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Possibly the greatest food-related invention ever.
« on: April 22, 2010, 03:02:26 PM »


http://www.geekologie.com/2010/04/delicious_convenience_the_grav.php

Something makes me want to slide a 44oz cup under there....   :drool: :drool: :drool:


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Re: Possibly the greatest food-related invention ever.
« Reply #1 on: April 22, 2010, 03:20:02 PM »
i saw that earlier this week.  i love B&G, love B&G.  have you ever had slow cooked B&G?  talk to wrff, i'm sure his dumbass has.


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Re: Possibly the greatest food-related invention ever.
« Reply #2 on: April 22, 2010, 03:22:36 PM »
i saw that earlier this week.  i love B&G, love B&G.  have you ever had slow cooked B&G?  talk to wrff, i'm sure his dumbass has.

When I lived in Milwaukee, I could never find B&G.  I'd ask for it at brunch places and diners and they'd just stare at me.  I thought it was universal, but I was wrong....there are some who do not have such things.

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« Reply #3 on: April 22, 2010, 03:24:33 PM »
i saw that earlier this week.  i love B&G, love B&G.  have you ever had slow cooked B&G?  talk to wrff, i'm sure his dumbass has.

When I lived in Milwaukee, I could never find B&G.  I'd ask for it at brunch places and diners and they'd just stare at me.  I thought it was universal, but I was wrong....there are some who do not have such things.

You could always get grits instead.

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« Reply #4 on: April 22, 2010, 03:26:39 PM »
grits are disgusting and meant to be eaten by mongloids. 


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« Reply #5 on: April 22, 2010, 04:07:38 PM »
grits are disgusting and meant to be eaten by mongloids. 

In 100% agreement.


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« Reply #6 on: April 22, 2010, 04:09:31 PM »
grits are disgusting and meant to be eaten by mongloids. 

In 100% agreement.


excellent. let me share a grit story w/ you really quick.  last thursday i ate at a restaurant with some friends.  one of them gets this pulled pork dish that was served over grits.  i'm like WTF. 


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« Reply #7 on: April 22, 2010, 04:15:47 PM »
grits are disgusting and meant to be eaten by mongloids. 

In 100% agreement.


excellent. let me share a grit story w/ you really quick.  last thursday i ate at a restaurant with some friends.  one of them gets this pulled pork dish that was served over grits.  i'm like WTF. 

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Re: Possibly the greatest food-related invention ever.
« Reply #8 on: April 22, 2010, 04:16:28 PM »
grits are disgusting and meant to be eaten by mongloids. 

In 100% agreement.


excellent. let me share a grit story w/ you really quick.  last thursday i ate at a restaurant with some friends.  one of them gets this pulled pork dish that was served over grits.  i'm like WTF. 


So your friends are Mongoloids?   Lemme get this straight, you don't like pulled pork, you don't like grits, and you are a card carrying anti-sodiumite.  WTF exactly do you eat?

Oh another thing, you thing slow cookers are dumb, well you know what else is a slow cooker?  That's right, a Big Green Egg.

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Re: Possibly the greatest food-related invention ever.
« Reply #9 on: April 22, 2010, 04:39:02 PM »
I like grits and am ambivalent about b&g.  Can't you keep the gravy of my biscuit?  I'd rather save it for my fries.

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Re: Possibly the greatest food-related invention ever.
« Reply #10 on: April 22, 2010, 04:41:10 PM »
grits with like, a shazbot! ton of cheese is good. never understood the plain grits thing though. zero flavor.

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« Reply #11 on: April 22, 2010, 05:01:03 PM »
i saw that earlier this week.  i love B&G, love B&G.  have you ever had slow cooked B&G?  talk to wrff, i'm sure his dumbass has.

B&G is loaded with sodium dumbass.  Are you sure your FP heart can take it?  Your heart is like that nerdy kid with asthma who starts wheezing when a hot girl walks by and has to grab his inhaler so he doesn't stop breathing and die.  Except in this case the hot girl is salt.

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Re: Possibly the greatest food-related invention ever.
« Reply #12 on: April 22, 2010, 05:06:12 PM »
i saw that earlier this week.  i love B&G, love B&G.  have you ever had slow cooked B&G?  talk to wrff, i'm sure his dumbass has.

When I lived in Milwaukee, I could never find B&G.  I'd ask for it at brunch places and diners and they'd just stare at me.  I thought it was universal, but I was wrong....there are some who do not have such things.

Tragic.  I had a coworker from Iowa.  He said he never heard of them until he moved to KC after college.

Poor bastards.

That said, Bob Evans sucks balls.  Bravo for the B&G vending idea though.  I can only imagine the line of 70 yr olds(only people I ever see at BE's) at each one of these every morning, hitting it with their walkers and hating it's new fangled technology(possibly yelling at it in a feeble voice to speak with the lady behind the counter or their waitress).

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« Reply #13 on: April 22, 2010, 05:08:53 PM »
you young'uns missed thed glorious BeeGees from the Union cafeteria before it went all fast food.   They were delicious and cheap.

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Re: Possibly the greatest food-related invention ever.
« Reply #14 on: April 22, 2010, 06:10:36 PM »
grits are disgusting and meant to be eaten by mongloids. 

In 100% agreement.


excellent. let me share a grit story w/ you really quick.  last thursday i ate at a restaurant with some friends.  one of them gets this pulled pork dish that was served over grits.  i'm like WTF. 


So your friends are Mongoloids?   Lemme get this straight, you don't like pulled pork, you don't like grits, and you are a card carrying anti-sodiumite.  WTF exactly do you eat?

Oh another thing, you thing slow cookers are dumb, well you know what else is a slow cooker?  That's right, a Big Green Egg.
you're a rough ridin' Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!).  i like pulled pork you dumb eff.   crap that your girlfriend cooks in a crock pot doesn't qualify. boom, you're roasted, dolt.   big green egg is a smoker, learn to read then learn how to use a phone, then give me a call and we can talk about it.


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« Reply #15 on: April 22, 2010, 06:11:50 PM »
i saw that earlier this week.  i love B&G, love B&G.  have you ever had slow cooked B&G?  talk to wrff, i'm sure his dumbass has.

B&G is loaded with sodium dumbass.  Are you sure your FP heart can take it?  Your heart is like that nerdy kid with asthma who starts wheezing when a hot girl walks by and has to grab his inhaler so he doesn't stop breathing and die.  Except in this case the hot girl is salt.
you're the biggest downgrade on this entire site, if not every bbs ever invented.  now, quit reading this thread and head back to your salt lick, bambi.


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« Reply #16 on: April 22, 2010, 06:12:47 PM »
you young'uns missed thed glorious BeeGees from the Union cafeteria before it went all fast food.   They were delicious and cheap.
yes, i recycled cans to be able to afford those SOBs, if it wasn't fan loaves then it was Union B&Gs.


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« Reply #17 on: April 23, 2010, 09:01:22 AM »
grits are disgusting and meant to be eaten by mongloids. 

In 100% agreement.


excellent. let me share a grit story w/ you really quick.  last thursday i ate at a restaurant with some friends.  one of them gets this pulled pork dish that was served over grits.  i'm like WTF. 


So your friends are Mongoloids?   Lemme get this straight, you don't like pulled pork, you don't like grits, and you are a card carrying anti-sodiumite.  WTF exactly do you eat?

Oh another thing, you thing slow cookers are dumb, well you know what else is a slow cooker?  That's right, a Big Green Egg.
you're a fracking Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!).  i like pulled pork you dumb shazbot!.   crap that your girlfriend cooks in a crock pot doesn't qualify. boom, you're roasted, dolt.   big green egg is a smoker, learn to read then learn how to use a phone, then give me a call and we can talk about it.


Damn, broseph.  Step away from the ledge.  First of all that was WRFF's lady that made that delicious sounding recipe.  She can make it for me anytime.   Pop quiz:  Smoking meats is A) Faster or B) Slower than grilling meats.

If you answered A, you're a dumbass.  If you answered B, then you're admitting it's a slow cooker.

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« Reply #18 on: April 23, 2010, 09:19:56 AM »
grits are disgusting and meant to be eaten by mongloids. 

In 100% agreement.


excellent. let me share a grit story w/ you really quick.  last thursday i ate at a restaurant with some friends.  one of them gets this pulled pork dish that was served over grits.  i'm like WTF. 


So your friends are Mongoloids?   Lemme get this straight, you don't like pulled pork, you don't like grits, and you are a card carrying anti-sodiumite.  WTF exactly do you eat?

Oh another thing, you thing slow cookers are dumb, well you know what else is a slow cooker?  That's right, a Big Green Egg.
you're a fracking Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!).  i like pulled pork you dumb shazbot!.   crap that your girlfriend cooks in a crock pot doesn't qualify. boom, you're roasted, dolt.   big green egg is a smoker, learn to read then learn how to use a phone, then give me a call and we can talk about it.


Damn, broseph.  Step away from the ledge.  First of all that was WRFF's lady that made that delicious sounding recipe.  She can make it for me anytime.   Pop quiz:  Smoking meats is A) Faster or B) Slower than grilling meats.

If you answered A, you're a dumbass.  If you answered B, then you're admitting it's a slow cooker.
someone here has very low CIQ but that's ok, who could it be :dunno:  your dumbass probably eats boiled fish sticks for dinner LMFAO :lol: :lol:  :lol:

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« Reply #19 on: April 23, 2010, 12:11:12 PM »
you young'uns missed thed glorious BeeGees from the Union cafeteria before it went all fast food.   They were delicious and cheap.
yes, i recycled cans to be able to afford those SOBs, if it wasn't fan loaves then it was Union B&Gs.

You mean they don't have B&G at the union anymore???
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« Reply #20 on: April 23, 2010, 12:16:08 PM »
Union B&G is still available at Cutlery Corner

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« Reply #21 on: April 23, 2010, 01:10:57 PM »
Union B&G is still available at Cutlery Corner

OMG! 

They had quit serving them the last half of my senior year after everything went corporate & fast foody.