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WARNING: Tailgating at UT-Austin game
« on: October 20, 2015, 11:44:46 AM »
Do not eat any meat offered up by an UT tailgaters, especially in the Alumni lots.

Apparently it is a Texas Tradition that when a Bevo Dies they butcher him up and distribute the meat out to tailgaters before the next home game. I didnt believe my buddy when he told me but apparently its a thing.

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Anyone know if will be the same rotation as XIII in 2006? That year they started in the foundation lots northeast of the stadium and worked their way south to the baseball stadium

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Make sure you season the crap out of the meat, it was pretty tough the last time

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I think this is one of the most underrated traditions in college football. We are TEXAS, we rough ridin' eat our mascots.

Whatever, all schools have weird traditions right? Hell us wild wildcats hump the air back and forward all because some building burned down.

The reason for the warning is that Bevo XIV spent its winters grazing on lands by Karnes City TX, right in the middle of the Eagle Ford Shale. That cancer riddled bovine had been ingesting fracking fluids for at least 5 years before it finally keeled over.

Enjoy the game, but watch what you eat.



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Re: WARNING: Tailgating at UT-Austin game
« Reply #1 on: October 20, 2015, 11:46:27 AM »
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Re: WARNING: Tailgating at UT-Austin game
« Reply #2 on: October 20, 2015, 12:29:39 PM »
Wait wait wait.  :Wha:
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Re: WARNING: Tailgating at UT-Austin game
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Re: WARNING: Tailgating at UT-Austin game
« Reply #4 on: October 20, 2015, 12:58:51 PM »
I just pictured Robert Lipson driving up I-35 with a cooler full of Bevo in the bed of his truck and a crap eating grin on his face.

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Re: WARNING: Tailgating at UT-Austin game
« Reply #5 on: October 20, 2015, 01:01:04 PM »
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Re: WARNING: Tailgating at UT-Austin game
« Reply #6 on: October 20, 2015, 01:43:42 PM »
Is Bevo XIV gmo-free? That is all I really care about. I don't want my six year old to catch autism from Mosanto.

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Re: WARNING: Tailgating at UT-Austin game
« Reply #7 on: October 20, 2015, 01:46:27 PM »
Is Bevo XIV gmo-free? That is all I really care about. I don't want my six year old to catch autism from Mosanto.

Its not the GMO's you have to worry about. This cow has literally been drinking fracking fluids for 5 years.

Have you seen those documentaries where fracking can cause people's water to catch on fire?
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Re: WARNING: Tailgating at UT-Austin game
« Reply #8 on: October 20, 2015, 01:49:43 PM »
Is Bevo XIV gmo-free? That is all I really care about. I don't want my six year old to catch autism from Mosanto.

Its not the GMO's you have to worry about. This cow has literally been drinking fracking fluids for 5 years.

Have you seen those documentaries where fracking can cause people's water to catch on fire?
Think of all those open coal-pits.... the tailgating lots could turn into a bloodbath by day's end.

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Re: WARNING: Tailgating at UT-Austin game
« Reply #9 on: October 20, 2015, 01:56:16 PM »
Is Bevo XIV gmo-free? That is all I really care about. I don't want my six year old to catch autism from Mosanto.
Do you argue for the science of global warming but against the science of GMO's?

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Re: WARNING: Tailgating at UT-Austin game
« Reply #10 on: October 20, 2015, 02:04:26 PM »
How was he ingesting fracking fluids? Don't those get deposited thousands of feet below the surface into shale?

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Re: WARNING: Tailgating at UT-Austin game
« Reply #11 on: October 20, 2015, 02:52:11 PM »
Where do people even tailgate in Austin?  :dunno:

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Re: WARNING: Tailgating at UT-Austin game
« Reply #12 on: October 20, 2015, 02:53:41 PM »
Where do people even tailgate in Austin?  :dunno:

all around the stadium

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Re: WARNING: Tailgating at UT-Austin game
« Reply #13 on: October 20, 2015, 09:55:08 PM »
Is Bevo XIV gmo-free? That is all I really care about. I don't want my six year old to catch autism from Mosanto.

Its not the GMO's you have to worry about. This cow has literally been drinking fracking fluids for 5 years.

Have you seen those documentaries where fracking can cause people's water to catch on fire?

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Re: WARNING: Tailgating at UT-Austin game
« Reply #14 on: October 21, 2015, 12:25:04 PM »
Making my first trip to Texas/Austin this weekend.

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Re: WARNING: Tailgating at UT-Austin game
« Reply #15 on: October 21, 2015, 01:21:48 PM »
Making my first trip to Texas/Austin this weekend.

Ben Ji, I can't thank you enough for this quality information. You are saving life's out here.

No problem bud, have a great time on 6th street!
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Re: WARNING: Tailgating at UT-Austin game
« Reply #16 on: October 21, 2015, 01:33:16 PM »
Is Bevo XIV gmo-free? That is all I really care about. I don't want my six year old to catch autism from Mosanto.
Do you argue for the science of global warming but against the science of GMO's?

Asking for a shitload of friends.

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Re: WARNING: Tailgating at UT-Austin game
« Reply #17 on: October 21, 2015, 01:52:15 PM »
The meat literally cooks itself. 

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Re: WARNING: Tailgating at UT-Austin game
« Reply #18 on: October 21, 2015, 03:24:54 PM »
Can eating cancer meat cause cancer? Asking for a friend.

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Re: WARNING: Tailgating at UT-Austin game
« Reply #19 on: October 21, 2015, 04:15:07 PM »

Can eating cancer meat cause cancer? Asking for a friend.
would NOT recommend.


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Re: WARNING: Tailgating at UT-Austin game
« Reply #20 on: October 21, 2015, 06:49:47 PM »
this has me intrigued, i wonder if a select group of south carolinians get to eat sir big spur when it dies? The buffs have probably eaten ralphie while they were in the big 12 and none of us even knew!
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Re: WARNING: Tailgating at UT-Austin game
« Reply #21 on: October 23, 2015, 05:19:06 PM »
Can eating cancer meat cause cancer? Asking for a friend.

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Re: WARNING: Tailgating at UT-Austin game
« Reply #22 on: October 24, 2015, 03:06:52 AM »
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Re: WARNING: Tailgating at UT-Austin game
« Reply #23 on: October 24, 2015, 03:09:05 AM »
I'm glad all the studs are safe
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Re: WARNING: Tailgating at UT-Austin game
« Reply #24 on: October 24, 2015, 05:27:28 AM »
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