Took off for lunch at 435/Metcalf area just after the sirens sounded. I actually thought they were just the weekly sirens because there weren't any dark skies. Made a Chipotle run to around 135th and heard the warning come over the radio. Ran in, got my burrito, drove back to work as the funnel was chasing me. Turned into the parking lot at work as there were reports of it being at 135th and Metcalf. Ran in and hopped into the basement with the rest of the staff. For some reason they kept us down there until it was north of downtown.
The moral of the story is: Chipotle > mother nature.
eff that bitch.