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Re: Tornado Season 2011
« Reply #325 on: May 24, 2011, 08:34:16 PM »
This is pretty hilarious.  Grats again Beems for proving daily how full of crap you are.  :cheers:

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Re: Tornado Season 2011
« Reply #326 on: May 24, 2011, 08:47:58 PM »
It's like he doesn't learn.

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Re: Tornado Season 2011
« Reply #327 on: May 24, 2011, 08:52:34 PM »
75 degrees, clear skies, a cool ocean breeze, and the smell of Douglas Firs emanating in the air.  Life's good.


 :katpakhead:

66 degrees, mostly cloudy, Flood Warning, and a crap ton of pollen in the air. Grats Beems.



I could almost feel the :bitchslap: coming through my keyboard.

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Re: Tornado Season 2011
« Reply #328 on: May 24, 2011, 08:53:39 PM »
And it looks like rain for the rest of the week there in Portland.

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Re: Tornado Season 2011
« Reply #329 on: May 24, 2011, 08:54:47 PM »
Fox News' coverage is laughable. Shep is confusing the inbound/outbound velocities with the precipitation reflectivity.   :flush:

Also said "There's Kansas City... it's passed Kansas City" (referring to the storm)

And the storm is still an hour away. Clearly has no idea what he's talking about and can't even read a map



The bar & grill I went to for dinner tonight had this coverage on TV too.  Fox's headline: Building and Cars Damaged in Tornado.

Really?  Cars got flipped over in a mile wide tornado?  Surely, you jest.

Morons.

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Re: Tornado Season 2011
« Reply #330 on: May 24, 2011, 09:15:41 PM »
This is pretty hilarious.  Grats again Beems for proving daily how full of crap you are.  :cheers:

He is a huge AAU baller, with a trust fund and Selby is going to dunk on Pullen!

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Re: Tornado Season 2011
« Reply #331 on: May 24, 2011, 09:33:02 PM »
Joplin  :surprised: :surprised: :surprised: :surprised: :surprised: :surprised: :surprised: :surprised: :surprised: :surprised: :surprised: :surprised: :surprised: :surprised: :surprised: :surprised: :surprised:

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Re: Tornado Season 2011
« Reply #332 on: May 24, 2011, 09:40:05 PM »
Sometimes I think of the Book of Job and how God likes to really eff with people.
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Re: Tornado Season 2011
« Reply #333 on: May 24, 2011, 09:40:49 PM »
75 degrees, clear skies, a cool ocean breeze, and the smell of Douglas Firs emanating in the air.  Life's good.


 :katpakhead:

66 degrees, mostly cloudy, Flood Warning, and a crap ton of pollen in the air. Grats Beems.





Only an outsider who has never been to Oregon/Pacific Northwest would rely on the weather forecast.  Today's weather was perfect.  LOL @ all you hayseeds getting dominated by tornadoes.


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Re: Tornado Season 2011
« Reply #334 on: May 24, 2011, 09:45:18 PM »
75 degrees, clear skies, a cool ocean breeze, and the smell of Douglas Firs emanating in the air.  Life's good.


 :katpakhead:

66 degrees, mostly cloudy, Flood Warning, and a crap ton of pollen in the air. Grats Beems.





Only an outsider who has never been to Oregon/Pacific Northwest would rely on the weather forecast.  Today's weather was perfect.  LOL @ all you hayseeds getting dominated by tornadoes.


 :lol:



I see what you did there.

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Re: Tornado Season 2011
« Reply #335 on: May 24, 2011, 09:49:19 PM »
Why can't you guys rely on the weather forecasts?

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Re: Tornado Season 2011
« Reply #336 on: May 24, 2011, 10:07:42 PM »
Why can't you guys rely on the weather forecasts?

It's pretty clear Beems lives in his own universe, and this thing called 'reality' doesn't exist.

It's always seventy degrees and sunny in his world.  Grats Beems.

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Re: Tornado Season 2011
« Reply #337 on: May 24, 2011, 10:09:56 PM »
Why can't you guys rely on the weather forecasts?

It's pretty clear Beems lives in his own universe, and this thing called 'reality' doesn't exist.

It's always seventy degrees and sunny in his world.  Grats Beems.



I live in Wilsonville, OR... about 15 minutes south of downtown Portland.  Today was ~75 degrees, sunny, and pretty much perfect.  Believe what you want, though. 


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Re: Tornado Season 2011
« Reply #338 on: May 24, 2011, 10:11:43 PM »
Why can't you guys rely on the weather forecasts?



The Portland area is located in a valley between an ocean and a desert. 

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Re: Tornado Season 2011
« Reply #339 on: May 24, 2011, 10:15:38 PM »
Why can't you guys rely on the weather forecasts?

It's pretty clear Beems lives in his own universe, and this thing called 'reality' doesn't exist.

It's always seventy degrees and sunny in his world.  Grats Beems.



I live in Wilsonville, OR... about 15 minutes south of downtown Portland.  Today was ~75 degrees, sunny, and pretty much perfect.  Believe what you want, though. 


 :dunno:

http://www.weather.com/weather/wxdetail/97070

Forecast looks about the same. Also saw that between the 21st and 31st of May, you had/will have one sunny day.

'grats, Beems.

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Re: Tornado Season 2011
« Reply #340 on: May 24, 2011, 10:21:08 PM »
Seriously, when did this place become the "hate on BMW" board?  It's to the point where people who don't even live in Oregon are trying to tell me what the weather was like today.  I mean, JFC...


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Re: Tornado Season 2011
« Reply #341 on: May 24, 2011, 10:23:55 PM »
Seriously, when did this place become the "hate on BMW" board?  It's to the point where people who don't even live in Oregon are trying to tell me what the weather was like today.  I mean, JFC...


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You have a reason to lie about it, and weather.com doesn't.

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Re: Tornado Season 2011
« Reply #342 on: May 24, 2011, 10:27:06 PM »
Seriously, when did this place become the "hate on BMW" board?  It's to the point where people who don't even live in Oregon are trying to tell me what the weather was like today.  I mean, JFC...


 :facepalm:

You have a reason to lie about it, and weather.com doesn't.

:dunno:



First of all, what reason do I have to lie about it?  Second, I'm not sure if you've heard, but the weather at night usually differentiates from the weather during the day.  JFC, man.



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Re: Tornado Season 2011
« Reply #343 on: May 24, 2011, 10:30:37 PM »
I live in Wilsonville, OR...

NO rough ridin' WAY.

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Wilsonville contains many distribution and manufacturing buildings adjacent to Interstate 5 such as regional distribution facilities for Coca Cola and Rite Aid. Retail centers include Argyle Square on the north and the Town Center Shopping Center to the south.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wilsonville,_Oregon

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Re: Tornado Season 2011
« Reply #344 on: May 24, 2011, 10:33:48 PM »
I live in Wilsonville, OR...

NO rough ridin' WAY.

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Wilsonville contains many distribution and manufacturing buildings adjacent to Interstate 5 such as regional distribution facilities for Coca Cola and Rite Aid. Retail centers include Argyle Square on the north and the Town Center Shopping Center to the south.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wilsonville,_Oregon

You can't make that up.

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Re: Tornado Season 2011
« Reply #345 on: May 24, 2011, 10:34:23 PM »
Seriously, when did this place become the "hate on BMW" board?  It's to the point where people who don't even live in Oregon are trying to tell me what the weather was like today.  I mean, JFC...


 :facepalm:

You have a reason to lie about it, and weather.com doesn't.

:dunno:



First of all, what reason do I have to lie about it?  Second, I'm not sure if you've heard, but the weather at night usually differentiates from the weather during the day.  JFC, man.



 :facepalm:




Well, tomorrow's forecast looks the exact same. http://www.weather.com/weather/wxdetail/97070?dayNum=1

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I honestly don't know what reason you have to lie about it. What reason do you have to lie about playing AAU ball? Or a $2 million trust fund?

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Re: Tornado Season 2011
« Reply #346 on: May 24, 2011, 10:34:42 PM »
BMW's role in this thread-  :dubious:

Trims last post-  :surprised:

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Re: Tornado Season 2011
« Reply #347 on: May 24, 2011, 10:44:32 PM »
BMW's role in this thread-  :dubious:

Trims last post-  :surprised:

W2's loosened a couple of teeth.

Trim smacked him so hard, he forgot his name.

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Re: Tornado Season 2011
« Reply #348 on: May 24, 2011, 10:47:38 PM »
Look OregonHawk, I'm sorry for putting all my trust in the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration(NOAA aka rubes) for the Portland forecast. Now let's quit derailing this thread.
Sometimes I think of the Book of Job and how God likes to really eff with people.
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Re: Tornado Season 2011
« Reply #349 on: May 24, 2011, 10:50:16 PM »
I live in Wilsonville, OR...

NO effING WAY.

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Wilsonville contains many distribution and manufacturing buildings adjacent to Interstate 5 such as regional distribution facilities for Coca Cola and Rite Aid. Retail centers include Argyle Square on the north and the Town Center Shopping Center to the south.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wilsonville,_Oregon



Yeah, I mentioned something about Argyle Square when I was first moved here, but everyone was too angered up to notice at the time.