Author Topic: LHC Bill Snyder RETIREMENT ANNOUNCEMENT CONTEST (By goEMAW.com) (Read 89773 times)

Trim · « **Reply #300 on:** January 03, 2016, 07:25:34 PM »

We won the national championship in Ft. Worth that year after alabama or whoever lost earlier in the day, as far as I remember.

Super PurpleCat · « **Reply #301 on:** January 03, 2016, 08:35:09 PM »

Just came by to see if this thread title has happened yet.

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #302 on:** January 03, 2016, 08:43:44 PM »

I would take 2011-2014 as a 4 year stretch at any time. Snyder has defecincies in recruiting, and its showing but the "he doesn't care about bowl games" talking point is stupid though. Arkansas, UCLA, Oregon, and Arkansas were better than the Cat teams they were playing. BFD.

Bowl schedule makers don't do us favors.

Its on them (bowl schedule makers)

SkinnyBenny · « **Reply #303 on:** January 03, 2016, 09:15:57 PM »

Quote from: Super PurpleCat on January 03, 2016, 08:35:09 PM

Just came by to see if this thread title has happened yet.

nope, but when it does I will need a purple hug.

wabash909 · « **Reply #304 on:** January 03, 2016, 10:42:48 PM »

To be fair, we have been losers of the last 6 out of 7 bowl games.

I mean, we suck in the games where we aren't completely overmatched athletically as well (Syracuse).

pvegs · « **Reply #305 on:** January 03, 2016, 10:57:49 PM »

Quote from: Cartierfor3 on January 03, 2016, 08:43:44 PM

I would take 2011-2014 as a 4 year stretch at any time. Snyder has defecincies in recruiting, and its showing but the "he doesn't care about bowl games" talking point is stupid though. Arkansas, UCLA, Oregon, and Arkansas were better than the Cat teams they were playing. BFD.

Bowl schedule makers don't do us favors.

Its on them (bowl schedule makers)

http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=36907.0

wetwillie · « **Reply #306 on:** January 03, 2016, 11:07:22 PM »

Quote from: wabash909 on January 03, 2016, 10:42:48 PM

To be fair, we have been losers of the last 6 out of 7 bowl games.

I mean, we suck in the games where we aren't completely overmatched athletically as well (Syracuse).

Hey dumbass, we clearly got out schemed.

That_Guy · « **Reply #307 on:** January 04, 2016, 01:22:21 AM »

Quote from: wetwillie on January 03, 2016, 11:07:22 PM

Quote from: wabash909 on January 03, 2016, 10:42:48 PM
To be fair, we have been losers of the last 6 out of 7 bowl games.

I mean, we suck in the games where we aren't completely overmatched athletically as well (Syracuse).

Hey dumbass, we clearly got out schemed.

Boot-leg and Play-action all day long.

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steve dave · « **Reply #308 on:** January 04, 2016, 07:01:59 AM »

every game we are completely out coached, out prepped, and out athlete'd Bill's "Shawn runs this entire program" talking point becomes more LOL.

steve dave · « **Reply #309 on:** January 04, 2016, 07:02:41 AM »

Quote from: steve dave on January 04, 2016, 07:01:59 AM

every game we are completely out coached, out prepped, and out athlete'd Bill's "Shawn runs this entire program" talking point becomes more LOL.

SOUNDS LIKE WE'VE LOCATED THE PROBLEM BILL

Pete · « **Reply #310 on:** January 04, 2016, 08:17:11 AM »

Bill's master plan (aka Operation Sean: Code Name LHC Bill Snyder Family Trust) is going to be the victim of a very sad catch 22.

The longer Bill waits out Currie (who'd rather bathe in a pool of ticks than hand the keys to Sean), the more Sean gets exposed as being an average football mind with a legendary Dad.

It's like something out of a novel. I bet Tait marries one of Hayden Fry's great grandchildren and claws his way up through the ashes to lead Iowa to a National Championship someday.

kso_FAN · « **Reply #311 on:** January 04, 2016, 09:10:28 AM »

STCOY, bruh.

sonofdaxjones · « **Reply #312 on:** January 04, 2016, 11:05:10 AM »

Curries office is one floor above Bill's.

That's kind of fun to think about.

Yard Dog · « **Reply #313 on:** January 04, 2016, 11:11:53 AM »

Quote from: wetwillie on January 03, 2016, 11:07:22 PM

Quote from: wabash909 on January 03, 2016, 10:42:48 PM
To be fair, we have been losers of the last 6 out of 7 bowl games.

I mean, we suck in the games where we aren't completely overmatched athletically as well (Syracuse).

Hey dumbass, we clearly got out schemed.

It didn't help we were without Geary, Shelley, McDaniel, and Barnett. Different game with all of those pieces.

Panjandrum · « **Reply #314 on:** January 04, 2016, 11:13:15 AM »

Quote from: Yard Dog on January 04, 2016, 11:11:53 AM

Quote from: wetwillie on January 03, 2016, 11:07:22 PM
Quote from: wabash909 on January 03, 2016, 10:42:48 PM
To be fair, we have been losers of the last 6 out of 7 bowl games.

I mean, we suck in the games where we aren't completely overmatched athletically as well (Syracuse).

Hey dumbass, we clearly got out schemed.

It didn't help we were without Geary, Shelley, McDaniel, and Barnett. Different game with all of those pieces.

Dude, we still started Kody Cook.

And, no, I don't think it's a different game. This defense was bad all year, regardless of what pieces were on the field.

catastrophe · « **Reply #315 on:** January 04, 2016, 11:26:02 AM »

I can't remember when Danziel got knocked out, but I seem to remember the D looking pretty good to that point.

Gooch · « **Reply #316 on:** January 04, 2016, 11:42:32 AM »

Quote from: catastrophe on January 04, 2016, 11:26:02 AM

I can't remember when Danziel got knocked out, but I seem to remember the D looking pretty good to that point.

level of competition tho

SkinnyBenny · « **Reply #317 on:** January 04, 2016, 12:31:11 PM »

Yeah, our D was just lousy this year.

How many times a day do you think Currie and Snyder have awkward mid-elevator chats? I bet a lot. And I bet they both hate them.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #318 on:** January 04, 2016, 12:37:14 PM »

Can't Currie force his hand by telling him Hayes has got to gtfo?

star seed 7 · « **Reply #319 on:** January 04, 2016, 12:40:36 PM »

Just stop sending his paycheck and move his office to the basement

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #320 on:** January 04, 2016, 01:54:50 PM »

I mean, fire Hayes regardless right?

slackcat · « **Reply #321 on:** January 04, 2016, 02:21:53 PM »

Bill walks down the hall, his right hand clutching that morning's notes held close to his chest. He reaches the elevator and pushes the down button, not giving it any thought, the same as he has done for the many years before. He clears his throat and glances at his watch, afraid he might be late for his weekly meeting with Tom. Not that he has ever been late but the fact that he might not show up 10 minutes early. As his eyes come back up the elevator doors open and it's him again, John Curie, the AD, his "boss". As if on cue, John flashes a smile at Bill, one of those "it's time to turn it on" smiles John is so adept at using at fund raisers. Not relishing these encounters, Bill quickly steps in to the left of John, turns forward, and presses his floor button.

to be continued............

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #322 on:** January 04, 2016, 02:27:50 PM »

Curry should just fire Hayes without saying a word about it to Bill.

SkinnyBenny · « **Reply #323 on:** January 04, 2016, 02:35:04 PM »

Yeah our coordinators need to hit the fuggin bricks

CNS · « **Reply #324 on:** January 04, 2016, 02:43:52 PM »

I bet the elevator encounters are just like the awkward one in the end of the last season of The Wire where McNulty hits the elevator and as it opens, it just Daniels in there all pissed off.