Author Topic: Things small town people do (Read 3197 times)

steve dave · « **Reply #25 on:** August 14, 2015, 07:19:59 AM »

make bi-weekly trips to a medium sized city to shop for more exotic groceries than are available at the small town grocery store

steve dave · « **Reply #26 on:** August 14, 2015, 07:20:42 AM »

back to school shopping trips to hutchinson

steve dave · « **Reply #27 on:** August 14, 2015, 07:20:56 AM »

water ski

steve dave · « **Reply #28 on:** August 14, 2015, 07:21:23 AM »

have a high church to person ratio

steve dave · « **Reply #29 on:** August 14, 2015, 07:22:20 AM »

have dinner twice a week during the summer at the little league concession stand

steve dave · « **Reply #30 on:** August 14, 2015, 07:23:06 AM »

have kick ass parades (relative to the funds/materials available to them)

steve dave · « **Reply #31 on:** August 14, 2015, 07:24:15 AM »

organize non-ironic christmas caroling and go to houses out in the country to christmas carol and the people out in the country know you're going to be there probably and have snacks/booze available for the carolers.

steve dave · « **Reply #32 on:** August 14, 2015, 07:25:28 AM »

have a very difficult time cheating on their spouse without them finding out

steve dave · « **Reply #33 on:** August 14, 2015, 07:26:31 AM »

not like to leave home for long stretches of time

steve dave · « **Reply #34 on:** August 14, 2015, 07:27:12 AM »

not care about their wifi speed

steve dave · « **Reply #35 on:** August 14, 2015, 07:27:54 AM »

organize extremely elaborate high school reunions or none at all. no middle ground here.

Institutional Control · « **Reply #36 on:** August 14, 2015, 07:31:53 AM »

Quote from: steve dave on August 14, 2015, 07:19:59 AM

make bi-weekly trips to a medium sized city to shop for more exotic groceries than are available at the small town grocery store

Your town had a grocery store? City slicker.

steve dave · « **Reply #37 on:** August 14, 2015, 07:36:35 AM »

Quote from: Batt BcKee on August 14, 2015, 07:31:53 AM

Quote from: steve dave on August 14, 2015, 07:19:59 AM
make bi-weekly trips to a medium sized city to shop for more exotic groceries than are available at the small town grocery store

Your town had a grocery store? City slicker.

I did a pretty in depth review of it in the best restaurant in ks thread

Mrs. Gooch · « **Reply #38 on:** August 14, 2015, 07:46:43 AM »

Play 8 man football

Mrs. Gooch · « **Reply #39 on:** August 14, 2015, 07:49:04 AM »

Quote from: Phil Titola on August 13, 2015, 09:48:29 PM

Drink while driving down dirt roads

Have a known drinking spot that is in the middle of nowhere down a dirt road

mhkpasa · « **Reply #40 on:** August 14, 2015, 07:58:20 AM »

Half-ton Z-71's w/ dual exhaust, no muffler, grille guard, CB antennas, stickers/decals declaring their alliance to agricultural and motorsports companies.

steve dave · « **Reply #41 on:** August 14, 2015, 08:07:53 AM »

know what a "Half-ton Z-71" is

The Big Train · « **Reply #42 on:** August 14, 2015, 08:08:08 AM »

Quote from: steve dave on August 14, 2015, 07:27:12 AM

not care about their wifi speed

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #43 on:** August 14, 2015, 08:58:17 AM »

Quote from: Cartierfor3 on August 13, 2015, 10:05:45 PM

do they have dentists in small towns?

Yeah. Optometrists and general practitioners, too.

mhkpasa · « **Reply #44 on:** August 14, 2015, 09:07:30 AM »

Quote from: steve dave on August 14, 2015, 08:07:53 AM

know what a "Half-ton Z-71" is

Former country kid outed

Author Topic: Things small town people do (Read 3197 times)

The Big Train