread
« Reply #19 on: December 06, 2015, 11:02:17 PM »
 :facepalm:

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Re: Gems of the WVU Game Thread
« Reply #20 on: December 06, 2015, 11:48:16 PM »
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Re: Gems of the WVU Game Thread
« Reply #21 on: December 07, 2015, 07:39:37 AM »

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Re: Gems of the WVU Game Thread
« Reply #22 on: December 07, 2015, 08:42:24 AM »
why does everyone hate us  :frown:
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Re: Gems of the WVU Game Thread
« Reply #23 on: December 07, 2015, 09:03:46 AM »
In the post game interview one of the WVU players commented that "we beat ourselves."  :D

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Re: Gems of the WVU Game Thread
« Reply #24 on: December 07, 2015, 09:15:20 AM »
In the post game interview one of the WVU players commented that "we beat ourselves."  :D
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