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Re: The greatest story ever told
« Reply #50 on: October 28, 2015, 08:58:18 PM »
yea maybe, still a great story nonetheless
When the bullets are flying, that's when I'm at my best

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Re: The greatest story ever told
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Re: The greatest story ever told
« Reply #52 on: October 28, 2015, 10:34:32 PM »
Yall got trolled

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Re: The greatest story ever told
« Reply #53 on: October 28, 2015, 10:51:06 PM »
Yall got trolled
I don't care if it's real or not, it's a tremendous story.

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Re: The greatest story ever told
« Reply #54 on: October 28, 2015, 11:02:40 PM »
Im not 100% sure you know what trolling is SDK
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Re: The greatest story ever told
« Reply #55 on: October 29, 2015, 08:27:18 AM »
If getting trolled means getting my face entertained the eff off, then I want to get trolled more!

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Re: The greatest story ever told
« Reply #56 on: October 29, 2015, 09:25:09 AM »
the sheer number of traps jess did is  :sdeek:
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: The greatest story ever told
« Reply #57 on: October 29, 2015, 09:28:04 AM »
I don't understand the whole pricing situation. I am in marketing, and that 'P' (ha!) in this scenario is pretty amazing.

"$100 is good to go."

"Oh eff that. We bumpin' that to $500."

Done. Profit.

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Re: The greatest story ever told
« Reply #58 on: October 29, 2015, 09:29:16 AM »
That fat guy got a hell of a deal.

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Re: The greatest story ever told
« Reply #59 on: October 29, 2015, 09:29:27 AM »
jess' old marketing guy sucked total ass, dobbs

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Re: The greatest story ever told
« Reply #60 on: October 29, 2015, 09:30:59 AM »
(pretty good at the other stuff, tho)

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Re: The greatest story ever told
« Reply #61 on: October 29, 2015, 09:34:03 AM »
Is Jess Fetty's queen? :sdeek:
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Re: The greatest story ever told
« Reply #62 on: October 29, 2015, 09:39:01 AM »
I didn't have the patience to read this thing til the end (started it right before Game 2 last night).  Anyone have a cliffnotes/DNR it all version?

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Re: The greatest story ever told
« Reply #63 on: October 29, 2015, 09:40:47 AM »
no meow meow, you really owe it to yourself to read the whole thing

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Re: The greatest story ever told
« Reply #64 on: October 29, 2015, 09:51:22 AM »
no meow meow, you really owe it to yourself to read the whole thing
Ms. Wacky was busy when she was trying to read it and she was like "Just tell me what happens" and I was like "I couldn't do it justice. Give it a shot at another time!"

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Re: The greatest story ever told
« Reply #65 on: October 29, 2015, 09:57:32 AM »
I mean I feel like I made it most of the way, but how would I really know since no one wants to tell me what happens?  I mean it could literally go on for hours and how would I know without reading it all? 

I also think no one understands what it all means and doesn't want to get shamed by trying to cliffnotes this thing for me.

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Re: The greatest story ever told
« Reply #66 on: October 29, 2015, 09:59:03 AM »
it tells you which slide you're on / total slides

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Re: The greatest story ever told
« Reply #67 on: October 29, 2015, 10:01:00 AM »
The other link that is in the original post is way easier to read than the slide show link that MIR posted

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Re: The greatest story ever told
« Reply #68 on: October 29, 2015, 10:02:16 AM »
the 2nd one (i think?) was perfect for phone viewing and that genuine page turning feel of great literary art

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Re: The greatest story ever told
« Reply #69 on: October 29, 2015, 10:02:41 AM »
I mean I feel like I made it most of the way, but how would I really know since no one wants to tell me what happens?  I mean it could literally go on for hours and how would I know without reading it all? 

I also think no one understands what it all means and doesn't want to get shamed by trying to cliffnotes this thing for me.
They all die, M^2. You're right. Not worth continuing on. Sorry for the spoiler.

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The greatest story ever told
« Reply #70 on: October 29, 2015, 10:03:31 AM »
the screencap one is way easier to read, so I would do that one MM

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Re: The greatest story ever told
« Reply #71 on: October 29, 2015, 10:06:30 AM »
i completely understand the story. its not that hard.
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: The greatest story ever told
« Reply #72 on: October 29, 2015, 10:08:34 AM »
It is like 150 slides at a max of 140 characters per slide, I think you can handle reading the whole thing
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Re: The greatest story ever told
« Reply #73 on: October 29, 2015, 10:10:20 AM »
i completely understand the story. its not that hard.

hicks don't understand it and take midwestern pride in not trying to not understand it and loudly announcing that they don't understand it.

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Re: The greatest story ever told
« Reply #74 on: October 29, 2015, 10:12:42 AM »
i completely understand the story. its not that hard.

hicks don't understand it and take midwestern pride in not trying to not understand it and loudly announcing that they don't understand it.
These same ppl hate things like Cueto's hair, Snyder bad talk, and any new bbq place in KC, that's opened up in the last 20 years.