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Re: Breaking up the United States
« Reply #450 on: February 20, 2023, 12:19:57 PM »

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Re: Breaking up the United States
« Reply #452 on: February 20, 2023, 08:58:40 PM »
Majorie thinks the division is among states but it's mostly between cities and rural areas.

Exactly. A Pub looks at that map and thinks, "See! Most people think like me! Silent majority!" Forget the fact that those islands of blue are where, you know, the people live.

And it's not even close and expanding by the day
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Re: Breaking up the United States
« Reply #453 on: February 20, 2023, 09:14:29 PM »
Sounds like most people really are getting on board with the idea of National Divorce:

https://twitter.com/brentterhune/status/1627860204023959552?s=46&t=7uDrdsp0MkZNL8aSSlkJFw

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Re: Breaking up the United States
« Reply #454 on: February 21, 2023, 05:25:27 AM »
Sounds like most people really are getting on board with the idea of National Divorce:

https://twitter.com/brentterhune/status/1627860204023959552?s=46&t=7uDrdsp0MkZNL8aSSlkJFw

Brent Terhune is a comedian and this is satire.

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Re: Breaking up the United States
« Reply #455 on: February 21, 2023, 08:57:13 AM »
Sounds like most people really are getting on board with the idea of National Divorce:

https://twitter.com/brentterhune/status/1627860204023959552?s=46&t=7uDrdsp0MkZNL8aSSlkJFw

Brent Terhune is a comedian and this is satire.
Brent Terhune is a national thought leader and if he says it is time for National Divorce, then it is time for National Divorce.

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Re: Breaking up the United States
« Reply #456 on: February 21, 2023, 09:11:09 AM »
Gee I wonder if there's any sort of historical precedent for a national divorce and if so how did it turn out?  That's a real brain buster Marge.

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Re: Breaking up the United States
« Reply #457 on: February 21, 2023, 04:01:39 PM »
The Bottom Half Will Rise Again

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Re: Breaking up the United States
« Reply #458 on: February 21, 2023, 04:04:38 PM »
Gonna be a pickle for CrackerBelt Quadrangle Living gE'rs such as myself.



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Re: Breaking up the United States
« Reply #459 on: February 21, 2023, 05:40:27 PM »
The Bottom Half Will Rise Again

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Re: Breaking up the United States
« Reply #460 on: February 21, 2023, 08:14:15 PM »
am i the only one who knows what "untied" means?

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Re: Breaking up the United States
« Reply #461 on: February 21, 2023, 08:38:53 PM »
am i the only one who knows what "untied" means?
I think it means not tied.


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Re: Breaking up the United States
« Reply #462 on: February 22, 2023, 07:02:33 AM »
Omg  :lol:

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Re: Breaking up the United States
« Reply #463 on: February 22, 2023, 07:20:09 AM »
losers lose

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Re: Breaking up the United States
« Reply #464 on: February 22, 2023, 08:16:48 AM »
but for real lets keep it UNITED

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Re: Breaking up the United States
« Reply #466 on: February 24, 2023, 12:15:28 AM »
Nothing says we can sustain the status quo and prosper like $1.6 Trillion (edit-one state) in unfunded mandates.  One blue state - We're going to take away $168 billion in annual  expenditures from the central governemnt, but no doubt you'll be perfectly fine.   :thumbsup:

Not to mention the "gotta keep them down to get their votes" mentality of #blueanon political leadership



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Re: Breaking up the United States
« Reply #467 on: February 24, 2023, 12:47:42 AM »
Dear California (just one blue state) we know that you would have been perfectly fine even if you had not received $319 billion in Federal Funds in your budget year 2021-2022. 

We also know that even with the reduction in Covid related funding, you're going to be perfectly fine in not receiving the estimated $180 billion in federal funding in the subsequent budget year, on top of the of hundreds of billions a year from federal sources that go to your residents and employees of the (former United States) federal government.

We also know that you'll have no problem at all in meeting your nearly $2 Trillion dollars in unfunded mandates.   :thumbsup:

Edit:  Dear California, please find a job for the 153,000 former U.S. Federal employees currently residing in your state, and please fund the retirement of the 210,000 former Federal employees in your state.  Looks like those unfounded mandates may have gone up a notch or two.

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Re: Breaking up the United States
« Reply #468 on: February 24, 2023, 07:40:34 AM »


All those poor whites in the South are going to be so, so mumped.

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Re: Breaking up the United States
« Reply #469 on: February 24, 2023, 07:42:25 AM »
Also, China should probably invade us the immediately after this happens.  Easy pickings.

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Re: Breaking up the United States
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Re: Breaking up the United States
« Reply #471 on: February 24, 2023, 08:41:46 AM »
China can't even invade an island a few miles from their shore
Hyperbolic partisan duplicitous hypocrite

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Re: Breaking up the United States
« Reply #472 on: February 24, 2023, 08:55:13 AM »
Also, China should probably invade us the immediately after this happens.  Easy pickings.

They would invade Taiwan.

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Re: Breaking up the United States
« Reply #473 on: February 24, 2023, 08:57:16 AM »
https://twitter.com/jefftimmer/status/1628824839829028864?s=20

The periods after every word thing is the tip top of my pet peeve list

Yeah but it helps idiots get the point I think.  red states really don't understand they would literally fail without blue states.  They would haver to sell literally every product they produce, especially commodities at bargain basement prices to blue states.  They would be a wasteland in a decade.

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Re: Breaking up the United States
« Reply #474 on: February 24, 2023, 08:59:46 AM »
https://twitter.com/jefftimmer/status/1628824839829028864?s=20

The periods after every word thing is the tip top of my pet peeve list

Yeah but it helps idiots get the point I think.  red states really don't understand they would literally fail without blue states.  They would haver to sell literally every product they produce, especially commodities at bargain basement prices to blue states.  They would be a wasteland in a decade.

They wouldn't fail.