Author Topic: Elijah Lee is a majestic human being. (Read 10253 times)

Quote from: fatdamon on September 21, 2015, 05:09:19 AM
someone lurking on this blog taught him everything he knows in middle school football

Was it CanConfirm? Was it KOMO?

It was KOMO.

purplehaze · « **Reply #32 on:** September 21, 2015, 10:21:22 PM »

Nickname thread?

The Prophet

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nicname · « **Reply #33 on:** September 21, 2015, 11:40:12 PM »

Quote from: Bookie Pimp on September 20, 2015, 11:39:52 AM

Quote from: stunted on September 20, 2015, 10:36:11 AM
yup also coolest facemask

"The Predator"

Bloodfart · « **Reply #34 on:** September 21, 2015, 11:59:59 PM »

Look at those athletic thighs.

J · « **Reply #35 on:** September 22, 2015, 02:31:14 AM »

I want him to wrap his big, strong, muscular arms around my neck, ever so slowly squeezing tighter and tighter while quietly humming the melody of "The Briar and the Rose" (the Niamh Parsons and The Loose Connections version rough ridin' of course), until his glorious, manly arms completely constrict my airway. Just moments before I black out, he releases and whispers, "I know every man is a wildcat, but you're my wildcat...and I'm in complete control." He releases me and vanishes like a ghost, leaving my fully erect penis quivering and my brow soaked with sweat.

No homo of course, haha, just as banter.

SdK · « **Reply #36 on:** September 22, 2015, 02:38:54 AM »

Belvis Noland · « **Reply #37 on:** September 22, 2015, 10:00:25 AM »

Quote from: J on September 22, 2015, 02:31:14 AM

I want him to wrap his big, strong, muscular arms around my neck, ever so slowly squeezing tighter and tighter while quietly humming the melody of "The Briar and the Rose" (the Niamh Parsons and The Loose Connections version rough ridin' of course), until his glorious, manly arms completely constrict my airway. Just moments before I black out, he releases and whispers, "I know every man is a wildcat, but you're my wildcat...and I'm in complete control." He releases me and vanishes like a ghost, leaving my fully erect penis quivering and my brow soaked with sweat.

No homo of course, haha, just as banter.

man, that was weird.

but I laughed.

Winters · « **Reply #38 on:** September 22, 2015, 12:04:25 PM »

Canary · « **Reply #39 on:** September 22, 2015, 12:12:07 PM »

Quote from: Belvis Noland on September 22, 2015, 10:00:25 AM

Quote from: J on September 22, 2015, 02:31:14 AM
I want him to wrap his big, strong, muscular arms around my neck, ever so slowly squeezing tighter and tighter while quietly humming the melody of "The Briar and the Rose" (the Niamh Parsons and The Loose Connections version rough ridin' of course), until his glorious, manly arms completely constrict my airway. Just moments before I black out, he releases and whispers, "I know every man is a wildcat, but you're my wildcat...and I'm in complete control." He releases me and vanishes like a ghost, leaving my fully erect penis quivering and my brow soaked with sweat.

No homo of course, haha, just as banter.
I laughed as well, every single time I have looked at this thread. Damn funny stuff. Courageous post.

man, that was weird.

but I laughed.

joda · « **Reply #40 on:** September 22, 2015, 01:12:02 PM »

J may be the best poster on this board. His posts do to this board what Elijah did in his last post.

MadCat · « **Reply #41 on:** September 22, 2015, 11:04:35 PM »

With enough stem cells we could create more Elijah's, right?

<-- LSCIQ

star seed 7 · « **Reply #42 on:** September 22, 2015, 11:45:56 PM »

Quote from: J on September 22, 2015, 02:31:14 AM

I want him to wrap his big, strong, muscular arms around my neck, ever so slowly squeezing tighter and tighter while quietly humming the melody of "The Briar and the Rose" (the Niamh Parsons and The Loose Connections version rough ridin' of course), until his glorious, manly arms completely constrict my airway. Just moments before I black out, he releases and whispers, "I know every man is a wildcat, but you're my wildcat...and I'm in complete control." He releases me and vanishes like a ghost, leaving my fully erect penis quivering and my brow soaked with sweat.

No homo of course, haha, just as banter.

Champion

manpow5 · « **Reply #43 on:** September 22, 2015, 11:50:16 PM »

Quote from: J on September 22, 2015, 02:31:14 AM

I want him to wrap his big, strong, muscular arms around my neck, ever so slowly squeezing tighter and tighter while quietly humming the melody of "The Briar and the Rose" (the Niamh Parsons and The Loose Connections version rough ridin' of course), until his glorious, manly arms completely constrict my airway. Just moments before I black out, he releases and whispers, "I know every man is a wildcat, but you're my wildcat...and I'm in complete control." He releases me and vanishes like a ghost, leaving my fully erect penis quivering and my brow soaked with sweat.

No homo of course, haha, just as banter.

Bloodfart · « **Reply #44 on:** September 23, 2015, 12:00:38 AM »

Ehh, I've seen weirder things occur on the farm. It passes the smell test IYAM.

Katpappy · « **Reply #45 on:** September 23, 2015, 03:31:29 AM »

J adds smell and flavor to good food for thought.

wabash909 · « **Reply #46 on:** September 23, 2015, 05:47:28 AM »

The Constrictor

jtksu · « **Reply #47 on:** September 23, 2015, 06:38:51 PM »

Quote from: wabash909 on September 23, 2015, 05:47:28 AM

The Constrictor

After reading this, I'll be referring to him as the Erector in my head.

MixBerryCrunch · « **Reply #48 on:** September 23, 2015, 06:47:29 PM »

I like him. He needs to take Prewett under his wing and teach him his ways.

The Big Train · « **Reply #49 on:** September 23, 2015, 06:50:24 PM »

J, that post was rough ridin' hilarious and awesome

Author Topic: Elijah Lee is a majestic human being. (Read 10253 times)

The Big Train