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Revenge
« on: August 13, 2015, 01:52:55 PM »
I have a Canadian friend who would really like to mess with a certain individual who has done him wrong.  Have you done anything that was legal but very effective in this department?  Signing said person up for cold sales calls and endless amounts of junk mail come to mind.  What else have you devious individuals done in this situation?


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Re: Revenge
« Reply #1 on: August 13, 2015, 01:57:02 PM »
I send Pizza's to Trims place like everyday!

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Re: Revenge
« Reply #2 on: August 13, 2015, 01:57:59 PM »
flaming paper bag of dog poop

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Re: Revenge
« Reply #3 on: August 13, 2015, 01:59:38 PM »
I signed up a person for a bunch of magazine subscriptions once.

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« Reply #4 on: August 13, 2015, 02:04:42 PM »
Is mailing something COD still a thing?

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Re: Revenge
« Reply #5 on: August 13, 2015, 02:06:29 PM »
Sneak into their house, do their laundry, fold it neatly in a pile, and then pee on it.

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Re: Revenge
« Reply #6 on: August 13, 2015, 02:08:01 PM »
You don't need to sneak in, bro! :gocho:

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Re: Revenge
« Reply #7 on: August 13, 2015, 02:08:39 PM »
I signed up a person for a bunch of magazine subscriptions once.

Did you fill out the cards in the magazines and then check the "Bill me" option?
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« Reply #8 on: August 13, 2015, 02:11:56 PM »
send them a virus

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« Reply #9 on: August 13, 2015, 02:18:20 PM »
Tell your Canadian friend to forgive and forget.

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« Reply #10 on: August 13, 2015, 02:18:53 PM »
I signed up a person for a bunch of magazine subscriptions once.

Did you fill out the cards in the magazines and then check the "Bill me" option?

Yes

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« Reply #11 on: August 13, 2015, 02:21:55 PM »
Tell your Canadian friend to forgive and forget.

 I don't think that is an option.
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Re: Revenge
« Reply #12 on: August 13, 2015, 02:23:36 PM »
tell them you want to take them out to a nice sit down dinner and instead burn their house down

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Re: Revenge
« Reply #13 on: August 13, 2015, 02:24:50 PM »
Canada sucks

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« Reply #14 on: August 13, 2015, 02:38:02 PM »
If you really want to get them then you should fake your murder and frame them. You are going to need to write a fake diary about how they had become abusive, and also get your pregnant next door neighbor's pee so you can fake a pregnancy.

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« Reply #15 on: August 13, 2015, 02:40:02 PM »
If you really want to get them then you should fake your murder and frame them. You are going to need to write a fake diary about how they had become abusive, and also get your pregnant next door neighbor's pee so you can fake a pregnancy.

Is screwing Doogie Howser and offing him a necessity as well?
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« Reply #16 on: August 13, 2015, 02:46:50 PM »
Show up at his place of work and hand this to the receptionist. Tell whoever is working the desk to make sure he gets it.


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« Reply #17 on: August 13, 2015, 02:47:37 PM »
If you really want to get them then you should fake your murder and frame them. You are going to need to write a fake diary about how they had become abusive, and also get your pregnant next door neighbor's pee so you can fake a pregnancy.

Is screwing Doogie Howser and offing him a necessity as well?

Only if you get stupid and let a couple of rednecks take all your cash.

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Re: Revenge
« Reply #18 on: August 13, 2015, 02:48:29 PM »
 :lol:

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Re: Revenge
« Reply #19 on: August 13, 2015, 02:54:54 PM »
Anthrax.

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« Reply #20 on: August 13, 2015, 02:55:30 PM »
If you really want to get them then you should fake your murder and frame them. You are going to need to write a fake diary about how they had become abusive, and also get your pregnant next door neighbor's pee so you can fake a pregnancy.

Is screwing Doogie Howser and offing him a necessity as well?

Only if you get stupid and let a couple of rednecks take all your cash.

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Re: Revenge
« Reply #21 on: August 13, 2015, 03:45:39 PM »
If you really want to get them then you should fake your murder and frame them. You are going to need to write a fake diary about how they had become abusive, and also get your pregnant next door neighbor's pee so you can fake a pregnancy.
This sounds like a great plot for a movie. #gonegirl  :D
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« Reply #22 on: August 13, 2015, 05:30:34 PM »
Is a waste of time. Move on.

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Re: Revenge
« Reply #23 on: August 13, 2015, 05:38:07 PM »
the best revenge is to get your bench press up to 500 lbs and then go to his gym and make sure he sees you do it

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« Reply #24 on: August 13, 2015, 05:40:07 PM »
I think you should do what SD said