Good evening, gang! Dlew12 here again with another edition of Gems of the Game Thread. Tonight, I ventured over to
BlueJaysMessageBoard.com and read 1240 posts so you don't have to! Let's get right to it:
Pregame
Lol... Volquez is terrible, can't wait to see the Jays skullfuck his goofy ass.
I've got a good feeling about where this is going.
Alcides batting leadoff while Gordon bats 8th... Yost really is incompetent. I hate it when stupid people succeed despite their incompetence.
Man do I want to see them rough ridin' WRECK Volquez.
Half their lineup is literally scrubs. Their best hitter is as good as our 4th best. We should rake them around tonight pretty easily. 12-2 game 1
Victor.
If the Jays don't win by at least 35 runs they should be flogged.
Kansas City and there reporters are despicable when it comes to talking about Canada I want to beat them so bad.
I hope they tarp the field with that flag if it starts raining
here we go lets destroy these fuckers and never take our foot off the gas
Game
2 pitches in and he says "he looks sharp". Shut up you moron.
Well get used to it.
Lets see if you can actually pitch to these guys instead of throwing at them.
Since when does this frog throw 97 again?
Is that racist? It sounds racist.
these commentators are as biased as they come
re. Lorenzo or Hos:
Throw it at his head now or don't throw it at all.
One thing I find American's do the worst is pronounce Toronto. They always say "Torontoe" is it that or is it the way people in the city say it "Towronno"
one thing i find "Canadian's" do the worst is play America's past time. love it or leave pal.
This is why I'm not afraid of the Royals; no real offensive threat. Leadoff double turns to nothing.
They will drop sooner or later, at least they're making good contact.
No runs for you tonight.
When's 'Strada gunna bean a rough rider in the face?
trash humans
Estrada is friggin nails right now. Volquez getting babip luck, it'll turn around this inning
flukey royals
Volquez the guy who was calling Donaldson a baby. So mature
beam a rough rider in the head, when?
garbage humans
fastball into a guys face, when?
disgusting
rough ridin' biased Fox assholes.
After the RBIs
eff off Royals
so "Royals baseball" is the thing that will be drilled into our earholes this series it sounds like
learn to love it
say "royals baseball" again
urge to kill rising
interesting relationship between royals confidence and torontoe's "urge to kill"
If this game ever gets robot umps jays are going to be unstoppable
i don't know about robot umpires, but you'll witness several cyborgs later on
People said we'd beat up Volquez
These guys couldn't be more pro-Royals
Estrada is pitching significantly better than Volquez, it's all batted ball luck so far. rough ridin' Royals
flukey royals
Re. sexy Ed:
Drugs. He looks like the ugliest piece of garbage I've ever seen
angry bautista is a good bautista royals are mumped now
have to keep them at 2.. hopefully we can capitalize on volquez's mistakes soon
Volquez looking nearly unhittable tonight
After the Salvydong
Escobar, Perez, and Volquez were all crap on to open this series all 3 of them carrying the Royals.
"Royals baseball"
We are screwed
Estrada is pitching a better game than Volquez. One guy is getting lucky, the other isn't.
those dang flukey royals
It's only three runs. If bats start hitting we can make that up no problem
"just a little airborn, it's still good it's still good!"
God they're masturbating over Volquez.
Volquez is great at inducing line drives right at his defenders
Next inning is the one. This just doesn't add up, volquez is trash
Jd walk, bautista double, eddy walk then he's pulled
Bullshit luck for Volquez compared to Estrada who's pitching much better.
Really, if you ignore the hits and the runs, Estrada pitched a gem.
Volquez is going to get crushed this time through the order!
Let's GOOOOOOO
sys sock
After the walks in the 6th
nice ab jose
volquez has lost the little bit he had
Zobrist moving around is pissing me off
like, sorry?
Out number two in the 6th:
lucky rough ridin' bitch. that's all.
That would have been off the wall at the dome, and Donaldson would have had a home run earlier too.
Out number 3 for Ed:
That was our chance, game 2 is a must win.
I said it all along Texas Rangers were not that good, the Royals on the other hand, going down 0-2 good luck.
Volquez missed his spot and nicked the edge of the top part of the zone, it's luck.
Chill out, saying we miss Reyes... Fickle clown.
eff this game has been so rough ridin' frustrating.
Royals baseball!
What an ugly man Volquez is. That forehead never ends.
Volquez mocking Tulo for not swinging. make a poster of that for the clubhouse
On Donaldson's error:
why cant we get a garbage hit like that
our defense is competent
Royals getting all the breaks.
Luck all on the Royals' side tonight.
Estrada pitched better then Volquez but he's losing. Tough game
eff if that Double-play doesn't get them going nothing will.
i'm afraid i've got some
bad neeeeewsRoyals Dominican pitchers are good at béisbol
not a great look, bluejaysmessageboard.com.
Herrera bitch slapped the jays
Re. God Bless America:
I would have rather watched a terrible political commercial over someone butcher that terrible rough ridin' song.
Perez isn't leaving the game unless he is bleeding out of his head. Guy is tough as nails.
This game was absolute ass. Move on to Game 2, please.
Davis will blow it in the 9th, everything so far is opposite of what would normally happen
should be a short series.....KC plays baseball.....our guys try and hit 3 run home runs with nobody on base. Horrible approach at the plate by all tonight. No moving of runners, attempting a steal, etc. Apparently it will take 3 singles or a HR to get a run across the plate and that makes for a short series.
maybe pick up another starter in the off season and one more solid reliever
Volquez was good, Estrada was better
The good news is that we're still the superior team by a wide margin. Less talented teams win playoff games, so they got the 1st. They won't beat us in the series.
i'd love to hear this guy's take on last year's pennant.
We don't marry our sisters
Stay classy Kansas Shitty
They flat out kicked our ass tonight. We hit some balls pretty well right at them into bad luck. But they outpitched and out hit us.
Lets get em tomorrow with Pricey on the bump!!
Such a typical Royals win. Shitbag starter junks his way through six, the team plays tight defense and scratches a few runs across, and the bullpen shuts it down.
these games happen? what planet are you on? at this point in the season every single game is important. we play arrogant baseball that is our problem. we believe at any moment we can hit a home run and that simply IS NOT REALITY in the post season. we looked like dog crap tonight; even worse if words could describe. i sure hope edwin isn't hurt tomorrow, but either way i'm sick and tired of watching this team perform like sissys. this is pathetic.
