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Offline j-von

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Re: Tornado Season 2011
« Reply #350 on: May 24, 2011, 10:51:47 PM »
http://www.nytimes.com/2011/05/25/us/25tornado.html

1,500 unacconted for in Joplin??   :horrorsurprise:

Probably just old people without cell phones

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Re: Tornado Season 2011
« Reply #351 on: May 24, 2011, 10:52:28 PM »
Seriously, when did this place become the "hate on BMW" board?  It's to the point where people who don't even live in Oregon are trying to tell me what the weather was like today.  I mean, JFC...


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You have a reason to lie about it, and weather.com doesn't.

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First of all, what reason do I have to lie about it?  Second, I'm not sure if you've heard, but the weather at night usually differentiates from the weather during the day.  JFC, man.



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Well, tomorrow's forecast looks the exact same. http://www.weather.com/weather/wxdetail/97070?dayNum=1

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I honestly don't know what reason you have to lie about it. What reason do you have to lie about playing AAU ball? Or a $2 million trust fund?



Whoa... you mean tomorrow's weather might be different from today?  No way, dude...  


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And I'm not lying about playing AAU ball, or the trust fund.  Check out the thread on the hoops board.  


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Re: Tornado Season 2011
« Reply #352 on: May 24, 2011, 10:55:18 PM »
This is a fantastic tornado thread.

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Re: Tornado Season 2011
« Reply #353 on: May 25, 2011, 01:06:27 AM »
The NWS is reporting that the city of Denning, Arkansas has been completely destroyed by a mile-wide tornado
http://www.4029tv.com/r/28015067/detail.html

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Re: Tornado Season 2011
« Reply #354 on: May 25, 2011, 01:46:33 AM »
The NWS is reporting that the city of Denning, Arkansas has been completely destroyed by a mile-wide tornado
http://www.4029tv.com/r/28015067/detail.html


Beems is LOLing at those hayseeds that got destroyed by a tornado too.  All while sitting in his perfect weather (that isn't perfect at all)

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Re: Tornado Season 2011
« Reply #355 on: May 25, 2011, 02:05:33 AM »
Beem's forecast for the rest of the week-  PAIN!  BUTTPAIN!!!

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Re: Tornado Season 2011
« Reply #356 on: May 25, 2011, 10:10:44 AM »
I believe you Ben; Shame on you guys for not believing.   The 24th was one of 7 days this entire month where he saw the sun.  Sounds like a rough ridin' fantastic place to live 



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Re: Tornado Season 2011
« Reply #357 on: May 25, 2011, 10:42:23 AM »
I believe you Ben; Shame on you guys for not believing.   The 24th was one of 7 days this entire month where he saw the sun.  Sounds like a rough ridin' fantastic place to live 



http://www.wunderground.com/history/airport/KUAO/2011/5/25/MonthlyHistory.html#calendar

That actually sounds pretty nice to me, but I really like rain.

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Re: Tornado Season 2011
« Reply #358 on: May 25, 2011, 11:12:46 AM »
Sirens just went off in Olathe.

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Re: Tornado Season 2011
« Reply #359 on: May 25, 2011, 11:14:51 AM »
rotating funnel cloud at nall and 155th street. My parents live in a neighborhood right there.  :horrorsurprise:

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Re: Tornado Season 2011
« Reply #360 on: May 25, 2011, 11:18:25 AM »
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Re: Tornado Season 2011
« Reply #361 on: May 25, 2011, 11:25:03 AM »
Good lord, clams is going to chase and spot the crap out of this thing and be drinking D&Ss at Faloon by 5. 

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Re: Tornado Season 2011
« Reply #362 on: May 25, 2011, 11:31:19 AM »
Oh snap, I've just been told to take cover.  :emawkid:
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Re: Tornado Season 2011
« Reply #363 on: May 25, 2011, 11:32:59 AM »
Cannot chase right now, being held captive by Safety Marshalls!


Cheesy Mustache QB might make an appearance.

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Re: Tornado Season 2011
« Reply #364 on: May 25, 2011, 11:33:21 AM »
ETP checking in!

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Re: Tornado Season 2011
« Reply #365 on: May 25, 2011, 11:35:10 AM »
TAKE COVER, FOR GOD'S SAKE, TAKE COVER!!
Where did you get that overnight bag?

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Re: Tornado Season 2011
« Reply #366 on: May 25, 2011, 11:40:07 AM »
My dad is working near town center  :runaway: :ohshit:

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Re: Tornado Season 2011
« Reply #367 on: May 25, 2011, 11:46:08 AM »
I was on my lunch.  As soon as I got to my car the sirens went off.  I looked up at the sky and figured I was fine.  Guess I was correct.

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Re: Tornado Season 2011
« Reply #368 on: May 25, 2011, 11:50:36 AM »
Wyandotte Co about to get rearranged.

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Re: Tornado Season 2011
« Reply #369 on: May 25, 2011, 11:52:23 AM »
be safe guys  :pray:

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Re: Tornado Season 2011
« Reply #370 on: May 25, 2011, 11:52:41 AM »
My dad is working near town center  :runaway: :ohshit:

I'm sure 810 Zone is taking all the proper precautions.

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Re: Tornado Season 2011
« Reply #371 on: May 25, 2011, 11:57:23 AM »
My dad is working near town center  :runaway: :ohshit:

Town Center is south of 435 and was given the all clear about 10 min ago....for now anyway.

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Re: Tornado Season 2011
« Reply #372 on: May 25, 2011, 12:00:57 PM »
Earlier this week, I wished death on Prairie Village.     :gocho:

Anyone have anything they need me to relay to the big guy?

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Re: Tornado Season 2011
« Reply #373 on: May 25, 2011, 12:03:23 PM »
Earlier this week, I wished death on Prairie Village.     :gocho:

Anyone have anything they need me to relay to the big guy?

I'm in PV and we only got rain. :dunno:

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Re: Tornado Season 2011
« Reply #374 on: May 25, 2011, 12:04:24 PM »
Earlier this week, I wished death on Prairie Village.     :gocho:

Anyone have anything they need me to relay to the big guy?

I'm in PV and we only got rain. :dunno:

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