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Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
« Reply #100 on: September 01, 2015, 10:48:43 PM »
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Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
« Reply #102 on: September 02, 2015, 12:28:14 AM »
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Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
« Reply #103 on: September 02, 2015, 01:03:38 AM »
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Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
« Reply #104 on: September 02, 2015, 07:37:42 AM »
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Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
« Reply #106 on: September 02, 2015, 08:28:00 AM »
2nd headline idea:

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Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
« Reply #107 on: September 02, 2015, 08:52:23 AM »







"good evening mr johnson, my name is jesse ertz. i apologize for calling you at home, but i was hoping for permission to ask your daughter samantha out on a date."

Woof.  He looks like he dresses up like Harry Potter and runs around on a broomstick. Probably the best Quiddich player at K-State.
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Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
« Reply #108 on: September 02, 2015, 08:53:54 AM »
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Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
« Reply #109 on: September 02, 2015, 08:57:00 AM »
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Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
« Reply #110 on: September 02, 2015, 08:58:41 AM »

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Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
« Reply #111 on: September 02, 2015, 09:32:43 AM »
Bone-ertz


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Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
« Reply #113 on: September 02, 2015, 09:34:13 AM »







"good evening mr johnson, my name is jesse ertz. i apologize for calling you at home, but i was hoping for permission to ask your daughter samantha out on a date."

Woof.  He looks like he dresses up like Harry Potter and runs around on a broomstick. Probably the best Quiddich player at K-State.
He looks like he probably lands lots of babes and will be making 6 figs in the near future.  :dunno:

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Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
« Reply #114 on: September 02, 2015, 09:37:39 AM »







"good evening mr johnson, my name is jesse ertz. i apologize for calling you at home, but i was hoping for permission to ask your daughter samantha out on a date."

Woof.  He looks like he dresses up like Harry Potter and runs around on a broomstick. Probably the best Quiddich player at K-State.
He looks like he probably lands lots of babes and will be making 6 figs in the near future.  :dunno:

i'm not sure you have a good understanding as to how long it takes to become an actual veterinarian

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Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
« Reply #115 on: September 02, 2015, 09:39:34 AM »
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Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
« Reply #116 on: September 02, 2015, 09:44:31 AM »







"good evening mr johnson, my name is jesse ertz. i apologize for calling you at home, but i was hoping for permission to ask your daughter samantha out on a date."

Woof.  He looks like he dresses up like Harry Potter and runs around on a broomstick. Probably the best Quiddich player at K-State.
He looks like he probably lands lots of babes and will be making 6 figs in the near future.  :dunno:

i'm not sure you have a good understanding as to how long it takes to become an actual veterinarian
He's 3 years in. 5 more years to go (near future) to 6 figs.  :gocho:


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Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
« Reply #118 on: September 02, 2015, 11:35:48 AM »
I bet he fl-ertz wit all the honeys.   :cool:

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Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
« Reply #119 on: September 02, 2015, 11:40:17 AM »
T's and P's on his continued battle against the disease Gingervit-Ertz.

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Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
« Reply #120 on: September 02, 2015, 12:10:36 PM »
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Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
« Reply #121 on: September 02, 2015, 12:24:09 PM »
Bill and Ertzie



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Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
« Reply #122 on: September 02, 2015, 12:56:32 PM »
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Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
« Reply #123 on: September 02, 2015, 12:57:40 PM »
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Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
« Reply #124 on: September 02, 2015, 01:03:18 PM »
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