Author Topic: Wife and kids gone.... (Read 3560 times)

420seriouscat69 · « **on:** July 10, 2015, 12:00:19 PM »

I feel like a kid at Christmas. Not sure what to do. I already ate pizza on the couch with no pants on. I own my own business so I may come home for a nap. What would you do?

star seed 7 · « **Reply #1 on:** July 10, 2015, 12:14:40 PM »

I ate pizza with no pants on last night too

XocolateThundarr · « **Reply #2 on:** July 10, 2015, 12:30:54 PM »

Quote from: libliblibliblibliblib on July 10, 2015, 12:14:40 PM

I ate pizza with no pants on last night too

Were you standing in the window facing the 'Ville while doing it?

star seed 7 · « **Reply #3 on:** July 10, 2015, 12:31:52 PM »

Nope

The Big Train · « **Reply #4 on:** July 10, 2015, 12:45:35 PM »

Quote from: WackyCat08 on July 10, 2015, 12:00:19 PM

What would you do?

2 chicks at the same time

Brock Landers · « **Reply #5 on:** July 10, 2015, 12:47:42 PM »

Pretty sad when a guy has to wait for the wife and kids to leave before he can eat a pizza on the couch with no pants on.

Brock Landers · « **Reply #6 on:** July 10, 2015, 12:50:57 PM »

But seriously congrats on that pizza Wacky. I hope you let out a big belch when you were done and you damn sure didn't say "Excuse me." Belches are funny no matter what the wife thinks about them!

Tobias · « **Reply #7 on:** July 10, 2015, 12:54:03 PM »

wacky's kids are always gone, tho

Gooch · « **Reply #8 on:** July 10, 2015, 12:55:15 PM »

Quote from: Tobias on July 10, 2015, 12:54:03 PM

wacky's kids are always gone, tho

"Out of sight out of mind" - Wacky

Mrs. Gooch · « **Reply #9 on:** July 10, 2015, 01:25:59 PM »

Quote from: The Big Train on July 10, 2015, 12:45:35 PM

Quote from: WackyCat08 on July 10, 2015, 12:00:19 PM
What would you do?

2 chicks at the same time

Why only 2?

puniraptor · « **Reply #10 on:** July 10, 2015, 01:27:16 PM »

commit a crime

The Big Train · « **Reply #11 on:** July 10, 2015, 01:31:53 PM »

Quote from: Mrs. Gooch on July 10, 2015, 01:25:59 PM

Quote from: The Big Train on July 10, 2015, 12:45:35 PM
Quote from: WackyCat08 on July 10, 2015, 12:00:19 PM
What would you do?

2 chicks at the same time

Why only 2?

2 is enough, i always wanted to do that, man. and i think if the wife and kids were gone i could hook that up

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #12 on:** July 10, 2015, 01:33:29 PM »

Eat straight off the table with no plates. Don't even bother to clean it up. It's not like the wife is never coming back, and that's her job. Also, drink like 200 beers and make a big pyramid of empty cans on top of what's left of dinner.

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #13 on:** July 10, 2015, 01:35:02 PM »

Quote from: Gooch on July 10, 2015, 12:55:15 PM

Quote from: Tobias on July 10, 2015, 12:54:03 PM
wacky's kids are always gone, tho
"Out of sight out of mind" - Wacky

puniraptor · « **Reply #14 on:** July 10, 2015, 01:36:02 PM »

wash, dry, press, and fold all of your clothes, then pile them in a chair and piss on them

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #15 on:** July 10, 2015, 01:36:22 PM »

Send the wife hourly dick pics so she knows what she's missing.

Mrs. Gooch · « **Reply #16 on:** July 10, 2015, 01:36:34 PM »

Quote from: puniraptor on July 10, 2015, 01:36:02 PM

wash, dry, press, and fold all of your clothes, then pile them in a chair and piss on them

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #17 on:** July 10, 2015, 01:37:01 PM »

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #18 on:** July 10, 2015, 01:37:33 PM »

You should see the GPC thread version of this. Oh, man.

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #19 on:** July 10, 2015, 01:37:42 PM »

Call your son's hot student teacher up from last spring and invite her over for some brie and cab sav.

Mrs. Gooch · « **Reply #20 on:** July 10, 2015, 01:38:12 PM »

Quote from: Rage Against the McKee on July 10, 2015, 01:36:22 PM

Send the wife hourly dick pics so she knows what she's missing.

Even better if there are different backgrounds in each pic so she knows you are having fun without her and not just sitting around bored.

RockState2000 · « **Reply #21 on:** July 10, 2015, 01:55:00 PM »

Get on Craigslist find a hooker and tell her to pick up some blow on the way over. - Epcat

I have a feeling that Epcat and I would get along just fine.

BringBackEcoKat · « **Reply #22 on:** July 12, 2015, 08:47:56 AM »

Get a keg and invite us all over

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What is the porno site that Landon is addicted to?

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