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Topography Smack 2015: Week 1 - South Dakota
« on: August 31, 2015, 04:37:39 PM »
It's that time of year again!  (The Junction City smackoff was good, but shant replace this thread theme)

Manhattan, KS:


Vermillion, SD:




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Re: Topography Smack 2015: Week 1 - South Dakota
« Reply #1 on: August 31, 2015, 04:40:25 PM »
wtf
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Re: Topography Smack 2015: Week 1 - South Dakota
« Reply #2 on: August 31, 2015, 05:18:12 PM »
I had a JMC professor from Vermilion, SD, Chuck Lubbers, I hated that sack of crap.

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Re: Topography Smack 2015: Week 1 - South Dakota
« Reply #3 on: August 31, 2015, 05:23:22 PM »
I had a JMC professor from Vermilion, SD, Chuck Lubbers, I hated that sack of crap.

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Re: Topography Smack 2015: Week 1 - South Dakota
« Reply #4 on: August 31, 2015, 09:48:56 PM »
The only good thing about Vermillion.  Ben Leber.  And he got his butt out of there as soon as he could to come to KSU and be utterly adorbs.  :love:

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Re: Topography Smack 2015: Week 1 - South Dakota
« Reply #5 on: August 31, 2015, 10:29:09 PM »
vermillion fire  :Yuck:



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Re: Topography Smack 2015: Week 1 - South Dakota
« Reply #6 on: August 31, 2015, 11:07:04 PM »
There should be a Vermillion smack off. Even though our Vermillion is a close cousin to Iowa, it is still better than their Vermillion.


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Re: Topography Smack 2015: Week 1 - South Dakota
« Reply #7 on: September 01, 2015, 07:46:53 AM »
I once saw a guy get trucked by a bull at the Vermillion (Ks) Rodeo, had to bring in the ambulance and everything.  Vermillion, KS...place where Guinness World Record holder stud Bobby Fischer practices his free throws, this stud holds about every free throw record imaginable.  Vermillion, KS >>>> Vermillion, SD

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Re: Topography Smack 2015: Week 1 - South Dakota
« Reply #8 on: September 01, 2015, 01:12:30 PM »
It's football season when RightMeow starts his Topography smack threads :love:
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Re: Topography Smack 2015: Week 1 - South Dakota
« Reply #9 on: September 01, 2015, 07:53:16 PM »
weirdos named a town "Yankton"

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Re: Topography Smack 2015: Week 1 - South Dakota
« Reply #10 on: September 01, 2015, 10:01:18 PM »
vermillion high school  :lol:



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Re: Topography Smack 2015: Week 1 - South Dakota
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Re: Topography Smack 2015: Week 1 - South Dakota
« Reply #12 on: September 02, 2015, 10:38:33 AM »
Have you guys been to South Dakota?  There is a metric crap ton of flies everywhere.  There could be a game to see who can open and close their car door without letting the most flies in.

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Re: Topography Smack 2015: Week 1 - South Dakota
« Reply #13 on: September 02, 2015, 10:49:17 AM »
directional named states blow

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Re: Topography Smack 2015: Week 1 - South Dakota
« Reply #14 on: September 02, 2015, 10:52:48 AM »
I ate at the Pizza Hut in Vermillion once.


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Re: Topography Smack 2015: Week 1 - South Dakota
« Reply #17 on: September 02, 2015, 07:15:48 PM »
All I know about Yankton is that this guy told me told me there are lots of "male genitals suckers" there.


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Re: Topography Smack 2015: Week 1 - South Dakota
« Reply #18 on: September 03, 2015, 04:48:01 PM »
weirdos named a town "Yankton"
Federal prison there, I once had to go up and interview a career criminal there.  It (prison) was low security, seemed pretty casual, would not care to live in Yankton.

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Re: Topography Smack 2015: Week 1 - South Dakota
« Reply #19 on: September 05, 2015, 12:28:13 PM »
I grew up near Vermillion, KS, and can assure you there's not much worse out there. If Vermillion, SD is worse than Vermillion, KS, may God have mercy on their souls.
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Re: Topography Smack 2015: Week 1 - South Dakota
« Reply #20 on: September 05, 2015, 12:33:19 PM »
Says more with less space and doesn't desecrate a natural landmark (I won't go there on the Crazy Horse project. As a friend once noted, it's like your dad giving you a spoon and saying 'Lets dig a grand canyon.'


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Re: Topography Smack 2015: Week 1 - South Dakota
« Reply #21 on: September 05, 2015, 01:00:52 PM »
Corn Palace in Mitchell.  Enough hillbilly toilet paper for a decade.

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Re: Topography Smack 2015: Week 1 - South Dakota
« Reply #22 on: September 06, 2015, 01:02:04 AM »
Not to pit it up or anything, but does everyone know that Mt. Rushmoore is one of the largest monuments to government ineptitude that there is?  Go there and they even havea little room with a model of how its supposed to look but they got like half finished and called it a day.  Hell look at Lincoln's blocky sideburns for starters.

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Re: Topography Smack 2015: Week 1 - South Dakota
« Reply #23 on: September 06, 2015, 02:51:13 AM »
Not to pit it up or anything, but does everyone know that Mt. Rushmoore is one of the largest monuments to government ineptitude that there is?  Go there and they even havea little room with a model of how its supposed to look but they got like half finished and called it a day.  Hell look at Lincoln's blocky sideburns for starters.

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Re: Topography Smack 2015: Week 1 - South Dakota
« Reply #24 on: September 06, 2015, 05:05:44 AM »

Not to pit it up or anything, but does everyone know that Mt. Rushmoore is one of the largest monuments to government ineptitude that there is?  Go there and they even havea little room with a model of how its supposed to look but they got like half finished and called it a day.  Hell look at Lincoln's blocky sideburns for starters.

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