Author Topic: How many Big 12 HCs could do 20 pushups in a row? (Read 4582 times)

Quote from: Pete on July 16, 2015, 05:06:59 PM
Briles could probably do 20 with Bill sitting on Briles' back.

i always feel like i need to have spracne or skinbens around to help me out when i have to craft sentences like these

I know! I was going to say "his" instead of typing "Briles" a second time, but then I thought people might think I meant Briles could do 20 push ups on top of Bill's prone body. That would have been really inappropriate. Apt analogy, but wildly inappropriate. I am a mod on this blog, after all.

Pete · « **Reply #36 on:** July 16, 2015, 05:23:17 PM »

Wait, "prone" is on his stomach, not on his back. So, it's still not the best image of LHCBS, but maybe I was not at risk of as egregious of a grammatical error as I initially thought.

Tobias · « **Reply #37 on:** July 16, 2015, 06:24:37 PM »

i know the struggle, pete

Pete · « **Reply #38 on:** July 16, 2015, 06:30:28 PM »

Quote from: Tobias on July 16, 2015, 06:24:37 PM

i know the struggle, pete

Thanks man. It helps to connect with another human being about this.

MakeItRain · « **Reply #39 on:** July 16, 2015, 06:31:52 PM »

GPat has a massive front porch and t-rex arms, I'm not sure he's physically able to do one. Also I'm guessing Rhodes is a workout beast. He used to be a roly poly thing but now he's trimmed out, 30+

joda · « **Reply #40 on:** July 16, 2015, 07:02:04 PM »

If it was a competition, Bill would scheme a way to get all the other coaches either too drunk to function (Holgy may just show up that way) or get it some sort of fist fight where they all get worn out. Then Bill knocks out a half girl push-up and walks away chuckling at his win.

Spracne · « **Reply #41 on:** July 16, 2015, 09:33:49 PM »

Quote from: mocat on July 16, 2015, 05:15:51 PM

Quote from: Trogdor on July 16, 2015, 05:14:58 PM
Can we do this with Bball?

Spracne already started itt

Was it actually an unintentional brain fart on my part, though?

Spracne · « **Reply #42 on:** July 16, 2015, 09:33:58 PM »

Yes...

Spracne · « **Reply #43 on:** July 16, 2015, 09:34:20 PM »

Boy, I feel like a doofus.

Stevesie60 · « **Reply #44 on:** July 17, 2015, 12:26:22 AM »

Quote from: Frankenklein on July 16, 2015, 03:41:16 PM

Could Stoops even do one chin up.

If we're talking strict chin-ups, I imagine Strong and Kingsbury are the only ones that could do one.

bones129 · « **Reply #45 on:** July 17, 2015, 12:48:36 AM »

Quote from: joda on July 16, 2015, 07:02:04 PM

If it was a competition, Bill would scheme a way to get all the other coaches either too drunk to function (Holgy may just show up that way) or get it some sort of fist fight where they all get worn out. Then Bill knocks out a half girl push-up and walks away chuckling at his win.

Denied. In this scenario, Bill would come through with at least one full man pushup. Probably two. Then he'd start scheming for the next contest.

BIG APPLE CAT · « **Reply #46 on:** July 17, 2015, 01:02:13 AM »

I'd guess oscar gets in about 5 before accidentally ripping a huge fart.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #47 on:** July 17, 2015, 09:03:01 AM »

Briles looks like a closet pack a day smoker

Skipper44 · « **Reply #48 on:** July 17, 2015, 01:55:43 PM »

no ballcap Briles can barely break double digits

Frankenklein · « **Reply #49 on:** July 17, 2015, 03:14:41 PM »

If I were a big twelve coach I would be the third oldest and I can do at least 20