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i can't take 15 more months of hot takes and debates and junk. the commercials haven't even started yet. guys i can't take it.


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i can't take 15 more months of hot takes and debates and junk. the commercials haven't even started yet. guys i can't take it.

you are not cut out for america, cf3.
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might be sys. might be. you think i'd do well in Canada?

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might be sys. might be. you think i'd do well in Canada?

i don't know much about canada, i'm afraid.
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I love it.  The big stiff erecto-electo. 

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you're a true american, renocat.
"a garden city man wondered in april if the theologians had not made a mistake in locating the garden of eden in asia rather than in the arkansas river valley."

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renocat is a true wordsmith

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I love it.  The big stiff erecto-electo.

should have gone with electo-erecto
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the commercials haven't even started yet.

LOL, you clearly don't live in a swing state, the commercials in Iowa started in April.

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i can't take 15 more months of hot takes and debates and junk. the commercials haven't even started yet. guys i can't take it.

CF3, you're a kasich guy.  Now you don't need to pay attention to anything else
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lib7, would you like to be my caddy on the 2016 election? Top to bottom. I'm 100% serious.

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lib7, would you like to be my caddy on the 2016 election? Top to bottom. I'm 100% serious.
Good grief. Are you insane, cf3?

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he'll lead me to the neo-cons I need

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might be sys. might be. you think i'd do well in Canada?

Depends. Do you like Wing Wednesday? Are you Passive Aggressive? Do you like your dollar bills to be plastic? What are your feelings about utilities being owned by the government? Do you like maple leafs? What are your feelings about poutine? Do you even know what poutine is? How about free to reduced cost health care? Do you care they already had gay marriage for 10 years? Do you only like 4-5 months a good weather and 7-8 months of cold as crap? Who's your favorite hockey team? Do you know what hockey is? Are you able to handle it being on over the NCAA tournament. What are your feelings about the Blue Jays? Can you handle that in football now you only have 3 downs to get a first down, the field is 110 yards long, the endzones are 20 yards deep, the goal posts are in the front of the endzone, and you can score a point off a missed field goal and a punt through the back of the endzone? How do you feel about the metric system? If you can respond favorably to the above then Canada may be right for you.
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I HATE THE BLUE JAYS  :curse:

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lib7, would you like to be my caddy on the 2016 election? Top to bottom. I'm 100% serious.

I would be honored
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he'll lead me to the neo-cons I need
Good luck.

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I HATE THE BLUE JAYS  :curse:

Then Canada is not for you. Literally everyone there is a Blue Jays fan. It's Canada's team.
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Do you like Wing Wednesday? Are you Passive Aggressive? Do you like your dollar bills to be plastic? What are your feelings about utilities being owned by the government? Do you like maple leafs? What are your feelings about poutine? Do you even know what poutine is? How about free to reduced cost health care? Do you care they already had gay marriage for 10 years? Do you only like 4-5 months a good weather and 7-8 months of cold as crap? Who's your favorite hockey team? Do you know what hockey is? Are you able to handle it being on over the NCAA tournament. What are your feelings about the Blue Jays? Can you handle that in football now you only have 3 downs to get a first down, the field is 110 yards long, the endzones are 20 yards deep, the goal posts are in the front of the endzone, and you can score a point off a missed field goal and a punt through the back of the endzone? How do you feel about the metric system? If you can respond favorably to the above then Canada may be right for you.

can you make this into a multiple choice quiz with each person's quiz results displayed as a dot on a grid?  i'd like to take this canada test.
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this is going to be the greatest primary season of all time (GPSOAT)

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http://citizenshipcounts.ca/quiz



i dunno if this means i'm fit to be a canadian or not.  maybe a real canadian would just know.
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we really need pete to get back from vacation

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