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Re: what if jimmy ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #75 on: August 07, 2016, 10:38:08 AM »
We knew that a year ago
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Re: what if jimmy ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #76 on: August 07, 2016, 10:41:05 AM »
We knew that a year ago

That's kinda my point.  That's still all we know. 

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Re: what if jimmy ertz is a complete badass??
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Re: what if jimmy ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #78 on: August 07, 2016, 12:49:01 PM »
Here's the only thing we really know about Ertzenhoffer:  LHC Bill Snyder thinks that Ertzenhoffer is better than Huebner.  That's about all we really know.  Now, that IS a good thing. So, reason for optimism!

We know his teammates think enough of him to vote him a captain.

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Re: what if jimmy ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #79 on: August 07, 2016, 01:49:36 PM »
We know he has tiny little baby bird legs where human legs should be.

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Re: what if jimmy ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #80 on: August 07, 2016, 01:50:22 PM »
He's almost exactly the same size as Steve Young.  :surprised:

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Re: what if jimmy ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #81 on: August 07, 2016, 05:11:49 PM »
How many called QB draws did those other skinny QB's run?

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Re: what if jimmy ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #82 on: August 07, 2016, 06:39:36 PM »
Kevin Durant didn't even bench 185 once when he was in college.

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Re: what if jimmy ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #83 on: August 08, 2016, 09:44:55 AM »
i mean look how skinny he is

Johnny Manziel was skinny. :gocho:

So was ER3
He was not used as a bettering ram because we had and used real RB's then.

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Re: what if jimmy ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #84 on: August 08, 2016, 10:30:23 AM »
He's a lot thicker than our all-conf free safety. Frankly, he looks pretty solid to me. He's gonna need o-line level knee braces tho
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Re: what if jimmy ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #85 on: August 08, 2016, 10:31:29 AM »
6'3" 205lbs  :dunno:
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Re: what if jimmy ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #87 on: August 08, 2016, 12:36:04 PM »
He needs about 15-20 more lbs to run this offense, effectively, and for more than 2 snaps.

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Re: what if jimmy ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #88 on: August 08, 2016, 12:37:06 PM »
He needs Sergio.

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Re: what if jimmy ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #89 on: August 08, 2016, 01:32:28 PM »
Waters survived...kinda...with a smaller frame

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Re: what if jimmy ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #90 on: August 08, 2016, 02:51:06 PM »
Strap some biscuits onto his knees and send him in, coach.

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Re: what if jimmy ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #91 on: August 08, 2016, 03:24:13 PM »
we can replace his legs with treads like the robot on that 80s movie short circuit

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Re: what if jimmy ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #92 on: August 09, 2016, 05:22:46 PM »
I'm confused as to why you guys think he's going to be used like Bazooka Joe and Klein were. Snyder has done that with two guys like ever and he did it with big dudes who can't throw. He wasn't ramming Sams and Waters head first into the line 20 times a game.

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Re: what if jimmy ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #93 on: August 09, 2016, 05:55:43 PM »
If Ertz even runs as much as Waters it could be trouble. I do feel like Hubes passed way more than 2011 Klein though, so maybe they are ready to back off the QB run game? :dunno:

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Re: what if jimmy ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #94 on: August 09, 2016, 08:11:45 PM »
I'm confused as to why you guys think he's going to be used like Bazooka Joe and Klein were. Snyder has done that with two guys like ever and he did it with big dudes who can't throw. He wasn't ramming Sams and Waters head first into the line 20 times a game.
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Re: what if jimmy ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #95 on: August 09, 2016, 08:14:07 PM »
If Ertz even runs as much as Waters it could be trouble. I do feel like Hubes passed way more than 2011 Klein though, so maybe they are ready to back off the QB run game? :dunno:
Dude was a stud dual threat QB in HS. Barring his injury history, I don't know if you're just assuming he can't run because he's skinny. Maybe the injuries tho.

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Re: what if jimmy ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #96 on: August 09, 2016, 08:26:26 PM »
I'm confused as to why you guys think he's going to be used like Bazooka Joe and Klein were. Snyder has done that with two guys like ever and he did it with big dudes who can't throw. He wasn't ramming Sams and Waters head first into the line 20 times a game.

A lot of your posts are way too confident, like u think u actually know what he is going to do with ertz?  U have no clue, no one does.  And he ran Sams all the time so idk wtf u r talking about re: that.

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Re: what if jimmy ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #97 on: August 09, 2016, 08:37:59 PM »
its like MIR doesn't even remember CCQ or GG
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Re: what if jimmy ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #98 on: August 09, 2016, 08:57:55 PM »
How dare someone have confidence in this team on here, after watching miracles in mhk with minimal expectations! :shakesfist: #losers

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Re: what if jimmy ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #99 on: August 09, 2016, 08:58:50 PM »
I would love a Kim Carnes breakdown of this team. Position by position break down.