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Altman LOL
« on: April 24, 2010, 11:29:32 AM »
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#SCOOP: Sources told FOXSports.com Oregon on verge of hiring Creighton's Dana Altman - who has been offered the job - http://bit.ly/dtJRCm


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Re: Altman LOL
« Reply #1 on: April 24, 2010, 11:30:32 AM »

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Re: Altman LOL
« Reply #2 on: April 24, 2010, 11:43:06 AM »
WOW.   :lol:

Oregon morons:  Who should we go for? 

Other Oregon Morons:  Tom Izzo

Oregon Morons:  He said no, how about Scott Drew or Mike Anderson?

Other Oregon Morons:  They said no also.

Oregon Morons:  How about Dana Altman?

Other Oregon Morons:  He went 18-16 (including 2 wins in the CBfuckingI)

Oregon Morons:  That is better than we're doing. 
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Re: Altman LOL
« Reply #3 on: April 24, 2010, 11:49:50 AM »
How much will he get paid? 3 million????
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Re: Altman LOL
« Reply #4 on: April 24, 2010, 02:34:31 PM »
once on campus, how long until he changes his mind?

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« Reply #5 on: April 24, 2010, 03:15:41 PM »
once on campus, how long until he changes his mind?

I think he will have about 3 million reasons not to change his mind...

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« Reply #6 on: April 24, 2010, 03:42:53 PM »
once on campus, how long until he changes his mind?

I think he will have about 3 million reasons not to change his mind...

Would love for Oregon to make him quack at his press conference.. :flush:
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« Reply #7 on: April 24, 2010, 04:19:32 PM »
Maybe they'll fly Emilio Estevez in to show him how it's done.

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Re: Altman LOL
« Reply #8 on: April 24, 2010, 05:45:45 PM »
McDermott to Creighton!!! Please, God, Please!!! Please send McDermott to Creighton!!!

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« Reply #9 on: April 24, 2010, 05:52:47 PM »
who will the husker fans cheer for when Creighton is bad........... or worse
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Re: Altman LOL
« Reply #10 on: April 24, 2010, 06:12:30 PM »
who will the husker fans cheer for when Creighton is bad........... or worse

They won't cheer for Kansas State if that's what you are implying...

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« Reply #11 on: April 24, 2010, 08:38:50 PM »
They won't cheer for Kansas State if that's what you are implying...

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Living in Nebraska, and being a Husker fan, apparently it's too much to ask that we could ever field an occasional Sweet 16 team of our own up here. Good luck, KSU!

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« Reply #12 on: April 24, 2010, 09:20:14 PM »
If so . . . Epic fail by Oregon.   Absolutely Epic.


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« Reply #13 on: April 24, 2010, 09:23:32 PM »
If so . . . Epic fail by Oregon.   Absolutely Epic.



QFT.  I was seriously worried that Oregon would really become a national power with a Drew or Anderson, combined with the Nike money. 

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« Reply #14 on: April 24, 2010, 10:16:37 PM »
racist


Cheesy Mustache QB might make an appearance.

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Re: Altman LOL
« Reply #15 on: April 24, 2010, 11:25:30 PM »
They won't cheer for Kansas State if that's what you are implying...

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Living in Nebraska, and being a Husker fan, apparently it's too much to ask that we could ever field an occasional Sweet 16 team of our own up here. Good luck, KSU!

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Well, I just got owned. Nice work.

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« Reply #16 on: April 25, 2010, 04:08:41 PM »
High Praise from Dickie V here, even calling him "Solid".  giggle

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Finally Oregon gets their man in Dana Altman-solid tactician!

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Re: Altman LOL
« Reply #17 on: April 25, 2010, 08:45:56 PM »
Creighton AD spotted today in Des Moines.

http://www.myabc5.com/global/story.asp?s=12372637

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Re: Altman LOL
« Reply #18 on: April 25, 2010, 08:59:30 PM »
Creighton AD spotted today in Des Moines.

http://www.myabc5.com/global/story.asp?s=12372637

whatever happens, i hope we end up in a conference with isu.  i'd love to have the opportunity to live in iowa some time.  to be able to observe you people first hand.
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« Reply #19 on: April 25, 2010, 09:08:31 PM »
Creighton AD spotted today in Des Moines.

http://www.myabc5.com/global/story.asp?s=12372637

whatever happens, i hope we end up in a conference with isu.  i'd love to have the opportunity to live in iowa some time.  to be able to observe you people first hand.

I just picture an entire state full of retards, who occasionally have success bestowed on them by whatever benevolent corn/pig God they prey to.

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« Reply #20 on: April 25, 2010, 09:20:35 PM »
I just picture an entire state full of retards.

that's how i picture them too!!!
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« Reply #21 on: April 25, 2010, 09:37:56 PM »
I just picture an entire state full of retards.

that's how i picture them too!!!

And not the adorable kind like Corky, either.  The kind you feel bad for.  This kind:

 

A whole state, just packed full of 'em.


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Re: Altman LOL
« Reply #22 on: April 25, 2010, 10:22:19 PM »
Phil Knight must have lost a bet with the Devil.

How can you have THAT much money, and be that "influential" in the world of Sport and allow your alma mater to have Dana rough ridin' Altman be your basketball coach?  Seriously, WTF?

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Re: Altman LOL
« Reply #23 on: April 26, 2010, 10:47:25 AM »
solid tactician!

Solid Likeable Tactician Hire???

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Re: Altman LOL
« Reply #24 on: April 26, 2010, 11:12:35 AM »
solid tactician!

Solid Likeable Tactician Hire???

Stop that sh1t now.