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Things small town people do
« on: August 13, 2015, 09:38:35 PM »
Drive 45+ minutes to eat at Olive Garden as a "treat"


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Re: Things small town people do
« Reply #1 on: August 13, 2015, 09:42:20 PM »
Gross

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Re: Things small town people do
« Reply #2 on: August 13, 2015, 09:48:29 PM »
Drink while driving down dirt roads

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Re: Things small town people do
« Reply #3 on: August 13, 2015, 09:48:50 PM »

Stock up at Wal-Mart two towns away

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Re: Things small town people do
« Reply #4 on: August 13, 2015, 09:49:30 PM »
Get  :Woohoo: for county fair week

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Re: Things small town people do
« Reply #5 on: August 13, 2015, 09:50:08 PM »
Root for the Packers, Cardinals and Cyclones
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Re: Things small town people do
« Reply #6 on: August 13, 2015, 09:50:15 PM »
Work much harder than I do (muscle work)

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Re: Things small town people do
« Reply #7 on: August 13, 2015, 09:50:45 PM »
go shoot guns and blow crap up at the pond

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Re: Things small town people do
« Reply #8 on: August 13, 2015, 09:55:02 PM »
meth

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Re: Things small town people do
« Reply #9 on: August 13, 2015, 09:58:54 PM »
Create a liquor-infused tapestry of fear colored by intimidation, abuse and lies. Stalk, give death threats, trespass, provide drive-by gunfire, create massive explosions, perform cattle theft, hit-and-run driving and marital strife.

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Re: Things small town people do
« Reply #10 on: August 13, 2015, 09:59:26 PM »
put firecrackers in empty beer bottles and throw them up in the air above the campfire

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Re: Things small town people do
« Reply #11 on: August 13, 2015, 10:01:16 PM »
kill animals
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Re: Things small town people do
« Reply #12 on: August 13, 2015, 10:02:28 PM »
light pastures on fire

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Re: Things small town people do
« Reply #13 on: August 13, 2015, 10:05:45 PM »
do they have dentists in small towns?

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Re: Things small town people do
« Reply #14 on: August 13, 2015, 10:07:48 PM »
wear cowboy boots with tight jeans and plaid pearl snaps to church

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Re: Things small town people do
« Reply #15 on: August 13, 2015, 11:52:55 PM »
i don't have any idea
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Re: Things small town people do
« Reply #16 on: August 13, 2015, 11:58:02 PM »
i don't have any idea

Well, so far, they've done a pretty good job of portraying a large contigent of kansas, city, town and country.

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Re: Things small town people do
« Reply #17 on: August 14, 2015, 12:10:06 AM »
Drink while driving down dirt roads

And shoot road signs and cows while doing so.

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Re: Things small town people do
« Reply #18 on: August 14, 2015, 06:45:35 AM »
Gossip about each other

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Re: Things small town people do
« Reply #19 on: August 14, 2015, 06:51:18 AM »
star gazing in the back of a flatbed truck

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Re: Things small town people do
« Reply #20 on: August 14, 2015, 07:16:27 AM »
get looked down upon for where they choose (or may not choose) to live

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Re: Things small town people do
« Reply #21 on: August 14, 2015, 07:18:03 AM »
get looked down upon for where they choose (or may not choose) to live

this isn't exclusive to small town people you hippy san franciscan

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Re: Things small town people do
« Reply #22 on: August 14, 2015, 07:18:32 AM »
eat at bobs drive in

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Re: Things small town people do
« Reply #23 on: August 14, 2015, 07:18:35 AM »
Just a little light Friday humor for y'all. :)

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Re: Things small town people do
« Reply #24 on: August 14, 2015, 07:19:01 AM »
dominate 2A football