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Re: CNN Debate Smackdown
« Reply #100 on: September 16, 2015, 09:58:29 PM »
Dammit - now we're getting stupid.
I've said it before and I'll say it again, K-State fans could have beheaded the entire KU team at midcourt, and K-State fans would be celebrating it this morning.  They are the ISIS of Big 12 fanbases.

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« Reply #101 on: September 16, 2015, 09:58:30 PM »
OMG these are amazing

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« Reply #102 on: September 16, 2015, 09:58:59 PM »
Holy crap

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« Reply #103 on: September 16, 2015, 09:59:28 PM »
seriously lol'd at duck hunter delivery

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« Reply #104 on: September 16, 2015, 10:00:05 PM »
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« Reply #105 on: September 16, 2015, 10:00:45 PM »
"How will the world look different when your Air Force One is parked in..." Is this a sex question?
I've said it before and I'll say it again, K-State fans could have beheaded the entire KU team at midcourt, and K-State fans would be celebrating it this morning.  They are the ISIS of Big 12 fanbases.

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« Reply #106 on: September 16, 2015, 10:01:37 PM »
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« Reply #107 on: September 16, 2015, 10:02:08 PM »
Rubio will not sex talk this

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« Reply #108 on: September 16, 2015, 10:02:39 PM »
How did rubio memorize so many words? Is there a cue card guy in the crowd

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« Reply #109 on: September 16, 2015, 10:03:27 PM »
Carbon footprint like a MF'r for rubio's AF1

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Re: CNN Debate Smackdown
« Reply #110 on: September 16, 2015, 10:03:50 PM »
How did rubio memorize so many words? Is there a cue card guy in the crowd

I'm telling you guys... He is The One.
I've said it before and I'll say it again, K-State fans could have beheaded the entire KU team at midcourt, and K-State fans would be celebrating it this morning.  They are the ISIS of Big 12 fanbases.

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« Reply #111 on: September 16, 2015, 10:04:05 PM »
Is China enemies with us? Rubio said that

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« Reply #112 on: September 16, 2015, 10:05:23 PM »

Is China enemies with us? Rubio said that

mostly enemies, but also some betas we can coerce into friends

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« Reply #113 on: September 16, 2015, 10:05:46 PM »
Is China enemies with us? Rubio said that

Only if you consider hacking us, cheating on trade, aiding our enemies, and stealing our intellectual property. They haven't launched a missile at us yet, if that's what you're asking.
I've said it before and I'll say it again, K-State fans could have beheaded the entire KU team at midcourt, and K-State fans would be celebrating it this morning.  They are the ISIS of Big 12 fanbases.

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Re: CNN Debate Smackdown
« Reply #114 on: September 16, 2015, 10:06:04 PM »
Red American wants a giant dick President and that's not Carson. Or rubio.

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« Reply #115 on: September 16, 2015, 10:06:11 PM »
"more of everything... we were discussing disease"

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Re: CNN Debate Smackdown
« Reply #116 on: September 16, 2015, 10:06:42 PM »
china sounds like missouri

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Re: CNN Debate Smackdown
« Reply #117 on: September 16, 2015, 10:07:54 PM »
eff 2%. IM TALKING 4% BITCH

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« Reply #118 on: September 16, 2015, 10:08:07 PM »
Walker is unlikeable

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Re: CNN Debate Smackdown
« Reply #119 on: September 16, 2015, 10:08:07 PM »
13 dick

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« Reply #120 on: September 16, 2015, 10:08:43 PM »
Is China enemies with us? Rubio said that

Only if you consider hacking us, cheating on trade, aiding our enemies, and stealing our intellectual property. They haven't launched a missile at us yet, if that's what you're asking.

Stealing our intellectual property huh? eff me

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Re: CNN Debate Smackdown
« Reply #121 on: September 16, 2015, 10:09:52 PM »
female Ricky rubio

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« Reply #122 on: September 16, 2015, 10:10:06 PM »
(isn't that a euroballer?)

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Re: CNN Debate Smackdown
« Reply #123 on: September 16, 2015, 10:10:42 PM »
Ouch - now that's a rehearsed speech (Fiorina). Did not sound or appear authentic. Totally canned.
I've said it before and I'll say it again, K-State fans could have beheaded the entire KU team at midcourt, and K-State fans would be celebrating it this morning.  They are the ISIS of Big 12 fanbases.

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Re: CNN Debate Smackdown
« Reply #124 on: September 16, 2015, 10:10:46 PM »
Memorize your closing statement and nail it to the headboard, regardless of the final question.