i only chug beer. people who sip their beer just haven't been drinking beer for long enough of a time. sounds like a bunch of beer newbies in this thread but that may not be the case in all actuality. when i think of brew and drinking brew i get so happy it is like a natural high.
the first thing i do after getting home from a long day working the soybeans is grab my 12 pack of suds and start pounding them. makes me feel great. then i'll do some chores around my place and watch a little bit of the tube.
honestly, it is rare that i'll not chug a 12 pack before dinner. i don't even have a beer belly, i think it's because i work out so much. brew in, brew out, that's my motto. the secret is just to keep pissing. for every brew you chug, you should do a quick mental test of your bladder to see if you need to release any suds back into the environment. if you don't, then proceed to chug the next brew. repeat as necessary but i will warn you, i've seen many a man not be able to maintain a good chuggin pace for much longer than a 30-60 minute time. if you have any beer questions then i am your man.