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i can honestly say that i have never done this. i'm an adult and i know without a doubt that i have never done it. however, i may or may not have just seen a memeber of my family do it. it might be a kid and he might be between the ages of 5-8. anyway, i'm like "bro, what in the world? trust me man, people don't do that. i mean no big deal, but it's gross and take my word for it when i tell you it's not cool and all. like, it's uncool. do you want to be a kid that isn't cool and you get made fun of and stuff?".

how should i have handled that. did i handle it good? bad? snot/booger eaters feel free to weigh in here.


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Re: have you ever picked your nose and then put the contents in your mouth?
« Reply #1 on: November 11, 2015, 04:52:04 PM »
I absolutely did it all the time as a child

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Re: have you ever picked your nose and then put the contents in your mouth?
« Reply #2 on: November 11, 2015, 04:52:52 PM »
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Re: have you ever picked your nose and then put the contents in your mouth?
« Reply #3 on: November 11, 2015, 04:56:00 PM »
do i just let it go or should i grab him by the shoulders and yell in his face and like push him around and stuff? also, he did it again in between the time i posted this and now.

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Re: have you ever picked your nose and then put the contents in your mouth?
« Reply #4 on: November 11, 2015, 04:57:08 PM »
Maybe his boogers are delicious. You should try one before jumping to such rash decisions.

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Re: have you ever picked your nose and then put the contents in your mouth?
« Reply #5 on: November 11, 2015, 04:57:14 PM »
I saw a grown man do it in a meeting. I think it is best to nip it in the bud.


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Re: have you ever picked your nose and then put the contents in your mouth?
« Reply #6 on: November 11, 2015, 04:57:59 PM »
Treat eating boogers like masturbating, don't shame him (unless you're a weirdo) but make it clear it's not acceptable in front of other people
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Re: have you ever picked your nose and then put the contents in your mouth?
« Reply #7 on: November 11, 2015, 05:01:38 PM »
This guy is probably in his late 50's. A successful man. Good job. But, my lord, stop eating your rough ridin' boogers in meetings!


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Re: have you ever picked your nose and then put the contents in your mouth?
« Reply #8 on: November 11, 2015, 05:08:20 PM »
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Re: have you ever picked your nose and then put the contents in your mouth?
« Reply #9 on: November 11, 2015, 05:14:18 PM »
daris, you probably only remember about 0.00001% of stuff from before you were 10 or so.  and even of that, probably about 99% of it you remember incorrectly.  so, i don't believe your claim at all.
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Re: have you ever picked your nose and then put the contents in your mouth?
« Reply #10 on: November 11, 2015, 06:13:58 PM »
handle it the way you would a rowdy arrestee

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Re: have you ever picked your nose and then put the contents in your mouth?
« Reply #11 on: November 11, 2015, 06:50:38 PM »
daris, you probably only remember about 0.00001% of stuff from before you were 10 or so.  and even of that, probably about 99% of it you remember incorrectly.  so, i don't believe your claim at all.

i actually remember a decent amount of stuff and am sure that i've never done it. if i did i was two or three. i don't remember back that far.

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Re: have you ever picked your nose and then put the contents in your mouth?
« Reply #12 on: November 11, 2015, 06:51:51 PM »
i actually remember a decent amount of stuff.

you think you do.
"a garden city man wondered in april if the theologians had not made a mistake in locating the garden of eden in asia rather than in the arkansas river valley."

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Re: have you ever picked your nose and then put the contents in your mouth?
« Reply #13 on: November 11, 2015, 08:17:29 PM »
daris, you probably only remember about 0.00001% of stuff from before you were 10 or so.  and even of that, probably about 99% of it you remember incorrectly.  so, i don't believe your claim at all.

i actually remember a decent amount of stuff and am sure that i've never done it. if i did i was two or three. i don't remember back that far.
Do you remember more than 30 seconds of life before you were ten?

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Re: have you ever picked your nose and then put the contents in your mouth?
« Reply #14 on: November 11, 2015, 08:23:42 PM »
Do you remember more than 30 seconds of life before you were ten?

and less than a second accurately.
"a garden city man wondered in april if the theologians had not made a mistake in locating the garden of eden in asia rather than in the arkansas river valley."

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Re: have you ever picked your nose and then put the contents in your mouth?
« Reply #15 on: November 11, 2015, 08:30:09 PM »
Do you remember more than 30 seconds of life before you were ten?

and less than a second accurately.
I was willing to give you some wiggle room....

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Re: have you ever picked your nose and then put the contents in your mouth?
« Reply #16 on: November 11, 2015, 08:30:43 PM »
I mean even up to a factor of ten.

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Re: have you ever picked your nose and then put the contents in your mouth?
« Reply #17 on: November 11, 2015, 08:49:18 PM »
and yet he thinks he can guarantee what he did and didn't do.
"a garden city man wondered in april if the theologians had not made a mistake in locating the garden of eden in asia rather than in the arkansas river valley."

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Re: have you ever picked your nose and then put the contents in your mouth?
« Reply #18 on: November 11, 2015, 09:08:16 PM »
the kid will have a much stronger immune system for it. good for him.

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Re: have you ever picked your nose and then put the contents in your mouth?
« Reply #19 on: November 11, 2015, 09:12:07 PM »
I read a book (I think called "Invisible Gorilla") and there was a chapter about how people even misremember significant events like 9-11. No way rick is remembering (or not remembering) eating his boogers.

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Re: have you ever picked your nose and then put the contents in your mouth?
« Reply #20 on: November 11, 2015, 09:16:28 PM »
I have a way above average memory and know that if I ever did, I don't recall and it was before I was 5 years old. I've never seen one of my kids do that either.

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Re: have you ever picked your nose and then put the contents in your mouth?
« Reply #21 on: November 11, 2015, 09:25:55 PM »
I read a book (I think called "Invisible Gorilla") and there was a chapter about how people even misremember significant events like 9-11. No way rick is remembering (or not remembering) eating his boogers.

case in point: i think the book that you remember reading was actually the serial podcast that you listened to

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Re: have you ever picked your nose and then put the contents in your mouth?
« Reply #22 on: November 11, 2015, 09:26:56 PM »
I read a book (I think called "Invisible Gorilla") and there was a chapter about how people even misremember significant events like 9-11. No way rick is remembering (or not remembering) eating his boogers.
speaking of remembering 9/11 events, i remember sitting in my coach's office at UVA and hearing the sirens of the first responders driving by as they rushed to the pentagon


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Re: have you ever picked your nose and then put the contents in your mouth?
« Reply #23 on: November 11, 2015, 09:30:04 PM »
here's the deal, i have no memory of ever putting my finger into my nose and then into my mouth. that's a fact. i have memories all the way back to preschool and can tell you some pretty specific stuff about my childhood. there are a billion things i'm horrible about (seriously i'm bad at most things) but childhood memories is like my best thing. so sorry when i say that i've never picked my nose and than ate whatever i picked. a scab or whatever? sure. boogers, nope. sorry here, guys.

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« Reply #24 on: November 11, 2015, 09:33:26 PM »
I read a book (I think called "Invisible Gorilla") and there was a chapter about how people even misremember significant events like 9-11. No way rick is remembering (or not remembering) eating his boogers.

I remember stuff like that accurately, maybe lows don't remember it well