trade jobs w/ rick daris to help cheer him up! (body swap movie related)

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

alright fellas, rick is down in the dumps about his career choice (police officer).

post here your job and a little description of your day to day operations and HOPEFULLY rick daris will come tell you whether he thinks he could switch jobs with you or not.

[420seriouscat69]

Oh man...

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

okay, ill go first:

hi, rick. im a venture capitalist in kc. i get in touch with start up companies in kc and the midwest that look promising but dont quite have the funding they need to really get started. my day to day is chatting on the phone with the owners and employees of the start ups, combing through their financial statements and sometimes investigating their clients to report back my findings to our board.

[The Big Train]

Hi Rick! It's your bud TBT here and I do all kinds of computery stuff and write software that infects people's computers.  After I get done with a nice new malware program I release it out into the wild.  Once someone clicks a link they shouldn't I gain access to their computer.  Once I have enough people participating I make all those computers go to a specific site to help boost their page views and stuff. What do you think?

[8manpick]

Hi Rick! It's your bud TBT here and I do all kinds of computery stuff and write software that infects people's computers.  After I get done with a nice new malware program I release it out into the wild.  Once someone clicks a link they shouldn't I gain access to their computer.  Once I have enough people participating I make all those computers go to a specific site to help boost their page views and stuff. What do you think?

gE could really use some more ad revenue...

[slobber]

Hey Rick. I am in marketing. It is fun.


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[sys]

damn it.  i just posted a cheer up message for rick daris in the other thread.


anyways, rick, i drive around and try to look like i'm doing something if anyone appears to be paying attention to me.

[Mrs. Gooch]

alright fellas, rick is down in the dumps about his career choice (police officer).

post here your job and a little description of your day to day operations and HOPEFULLY rick daris will come tell you whether he thinks he could switch jobs with you or not.

Pretty misandristic of you to assume that Rick can't do a job currently being performed but a woman.

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

alright fellas, rick is down in the dumps about his career choice (police officer).

post here your job and a little description of your day to day operations and HOPEFULLY rick daris will come tell you whether he thinks he could switch jobs with you or not.

Pretty misandristic of you to assume that Rick can't do a job currently being performed but a woman.

rick just needs his bros to help cheer him up. thats all i meant.

[The Big Train]

Hi Rick! It's your bud TBT here and I do all kinds of computery stuff and write software that infects people's computers.  After I get done with a nice new malware program I release it out into the wild.  Once someone clicks a link they shouldn't I gain access to their computer.  Once I have enough people participating I make all those computers go to a specific site to help boost their page views and stuff. What do you think?

gE could really use some more ad revenue...

in light of recent events idk if the infrastructure is up to snuff enough to have many more page views than we already do.

btw, Rick, i left a backdoor open in tonyas computer if you want it.

[eastcat]

Hey Rick, eastcat here. I know some big wigs at KSUPD and when you're ready to venture over to the retirement home just come on down. They have a nice purple ford escape with your name on it.
 

[Dr Rick Daris]

okay, ill go first:

hi, rick. im a venture capitalist in kc. i get in touch with start up companies in kc and the midwest that look promising but dont quite have the funding they need to really get started. my day to day is chatting on the phone with the owners and employees of the start ups, combing through their financial statements and sometimes investigating their clients to report back my findings to our board.

Hate, hate, hate talking on the phone. NEXT!

[Dr Rick Daris]

Hi Rick! It's your bud TBT here and I do all kinds of computery stuff and write software that infects people's computers.  After I get done with a nice new malware program I release it out into the wild.  Once someone clicks a link they shouldn't I gain access to their computer.  Once I have enough people participating I make all those computers go to a specific site to help boost their page views and stuff. What do you think?

Im listening...

[puniraptor]

What about doing pretty much the same thing in a totally different country?

[Dr Rick Daris]

damn it.  i just posted a cheer up message for rick daris in the other thread.


anyways, rick, i drive around and try to look like i'm doing something if anyone appears to be paying attention to me.

This sounds pretty great. Quick question though- Who are you worried about paying attention to you?

[Dr Rick Daris]

What about doing pretty much the same thing in a totally different country?

If I could be guaranteed my job back in a couple of years, I'd be gone tomorrow. The thing is that I can't though and I pretty much have the job I want. Boring ass as it is.

[CNS]

Rick, Wacky could prob hook you up w a new career training sitch.

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[The Big Train]

Hi Rick! It's your bud TBT here and I do all kinds of computery stuff and write software that infects people's computers.  After I get done with a nice new malware program I release it out into the wild.  Once someone clicks a link they shouldn't I gain access to their computer.  Once I have enough people participating I make all those computers go to a specific site to help boost their page views and stuff. What do you think?

Im listening...

it also comes with cool words like 'rootkit' and 'brute force attack'.  but dont fall for the 'honeypots'    sneaky sneaky

PM me and ill fill you in on the other deets and get you tonyas computer info too

[Asteriskhead]

What about doing pretty much the same thing in a totally different country?

If I could be guaranteed my job back in a couple of years, I'd be gone tomorrow. The thing is that I can't though and I pretty much have the job I want. Boring ass as it is.

Get a hobby, doofus.

[wetwillie]

I like it when rick daris gets bored and uses all of you for his amusement.  I cant imagine all the lulz he is having.

[Dr Rick Daris]

What about doing pretty much the same thing in a totally different country?

If I could be guaranteed my job back in a couple of years, I'd be gone tomorrow. The thing is that I can't though and I pretty much have the job I want. Boring ass as it is.

Get a hobby, doofus.

hobby suggestions? preferably ones i could do at work because i don't know if you've heard or not, but i have a home garden that i just pulled FIVE cucumbers from today or cucs as those of us in the gardening biz like to call them. i also now have three possible watermelons growing as well as one pumpkin.

[Bloodfart]

Hey Ricky D.  I'm a SAHD Sun,Mon,Fri,Sat and hobby farmer the other days.  It's pretty cool.  If zero net income isn't an issue for you then I recommend this combo job to you. 

[bones129]

What about doing pretty much the same thing in a totally different country?

If I could be guaranteed my job back in a couple of years, I'd be gone tomorrow. The thing is that I can't though and I pretty much have the job I want. Boring ass as it is.

Get a hobby, doofus.

hobby suggestions? preferably ones i could do at work because i don't know if you've heard or not, but i have a home garden that i just pulled FIVE cucumbers from today or cucs as those of us in the gardening biz like to call them. i also now have three possible watermelons growing as well as one pumpkin.

In Kansas, a single pumpkin and some possible watermelons will get you nowhere. Tomatoes, guy, tomatoes. And if you have a lot of ground (and I mean a lot) you can make some money on soybeans and corn.

But if you just want a garden to amuse yourself, go to WalMart, buy some seeds and a hoe, throw the seeds out there and see what happens.

[Tobias]

one kansas rick daris feeds 128 people plus gets the unholy crap kicked out of him by a cow

[bones129]

one kansas rick daris feeds 128 people plus gets the unholy crap kicked out of him by a cow

Interesting if true.