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Re: Honking
« Reply #50 on: June 19, 2015, 05:21:16 PM »
do you have rules or parameters?  no ladies or really old people or if it's a car full of brosephs you just take it?  stance if it's a dad with his younger kids?

Good moment for the youngsters to decide if they respect dad or will begin to walk all over him

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Re: Honking
« Reply #51 on: June 19, 2015, 05:23:53 PM »
what if they tell him they do have a problem and that he should get mumped, but they don't get out to fight they just talk crap, then what?  he drags them out of their car and pummels them?  i mean that is crazy illegal.  felonious. 

because if he's not willing to do that when they call him on it then man will they have him then.  they can just honk right in his rough ridin' face at that point and laugh and really have some fun.  i would think that would be the absolute worst.  the impotent rage. :shudder:
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Re: Honking
« Reply #52 on: June 19, 2015, 05:25:36 PM »
do you have rules or parameters?  no ladies or really old people or if it's a car full of brosephs you just take it?  stance if it's a dad with his younger kids?

Good moment for the youngsters to decide if they respect dad or will begin to walk all over him

beating a man in front of his children because he honked at sys might be something he regrets later.  sys doesn't strike me as the type that would get off on rough ridin' a guy up while his kids look on screaming and crying for their dad.  over honking. 
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Re: Honking
« Reply #53 on: June 19, 2015, 05:48:29 PM »
I'll honk at the honey in front of me with the light eyes

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Re: Honking
« Reply #54 on: June 20, 2015, 01:42:44 AM »
From what I understand, sys is a giant so people probably crap their pants when he gets out of his vehicle.

on a scale from me to 'clams?

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Re: Honking
« Reply #55 on: June 20, 2015, 02:36:58 AM »
From what I understand, sys is a giant so people probably crap their pants when he gets out of his vehicle.

some people, not many i suppose, are crazy former college wrestler mma fighter-type guys and/or way stronger and tougher than they look and/or have weapons in their car and would really enjoy it if somebody did that.  i'm just saying he stands to gain next to nothing and could lose a whole lot. 

or maybe he does it to a weakling who phone videos him trying to intimidate them in the middle of the road and calls the police.  that would be disorderly conduct in illinois. 

i mean utterly fraught with peril.

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Re: Honking
« Reply #56 on: June 20, 2015, 02:45:44 AM »
so sys, wacky, and bread all approach a red light (in that order)...

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Re: Honking
« Reply #57 on: June 20, 2015, 06:21:58 AM »
Winters, you also scream at cows and call them mean names. It's pretty mumped up.
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Re: Honking
« Reply #58 on: June 20, 2015, 01:27:54 PM »
This is the most Midwestern thread oat

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Re: Honking
« Reply #59 on: June 21, 2015, 12:16:17 PM »
There was (is) a donkey or something outside of Rossville that would flop it's dong out when you honked at it

I'm afraid to ask how you came to know this.

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Re: Honking
« Reply #60 on: June 21, 2015, 04:24:41 PM »
I got honked at yesterday for not turning right on red. The lady behind me really laid on the horn. I rolled down the window and instead of extending my middle finger, I used my index finger to point at the "no right on red" sign. I mean, it annoys me too but I've gotten a ticket before for that sort of bullshit and I don't risk it anymore. And I'm not playing traffic cop by choice - there's only one turn lane. Did I do the right thing?
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Re: Honking
« Reply #61 on: June 21, 2015, 06:30:55 PM »
you should have got out and beat some ass.
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Re: Honking
« Reply #62 on: June 21, 2015, 07:38:21 PM »
when i'm picking a bro up i like to honk to the cadence of the introduction (is this the right word here?) to Wildcat Victory

Honk. Honk. Honkhonkhonk.  Honk. Honk. Honkhonkhonk.


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Re: Honking
« Reply #63 on: June 21, 2015, 08:02:57 PM »
when i'm picking a bro up i like to honk to the cadence of the introduction (is this the right word here?) to Wildcat Victory

Honk. Honk. Honkhonkhonk.  Honk. Honk. Honkhonkhonk.

Dlew that could so easily be misconstrued for the seamless transition into wabash cannonball, you need to clarify.

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Re: Honking
« Reply #64 on: June 21, 2015, 08:06:33 PM »
when i'm picking a bro up i like to honk to the cadence of the introduction (is this the right word here?) to Wildcat Victory

Honk. Honk. Honkhonkhonk.  Honk. Honk. Honkhonkhonk.

Dlew that could so easily be misconstrued for the seamless transition into wabash cannonball, you need to clarify.
Uh...it absolutely could not be mistaken for Wabash's "prelude" (think this may be the word)

Wabash would go: "Honk honkhonk Honk honkhonk Honk honkhonk Honk honkhonk"

It would suck because the drums get lower during that.  Wildcat Victory's prelude lends itself to honking much better than Wabash's.


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Re: Honking
« Reply #65 on: June 21, 2015, 10:41:33 PM »
when i'm picking a bro up i like to honk to the cadence of the introduction (is this the right word here?) to Wildcat Victory

Honk. Honk. Honkhonkhonk.  Honk. Honk. Honkhonkhonk.

I think the actual sheet music would be "honk-honk, honk-hooooonk-honk, honk-honk, honk-hooooonk-honk..."

And that's very cool, btw.
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Re: Honking
« Reply #66 on: June 22, 2015, 07:38:37 AM »
when i'm picking a bro up i like to honk to the cadence of the introduction (is this the right word here?) to Wildcat Victory

Honk. Honk. Honkhonkhonk.  Honk. Honk. Honkhonkhonk.

Dlew that could so easily be misconstrued for the seamless transition into wabash cannonball, you need to clarify.
Uh...it absolutely could not be mistaken for Wabash's "prelude" (think this may be the word)

Wabash would go: "Honk honkhonk Honk honkhonk Honk honkhonk Honk honkhonk"

It would suck because the drums get lower during that.  Wildcat Victory's prelude lends itself to honking much better than Wabash's.

So difficult to pick up which honks get the emphasis from bbs alone. Either way, that sounds pretty hot. And not a little, but a lot.

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Re: Honking
« Reply #67 on: June 22, 2015, 08:57:06 AM »
I honked the crap out of this dumb b who cut me off yesterday. It felt really good you guys!

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Re: Honking
« Reply #68 on: June 22, 2015, 09:01:45 AM »
It's like, we aren't even honking the same tune

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Re: Honking
« Reply #69 on: June 22, 2015, 10:07:44 AM »
So you are behind a car at a stoplight that doesn't move when the light turns green. You honk your horn, and out pops oscar Weber, asking you if you have a problem. What do you do?

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Re: Honking
« Reply #70 on: June 22, 2015, 10:24:48 AM »
So you are behind a car at a stoplight that doesn't move when the light turns green. You honk your horn, and out pops oscar Weber, asking you if you have a problem. What do you do?

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Re: Honking
« Reply #71 on: June 22, 2015, 10:39:48 AM »
I only honk when it's very obvious the person is looking down at their cell phone and the light has been green for more than 5 seconds. After that you are getting an audible nudge.

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Re: Honking
« Reply #72 on: June 22, 2015, 10:42:34 AM »
So you are behind a car at a stoplight that doesn't move when the light turns green. You honk your horn, and out pops oscar Weber, asking you if you have a problem. What do you do?

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Re: Honking
« Reply #73 on: June 22, 2015, 10:55:47 AM »
So you are behind a car at a stoplight that doesn't move when the light turns green. You honk your horn, and out pops oscar Weber, asking you if you have a problem. What do you do?

Gaslight him with #oscar.

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« Reply #74 on: June 22, 2015, 10:58:29 AM »
"You said that anyone that isn't happy should say something to your face, so I just wanted to take this opportunity to say that I am not happy with how you have destroyed Cats basketball. Now get your ass back on your moped and get lit."


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