Author Topic: ted cruz is a sociopath (Read 84543 times)

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #550 on:** April 30, 2016, 11:41:02 AM »

Quote from: michigancat on April 30, 2016, 10:38:42 AM

mowing isn't exactly working out either.

back when I had to mow I always wore jeans because I don't like my legs getting dust and grass clippings on them. I prefer jeans for most activities that involve dust/dirt/grease.

If only there were long pants not made of denim. Well maybe some day.

michigancat · « **Reply #551 on:** April 30, 2016, 11:49:24 AM »

I'm not mowing a lawn in sweatpants or khakis or ski pants

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #552 on:** April 30, 2016, 11:56:54 AM »

I'm going for a long walk pushing a weighted gas engine, better get my Levis

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #553 on:** April 30, 2016, 12:05:59 PM »

I mow in old cargo shorts from like 2006-ish. sometimes even use the cargo pocket for sunflower seeds

kim carnes · « **Reply #554 on:** April 30, 2016, 12:06:42 PM »

Better grab your mowing lulu's I guess

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #555 on:** April 30, 2016, 12:07:30 PM »

Quote from: Cartierfor3 on April 30, 2016, 12:05:59 PM

I mow in old cargo shorts from like 2006-ish. sometimes even use the cargo pocket for sunflower seeds

Completely norm

michigancat · « **Reply #556 on:** April 30, 2016, 01:27:54 PM »

mowing in both shorts and jeans is very normal unless you think mowing the lawn is the equivalent of running a 5k or playing hoops for an hour and in that case yeah I guess mowing in jeans would seem weird.

Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) · « **Reply #557 on:** April 30, 2016, 01:38:52 PM »

What's far more suspicious is how he appears to be mowing a 20-acre yard with a push mower.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #558 on:** April 30, 2016, 01:39:57 PM »

Who knew mich and John Boehner had so many old man things in common

Brock Landers · « **Reply #559 on:** May 02, 2016, 01:40:35 PM »

Poor Carly, she hates TrusTED so much she's trying to injure herself to get away from him. Or she could be drunk off her ass. Or both!

star seed 7 · « **Reply #560 on:** May 02, 2016, 01:43:30 PM »

steve dave · « **Reply #561 on:** May 02, 2016, 01:44:37 PM »

he is a very awkward person

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #562 on:** May 02, 2016, 02:14:02 PM »

I'm not convinced he's 100% human.

DQ12 · « **Reply #563 on:** May 02, 2016, 02:28:53 PM »

I usually like to have a specific pair of shitty jeans that I use for times when I want pants to get dirty in (painting, mowing, etc.). I'm sure I've mowed in shorts before, but I don't really like to. I get a little freaked out about accidentally burning my shins on one of the hot parts of the mower.

Tobias · « **Reply #564 on:** May 02, 2016, 02:29:47 PM »

that's a tractor

ednksu · « **Reply #565 on:** May 02, 2016, 02:37:25 PM »

Carly gonna get Zodiac-ed tenderly at the end of this.

steve dave · « **Reply #566 on:** May 02, 2016, 02:38:24 PM »

oscar weber and ted cruz have a ton of similarities

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #567 on:** May 02, 2016, 02:39:15 PM »

Quote from: steve dave on May 02, 2016, 02:38:24 PM

oscar weber and ted cruz have a ton of similarities

oscar Weber has a friend, though, so that's one difference.

Katpappy · « **Reply #568 on:** May 02, 2016, 02:54:35 PM »

Quote from: Rage Against the McKee on May 02, 2016, 02:39:15 PM

Quote from: steve dave on May 02, 2016, 02:38:24 PM
oscar weber and ted cruz have a ton of similarities

oscar Weber has a friend, though, so that's one difference.

WHO!!! Give me a name???

CNS · « **Reply #569 on:** May 02, 2016, 02:56:01 PM »

He's like an alien wearing a Ted suit and just hasn't picked up everything yet.

bucket · « **Reply #570 on:** May 02, 2016, 02:58:02 PM »

https://twitter.com/FoxBusiness/status/727187141252382721

CNS · « **Reply #571 on:** May 02, 2016, 02:59:30 PM »

Cruz finally found someone he can successfully debate against.

bucket · « **Reply #572 on:** May 02, 2016, 03:00:51 PM »

There were a lot better exchanges. They were calling him Lyin Ted to his face. It was pretty funny.

CNS · « **Reply #573 on:** May 02, 2016, 03:03:17 PM »

It's not really funny. It's pretty sad, imo. Not only are we super screwed this election, but Trump has shown a new path. Don't think for a second that this doesn't show a bunch of unqualified ppl how they may have a shot at a successful run at whatever office they have their eye on simply by being the loudest, most unprofessional, most insulting bad person in whatever room they find themselves.

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #574 on:** May 02, 2016, 03:24:00 PM »

Quote from: Katdaddy on May 02, 2016, 02:54:35 PM

Quote from: Rage Against the McKee on May 02, 2016, 02:39:15 PM
Quote from: steve dave on May 02, 2016, 02:38:24 PM
oscar weber and ted cruz have a ton of similarities

oscar Weber has a friend, though, so that's one difference.
WHO!!! Give me a name???