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Offline Dr Rick Daris

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totally normal
« on: April 26, 2010, 10:18:19 PM »


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Re: totally normal
« Reply #1 on: April 26, 2010, 10:23:52 PM »
i mean, it'd certainly be flattering.
"experienced commanders will simply be smeared and will actually go to the meat."

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Re: totally normal
« Reply #2 on: April 26, 2010, 10:28:19 PM »
Great post.


Also, I have a pet hobby of all things Joel Osteen.  I LOVE exploitative religious leaders.  

« Last Edit: April 26, 2010, 10:33:44 PM by Pete »

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Re: totally normal
« Reply #3 on: April 26, 2010, 10:31:52 PM »
i mean, it'd certainly be flattering.

http://www.angelfire.com/amiga/eyesopen/Wet.html

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Re: totally normal
« Reply #4 on: April 26, 2010, 10:44:00 PM »
very powerful.
"experienced commanders will simply be smeared and will actually go to the meat."

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Re: totally normal
« Reply #5 on: April 26, 2010, 11:44:17 PM »
I've been laughing uncontrollably for the past 5 minutes

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Re: totally normal
« Reply #6 on: April 27, 2010, 08:41:32 AM »
 :lol:

Some of those comments below are gold.
I once blew clove smoke in a guy's face that cut in front of me in the line to KJ's.

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Re: totally normal
« Reply #7 on: April 27, 2010, 09:03:00 AM »
can someone summarize for those of us at work?

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Re: totally normal
« Reply #8 on: April 27, 2010, 09:06:14 AM »
can someone summarize for those of us at work?
Dude had a sexual relationship (long standing) with a dolphin and wanted the world to know, so he wrote a tell-all book about it.
I once blew clove smoke in a guy's face that cut in front of me in the line to KJ's.

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Re: totally normal
« Reply #9 on: April 27, 2010, 09:07:29 AM »
can someone summarize for those of us at work?

A dude started banging a dolphin and was all high and mighty about it, but then their relationship became strained when the dolphin got "needy."  Turns out, the Dolphin was an Alpha Chi (not in the story, but must be, obviously).