I Finally Found Something I'm Above Average At

[Deez Nutz]

On average, a person produces about half a liter of fart gas per day, distributed over an average of about fourteen daily farts.

I'm more of a 20-25 kinda guy.  


http://www.heptune.com/farts.html

[The1BigWillie]

I probably fart 5 times an hour while I'm awake and 3 times an hour during my sleep.  If you don't believe me I'll meet you any where any time and we'll duke it out of 24 hours.  Water gives me gas.

[Situ-injun]

LOL

[Deez Nutz]

I probably fart 5 times an hour while I'm awake and 3 times an hour during my sleep.  If you don't believe me I'll meet you any where any time and we'll duke it out of 24 hours.  Water gives me gas.

 

[hemmy]

I probably fart 5 times an hour while I'm awake and 3 times an hour during my sleep.  If you don't believe me I'll meet you any where any time and we'll duke it out of 24 hours.  Water gives me gas.

http://www.ksufans.com/forums/index.php?topic=41526.0

Now it all makes sense.

[The1BigWillie]

I probably fart 5 times an hour while I'm awake and 3 times an hour during my sleep.  If you don't believe me I'll meet you any where any time and we'll duke it out of 24 hours.  Water gives me gas.

http://www.ksufans.com/forums/index.php?topic=41526.0

Now it all makes sense.

I ain't    Basically if I'm not farting I'm holding a fart in.

[Rage Against the McKee]

I wonder how they came up with their average. Do you guys think that they just took a poll or that they followed around test subjects all day ( )? If they only took a poll, the average could actually be higher because some people are embarrassed about farting and would say that they fart less than they actually do.

[KITNfury]

I wonder how they came up with their average. Do you guys think that they just took a poll or that they followed around test subjects all day ( )? If they only took a poll, the average could actually be higher because some people are embarrassed about farting and would say that they fart less than they actually do.

Yeah, and how do they confirm a fart actually took place? Smell test, sound test....or maybe the elusive lighter test?