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Do u ball? Have a budget? Post here (yard dog thread)
« on: August 11, 2015, 08:38:54 AM »
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« Reply #1 on: August 11, 2015, 09:37:20 AM »
ordered a water from chipotle last week but got a lemonade #ballout #budgetsaver
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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« Reply #2 on: August 11, 2015, 12:43:26 PM »
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« Reply #3 on: August 11, 2015, 01:09:26 PM »
took toilet paper from buildings on campus #ballout #budgethack
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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« Reply #4 on: August 11, 2015, 01:12:45 PM »
When I worked at the movie theater in HS, I use to take girls to movies all the time for free.  :gocho: I'd go sneak out some popcorn and nachos from the back room. #thuglife

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« Reply #5 on: August 11, 2015, 01:22:56 PM »
When I worked at the movie theater in HS, I use to take girls to movies all the time for free.  :gocho: I'd go sneak out some popcorn and nachos from the back room. #thuglife

You really have a thing for stealing from movie theaters, don't you?

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« Reply #6 on: August 11, 2015, 01:35:46 PM »
When I worked at the movie theater in HS, I use to take girls to movies all the time for free.  :gocho: I'd go sneak out some popcorn and nachos from the back room. #thuglife

You really have a thing for stealing from movie theaters, don't you?
:sdeek: OMG, you're right! We use to run a ticket scam there as well. Whoever was taking the tickets and tearing them, we'd give back a stub already in our hand and keep the full ticket. We'd take the full tickets back at the end of the night for a reimbursement. It was an easy $100 a night and my assistant manager was in on it.
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« Reply #7 on: August 11, 2015, 01:39:59 PM »
To be fair, that was at the Lawrence theater. I was brainwashed by KU students and townies to do so.

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« Reply #8 on: August 11, 2015, 01:40:27 PM »
I worked at the mall arcade and I would give my girlfriend ticket prizes randomly.

She worked at the record store but I never got free cd's  :curse:
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« Reply #9 on: August 11, 2015, 01:42:15 PM »
When I worked at the movie theater in HS, I use to take girls to movies all the time for free.  :gocho: I'd go sneak out some popcorn and nachos from the back room. #thuglife

You really have a thing for stealing from movie theaters, don't you?
:sdeek: OMG, you're right! We use to run a ticket scam there as well. Whoever was taking the tickets and tearing them, we'd give back a stub already in our hand and keep the full ticket. We'd take the full tickets back at the end of the night for a reimbursement. It was an easy $100 a night and my assistant manager was in on it.

That's terrible.

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« Reply #10 on: August 11, 2015, 01:43:19 PM »
Meh. Take it to the Lawrence stuff thread.

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« Reply #11 on: August 11, 2015, 01:44:22 PM »
Teenagers do all sorts of terrible things.

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« Reply #12 on: August 11, 2015, 01:45:16 PM »
Balling on a budget is a matter of good character. Embezzlement is not good character and is therefore not balling on a budget.

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« Reply #13 on: August 11, 2015, 02:02:32 PM »
All you can eat chili on Tuesday nights at Wendys. Baller on a budget.
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« Reply #14 on: August 11, 2015, 02:11:13 PM »
When I worked at the movie theater in HS, I use to take girls to movies all the time for free.  :gocho: I'd go sneak out some popcorn and nachos from the back room. #thuglife

You really have a thing for stealing from movie theaters, don't you?
:sdeek: OMG, you're right! We use to run a ticket scam there as well. Whoever was taking the tickets and tearing them, we'd give back a stub already in our hand and keep the full ticket. We'd take the full tickets back at the end of the night for a reimbursement. It was an easy $100 a night and my assistant manager was in on it.

So you can just take back your unused ticket at the end of the night and get a refund? If I was the owner of a movie theater and someone tried that I would be like "Too bad you didn't go to the movie you paid for. Now GTFOOMF."

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« Reply #15 on: August 11, 2015, 02:14:36 PM »
Yeah, I don't think the Manager knew about it. It was the assistant that was doing it and I wasn't going to tell, because I was kind of seeing her.  :Keke:

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« Reply #16 on: August 11, 2015, 03:05:00 PM »
i steal from work all the time (and feel great about it).  and i'm normally pretty ethical.  it's an oddity.
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« Reply #17 on: August 11, 2015, 03:05:55 PM »
I print stuff at work that isn't work related. Is that stealing?

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« Reply #18 on: August 11, 2015, 03:07:13 PM »
I print stuff at work that isn't work related. Is that stealing?

i was counting that as part of my stealing.
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« Reply #19 on: August 11, 2015, 03:11:18 PM »
I print stuff at work that isn't work related. Is that stealing?

i was counting that as part of my stealing.

that's not stealing. that's a benefit of working somewhere with a printer.

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« Reply #20 on: August 11, 2015, 03:13:35 PM »
I print stuff at work that isn't work related. Is that stealing?

i was counting that as part of my stealing.
I just printed off a few of my resumes for my interview coming up at 4pm.  :gocho:

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« Reply #21 on: August 11, 2015, 03:16:04 PM »
I print stuff at work that isn't work related. Is that stealing?

i was counting that as part of my stealing.

that's not stealing. that's a benefit of working somewhere with a printer.

all of the stuff i steal is a benefit of working at a place where those things are!
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« Reply #22 on: August 11, 2015, 03:17:00 PM »
I print stuff at work that isn't work related. Is that stealing?

i was counting that as part of my stealing.

that's not stealing. that's a benefit of working somewhere with a printer.

all of the stuff i steal is a benefit of working at a place where those things are!

What other stuff do you steal?

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« Reply #23 on: August 11, 2015, 03:26:42 PM »
What other stuff do you steal?

bottled water (this is the biggest one), coffee and tea pods, sugar, post it notes, envelopes, paper, printer ink, batteries, compressed air, dog treats, sometimes used construction materials (would prolly be thrown away, but i've stolen them before that was declared), personal equipment (i'd give these back if asked, so maybe not really stealing, just keeping and using work equipment at home, not positive on that one).

i think that's it.
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« Reply #24 on: August 11, 2015, 03:28:49 PM »
What other stuff do you steal?

bottled water (this is the biggest one), coffee and tea pods, sugar

Are you using these at work or taking them home?