I can't think of a bad place I have farted in because if I had to, I did. That's what it is.
But...I was in a meeting 25 years ago with my boss at the time - suits, ties, executives around a table. We flew in that morning and had lunch with the client and then sat down to the discussion of the building plans of subject. My boss (60 years old at the time) stands up and leans over the table to point to a certain area of the floor plans and a fart comes out of his ass. He starts his next sentence with "pardon me" and proceeds to his next point after which another fart - louder than the first - blasts away. He tosses in another "pardon me" and moves into the next issue to discuss.
Everyone around the table just took a moment to stop and look at each other as if to communicate telepathically, "Did he just fart and say pardon me and expect us to go on without response?"
I learned a lot that day.