What other stuff do you steal?
bottled water (this is the biggest one), coffee and tea pods, sugar, post it notes, envelopes, paper, printer ink, batteries, compressed air, dog treats, sometimes used construction materials (would prolly be thrown away, but i've stolen them before that was declared), personal equipment (i'd give these back if asked, so maybe not really stealing, just keeping and using work equipment at home, not positive on that one).
i think that's it.