Author Topic: Honking (Read 10482 times)

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #25 on:** June 19, 2015, 12:40:23 PM »

OK_Cat · « **Reply #26 on:** June 19, 2015, 12:41:02 PM »

How does fanning listen to his nelly furtado cd if he is honking all of the time?

Dr Rick Daris · « **Reply #27 on:** June 19, 2015, 12:43:27 PM »

i sometimes honk at cows to see if i can get them to look over at me as i drive past them.

Brock Landers · « **Reply #28 on:** June 19, 2015, 12:43:54 PM »

Money saving pro tip - when your brakes wear out, don't replace them. Just honk a lot instead.

Brock Landers · « **Reply #29 on:** June 19, 2015, 12:47:27 PM »

Also please be careful with your honking, Wacky. Excessive honking is the gateway drug that leads to road rage incidents.

Winters · « **Reply #30 on:** June 19, 2015, 12:51:03 PM »

Quote from: Rick RowdyBoyy Daris on June 19, 2015, 12:43:27 PM

i sometimes honk at cows to see if i can get them to look over at me as i drive past them.

OT: I like to play really loud music in front of cows. They love it.

Mrs. Gooch · « **Reply #31 on:** June 19, 2015, 12:53:19 PM »

If someone has a sign or bumper sticker that says "Honk if you're horny"

Asteriskhead · « **Reply #32 on:** June 19, 2015, 12:54:12 PM »

Quote from: Winters on June 19, 2015, 12:51:03 PM

Quote from: Rick RowdyBoyy Daris on June 19, 2015, 12:43:27 PM
i sometimes honk at cows to see if i can get them to look over at me as i drive past them.
OT: I like to play really loud music in front of cows. They love it.

Do they moove to the music?

Winters · « **Reply #33 on:** June 19, 2015, 12:55:48 PM »

Quote from: roidhead on June 19, 2015, 12:54:12 PM

Quote from: Winters on June 19, 2015, 12:51:03 PM
Quote from: Rick RowdyBoyy Daris on June 19, 2015, 12:43:27 PM
i sometimes honk at cows to see if i can get them to look over at me as i drive past them.
OT: I like to play really loud music in front of cows. They love it.

Do they moove to the music?

star seed 7 · « **Reply #34 on:** June 19, 2015, 12:56:23 PM »

There was (is) a donkey or something outside of Rossville that would flop it's dong out when you honked at it

slobber · « **Reply #35 on:** June 19, 2015, 12:57:43 PM »

Quote from: roidhead on June 19, 2015, 12:09:25 PM

Honking is a very effective way to get someone's attention. I recommend honking your automobile's horn every three seconds while your vehicle is in use make pedestrians and other motorists aware of your location and ensure the safety of yourself and others.

do you live in India?

Gonna win 'em all!

slobber · « **Reply #36 on:** June 19, 2015, 12:59:18 PM »

Quote from: Brock Landers on June 19, 2015, 12:43:54 PM

Money saving pro tip - when your brakes wear out, don't replace them. Just honk a lot instead.

wow, two posters on gE live in India!

Gonna win 'em all!

sys · « **Reply #37 on:** June 19, 2015, 01:09:15 PM »

honking at me really pisses me off for some reason. especially at lights or stop signs. if someone behind me wants me to make a right turn before i want to and honks to move me along, i'll usually wait there an extremely long and hopefully annoying time. sometimes i'll get out of my car, walk back to them and ask them if they have something they want to say. i think it's only a matter of time before i get in an actual fight over honking.

Spracne · « **Reply #38 on:** June 19, 2015, 01:33:37 PM »

Quote from: sys on June 19, 2015, 01:09:15 PM

honking at me really pisses me off for some reason. especially at lights or stop signs. if someone behind me wants me to make a right turn before i want to and honks to move me along, i'll usually wait there an extremely long and hopefully annoying time. sometimes i'll get out of my car, walk back to them and ask them if they have something they want to say. i think it's only a matter of time before i get in an actual fight over honking.

Sounds like a good way to encounter someone very eager to stand their ground.

Mr Bread · « **Reply #39 on:** June 19, 2015, 04:46:12 PM »

i'd be interested to know how many times you've actually gotten out of your car and approached another driver in theirs.

if i were behind the person you were approaching and you did that i would honk your rough ridin' brains out for getting out of your car. i would also open up my door, lean out/stand up and say "get back in your car rough ridin' idiot!" and if you tried to walk-timidate me i would beat that ass so bad.

i might even thank you for giving me the opportunity.

sys · « **Reply #40 on:** June 19, 2015, 04:48:34 PM »

Quote from: Mr Bread on June 19, 2015, 04:46:12 PM

i'd be interested to know how many times you've actually gotten out of your car and approached another driver in theirs.

twice.

Mr Bread · « **Reply #41 on:** June 19, 2015, 04:48:51 PM »

ladies?

Mr Bread · « **Reply #42 on:** June 19, 2015, 04:50:35 PM »

do you have rules or parameters? no ladies or really old people or if it's a car full of brosephs you just take it? stance if it's a dad with his younger kids?

Tobias · « **Reply #43 on:** June 19, 2015, 04:51:46 PM »

so sys, wacky, and bread all approach a red light (in that order)...

sys · « **Reply #44 on:** June 19, 2015, 04:55:10 PM »

Quote from: Mr Bread on June 19, 2015, 04:50:35 PM

do you have rules or parameters? no ladies or really old people or if it's a car full of brosephs you just take it? stance if it's a dad with his younger kids?

it's not something i think through. the honking gets me really mad, and i react however i react.

Mr Bread · « **Reply #45 on:** June 19, 2015, 05:01:54 PM »

so much risk and so little reward. it seems fraught with peril.

Asteriskhead · « **Reply #46 on:** June 19, 2015, 05:06:01 PM »

From what I understand, sys is a giant so people probably crap their pants when he gets out of his vehicle.

sys · « **Reply #47 on:** June 19, 2015, 05:08:11 PM »

Quote from: Mr Bread on June 19, 2015, 05:01:54 PM

so much risk and so little reward. it seems fraught with peril.

i'm normally really passive and nonviolent. it's very out of character.

Spracne · « **Reply #48 on:** June 19, 2015, 05:11:57 PM »

Quote from: roidhead on June 19, 2015, 05:06:01 PM

From what I understand, sys is a giant so people probably crap their pants when he gets out of his vehicle.

Mr Bread · « **Reply #49 on:** June 19, 2015, 05:17:07 PM »

Quote from: roidhead on June 19, 2015, 05:06:01 PM

From what I understand, sys is a giant so people probably crap their pants when he gets out of his vehicle.

some people, not many i suppose, are crazy former college wrestler mma fighter-type guys and/or way stronger and tougher than they look and/or have weapons in their car and would really enjoy it if somebody did that. i'm just saying he stands to gain next to nothing and could lose a whole lot.

or maybe he does it to a weakling who phone videos him trying to intimidate them in the middle of the road and calls the police. that would be disorderly conduct in illinois.

i mean utterly fraught with peril.