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Shave your weasel,wallies and turd blaster fo allah.
« on: August 15, 2015, 11:07:13 PM »
Well I learned something new.  Several ask the imam sites I read said a believer has to keep everything below the navel shaved to keep grunt stains and other nastys off the believer.  It was suggested to pluck pubes.  No wonder these guys are mean ass crabs.  Would you do this for your religion?


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Re: Shave your weasel,wallies and turd blaster fo allah.
« Reply #1 on: August 16, 2015, 12:54:32 AM »
i do this without any religion telling me to  :dunno:
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Re: Shave your weasel,wallies and turd blaster fo allah.
« Reply #2 on: August 16, 2015, 12:57:41 AM »
I believe Jesus waxed poetic on this very same subject in the Beatipubes.
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« Reply #3 on: August 16, 2015, 08:15:33 AM »
I believe Jesus waxed poetic on this very same subject in the Beatipubes.


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Re: Shave your weasel,wallies and turd blaster fo allah.
« Reply #4 on: August 16, 2015, 10:37:18 AM »
i do this without any religion telling me to  :dunno:
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Re: Shave your weasel,wallies and turd blaster fo allah.
« Reply #5 on: August 16, 2015, 03:07:40 PM »
I figure my God gave me those hairs for a reason, so let them grow,  I cut my face shaving and I am not about to subject my howdy doodies to butcher city.  It appears Islamist have to shave or pluck every, I mean every hair from their naval to their knees.  How do you get to the ones on the backside where the sun don't shine.  I would have to use pliers to pull my pubes.  I am glad the only requirement for me is to believe Jesus died for me.  I would die if I had to lawnmower my hallowed ground.

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Re: Shave your weasel,wallies and turd blaster fo allah.
« Reply #6 on: August 16, 2015, 03:24:26 PM »
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Re: Shave your weasel,wallies and turd blaster fo allah.
« Reply #7 on: August 16, 2015, 07:47:06 PM »
I figure my God gave me those hairs for a reason, so let them grow,  I cut my face shaving and I am not about to subject my howdy doodies to butcher city.  It appears Islamist have to shave or pluck every, I mean every hair from their naval to their knees.  How do you get to the ones on the backside where the sun don't shine.  I would have to use pliers to pull my pubes.  I am glad the only requirement for me is to believe Jesus died for me.  I would die if I had to lawnmower my hallowed ground.
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« Reply #8 on: August 16, 2015, 08:12:22 PM »
facial hair was given by old testament god.
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« Reply #9 on: August 16, 2015, 08:22:25 PM »
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