Author Topic: Cow Killer (Read 3638 times)

renocat · « **on:** July 23, 2015, 10:59:26 PM »

Jeb, the real candidate proposed to phase out medicare and energy subsidies. We need someone who is willing to gut or kill off some of these old sacred cow programs. Hillary wants to spend more on these programs and invent more. Trump just runs around like a 3 nutter bull bellowing and snorting with no proposal, just noise and snot.

Spracne · « **Reply #1 on:** July 23, 2015, 11:01:36 PM »

Amen!

Tobias · « **Reply #2 on:** July 23, 2015, 11:04:08 PM »

I'm not sure rick daris is qualified

slobber · « **Reply #3 on:** July 23, 2015, 11:07:17 PM »

@Trim, you should get in touch with Trump's people and try to cut a deal.

steve dave · « **Reply #4 on:** July 24, 2015, 07:50:18 AM »

I have IRL killed a cow. AMA.

puniraptor · « **Reply #5 on:** July 24, 2015, 07:57:35 AM »

Quote from: steve dave on July 24, 2015, 07:50:18 AM

I have IRL killed a cow. AMA.

did you cry?

AbeFroman · « **Reply #6 on:** July 24, 2015, 08:25:52 AM »

Quote from: steve dave on July 24, 2015, 07:50:18 AM

I have IRL killed a cow. AMA.

Did you enjoy the fruits of your labor?

steve dave · « **Reply #7 on:** July 24, 2015, 08:31:06 AM »

Quote from: puniraptor on July 24, 2015, 07:57:35 AM

Quote from: steve dave on July 24, 2015, 07:50:18 AM
I have IRL killed a cow. AMA.

did you cry?

I don't think so but it was probably one of the most traumatizing things of my life

steve dave · « **Reply #8 on:** July 24, 2015, 08:31:23 AM »

Quote from: AbeFroman on July 24, 2015, 08:25:52 AM

Quote from: steve dave on July 24, 2015, 07:50:18 AM
I have IRL killed a cow. AMA.

Did you enjoy the fruits of your labor?

absolutely not

puniraptor · « **Reply #9 on:** July 24, 2015, 08:34:09 AM »

did it have a name?

steve dave · « **Reply #10 on:** July 24, 2015, 08:39:32 AM »

Quote from: puniraptor on July 24, 2015, 08:34:09 AM

did it have a name?

cows don't have names unless they have some weird color/pattern/deformity. like, "Hey, there's No Tail" or "over there by Blue" or something. this one didn't meet any of those criteria that I recall.

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #11 on:** July 24, 2015, 08:40:55 AM »

Did you use that compressed air thing that the guy on No Country for Old Men used?

puniraptor · « **Reply #12 on:** July 24, 2015, 08:41:33 AM »

did the cow understand what you planned to do to it?

slobber · « **Reply #13 on:** July 24, 2015, 09:00:30 AM »

Cows have names.

Gonna win 'em all!

steve dave · « **Reply #14 on:** July 24, 2015, 09:12:25 AM »

Quote from: Rage Against the McKee on July 24, 2015, 08:40:55 AM

Did you use that compressed air thing that the guy on No Country for Old Men used?

no, used a gun

steve dave · « **Reply #15 on:** July 24, 2015, 09:12:58 AM »

Quote from: puniraptor on July 24, 2015, 08:41:33 AM

did the cow understand what you planned to do to it?

no, but it was probably happy I did it. or like not as sad anymore once I had done it.

Mrs. Gooch · « **Reply #16 on:** July 24, 2015, 09:21:14 AM »

Quote from: steve dave on July 24, 2015, 09:12:58 AM

Quote from: puniraptor on July 24, 2015, 08:41:33 AM
did the cow understand what you planned to do to it?

no, but it was probably happy I did it. or like not as sad anymore once I had done it.

What was wrong with it?

renocat · « **Reply #17 on:** July 24, 2015, 10:28:51 AM »

Quote from: steve dave on July 24, 2015, 07:50:18 AM

I have IRL killed a cow. AMA.

Was it a gay bull? I hated dragging them out to the coyote cafe.

Institutional Control · « **Reply #18 on:** July 24, 2015, 10:29:42 AM »

Quote from: steve dave on July 24, 2015, 08:31:06 AM

Quote from: puniraptor on July 24, 2015, 07:57:35 AM
Quote from: steve dave on July 24, 2015, 07:50:18 AM
I have IRL killed a cow. AMA.

did you cry?

I don't think so but it was probably one of the most traumatizing things of my life

I feel your pain, SD. The first time a 10 year old Batt BcKee had to hit a runt pig with a shovel was something I'll never forget.

OK_Cat · « **Reply #19 on:** July 24, 2015, 10:35:16 AM »

I had a baby mouse in my backyard just the other day and I couldn't kill it. Ok_dog didn't have a problem doing the deed, though.

Bloodfart · « **Reply #20 on:** July 24, 2015, 11:25:42 AM »

Quote from: Rage Against the McKee on July 24, 2015, 08:40:55 AM

Did you use that compressed air thing that the guy on No Country for Old Men used?

This image is forever burned in my memory banks.

Quote from: Three Fingers on August 29, 2012, 09:38:38 AM

steve dave · « **Reply #21 on:** July 24, 2015, 11:32:52 AM »

Quote from: Mrs. Gooch on July 24, 2015, 09:21:14 AM

Quote from: steve dave on July 24, 2015, 09:12:58 AM
Quote from: puniraptor on July 24, 2015, 08:41:33 AM
did the cow understand what you planned to do to it?

no, but it was probably happy I did it. or like not as sad anymore once I had done it.

What was wrong with it?

it was paralyzed from the middle part back. not sure from what. maybe like having a baby cow that was too big or something. that happens sometimes.

steve dave · « **Reply #22 on:** July 24, 2015, 11:33:42 AM »

Quote from: renocat on July 24, 2015, 10:28:51 AM

Quote from: steve dave on July 24, 2015, 07:50:18 AM
I have IRL killed a cow. AMA.
Was it a gay bull? I hated dragging them out to the coyote cafe.

no, girl cow

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #23 on:** July 24, 2015, 11:45:41 AM »

You did the right thing, SD. Just remember that!

Bloodfart · « **Reply #24 on:** July 24, 2015, 11:53:57 AM »

Quote from: steve dave on July 24, 2015, 11:32:52 AM

Quote from: Mrs. Gooch on July 24, 2015, 09:21:14 AM
Quote from: steve dave on July 24, 2015, 09:12:58 AM
Quote from: puniraptor on July 24, 2015, 08:41:33 AM
did the cow understand what you planned to do to it?

no, but it was probably happy I did it. or like not as sad anymore once I had done it.

What was wrong with it?

it was paralyzed from the middle part back. not sure from what. maybe like having a baby cow that was too big or something. that happens sometimes.

Did the calf survive? I've seen a few cows go down from that pinched nerve thing. Luckily they always got back up after they got feeling back.