Author Topic: speculate why clams disappeared (Read 6025 times)

Pete · « **Reply #25 on:** June 17, 2015, 10:56:26 PM »

He's spending the summer on a Cilantro farm in Pescadero California, teaching migrant workers' children to read.

Stevesie60 · « **Reply #26 on:** June 18, 2015, 02:19:39 AM »

Wants to spend more time with Boo Radley.

Kat Kid · « **Reply #27 on:** June 18, 2015, 07:48:55 AM »

I think he wanted to spend more time with those close to him, his wonderful family at The Granfalloon.

kslim · « **Reply #28 on:** June 18, 2015, 08:19:18 AM »

thought ff15 was actually today

WillieWatanabe · « **Reply #29 on:** June 18, 2015, 08:21:41 AM »

hates cicadas.

WillieWatanabe · « **Reply #30 on:** June 18, 2015, 08:22:21 AM »

is actually D Scott.

WillieWatanabe · « **Reply #31 on:** June 18, 2015, 08:22:31 AM »

loves cicadas.

Asteriskhead · « **Reply #32 on:** June 18, 2015, 08:25:14 AM »

ricky d forgot the password again.

Dr Rick Daris · « **Reply #33 on:** June 18, 2015, 09:10:52 AM »

Quote from: roidhead on June 18, 2015, 08:25:14 AM

ricky d forgot the password again.

in all honesty though, it was ridiculously difficult to keep the two separated and active for the last seven years. once i accidently trashed the chipotle challenge when i was logged in as clams.

Pete · « **Reply #34 on:** June 18, 2015, 09:27:53 AM »

Quote from: Rick RowdyBoyy Daris on June 18, 2015, 09:10:52 AM

Quote from: roidhead on June 18, 2015, 08:25:14 AM
ricky d forgot the password again.

in all honesty though, it was ridiculously difficult to keep the two separated and active for the last seven years. once i accidently trashed the chipotle challenge when i was logged in as clams.

Classic mix up.

Do you really hate slow cookers, or was that part of "being clams?"

DQ12 · « **Reply #35 on:** June 18, 2015, 09:33:11 AM »

we should at least get fake clams around here, eh?

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #36 on:** June 18, 2015, 09:34:54 AM »

circus

CNS · « **Reply #37 on:** June 18, 2015, 09:36:25 AM »

He is really that tall pale assistant under oscar and is focusing on his impending move to go full time as biz manager for his wife's cosmetic pyramid scheme.

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Dr Rick Daris · « **Reply #38 on:** June 18, 2015, 09:38:07 AM »

Quote from: Pete on June 18, 2015, 09:27:53 AM

Quote from: Rick RowdyBoyy Daris on June 18, 2015, 09:10:52 AM
Quote from: roidhead on June 18, 2015, 08:25:14 AM
ricky d forgot the password again.

in all honesty though, it was ridiculously difficult to keep the two separated and active for the last seven years. once i accidently trashed the chipotle challenge when i was logged in as clams.

Classic mix up.

Do you really hate slow cookers, or was that part of "being clams?"

100% just being clams. love slow cookers. also, i always viewed clams as sort of the anti daris. i made clams tall, while daris is short. clams lives on the plaza with no wife or kids, daris in mhk with wife and kids. clams hates cilantro, daris loves it. the list just kind of goes on and on. all writers choice type stuff and all by design.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #39 on:** June 18, 2015, 09:41:42 AM »

in the gym, getting totally yoked

Dr Rick Daris · « **Reply #40 on:** June 18, 2015, 09:45:59 AM »

also how's this for a hypo- it's well known that saul and chingon have never liked "clams". anyway, what if they made a "mirror site" and when "clams" logs onto this site it takes him to the mirror one. let's also assume that chingon and saul created all the same posters for this site as well, but instead of having people behind them, there are actually robot computers that chingon designed with message board scripts and log based algorithms. like, there is a robot that is posting as "daris" and one as "pete" and so on and so forth and clams is still actively posting on the site and having conversations with the robot computers!

nicname · « **Reply #41 on:** June 18, 2015, 09:46:11 AM »

After sleuthing Facebook I've deduced 'Clams quite possibly could have been abducted or went missing after a June 4 U2 concert at the Great Western Forum in Inglewood, California.

Godspeed 'Clams. Godspeed.

nicname · « **Reply #42 on:** June 18, 2015, 09:48:52 AM »

It appears he was keeping up good spirits wherever they have him holed up. They've got his cat too!

https://twitter.com/pissclams/status/607709326455631872

DQ12 · « **Reply #43 on:** June 18, 2015, 09:49:29 AM »

Quote from: Rick RowdyBoyy Daris on June 18, 2015, 09:45:59 AM

also how's this for a hypo- it's well known that saul and chingon have never liked "clams". anyway, what if they made a "mirror site" and when "clams" logs onto this site it takes him to the mirror one. any, let's also say that chingon and saul created all the same posters for this site as well but instead of having people behind them, there are actually robot computers that chingon designed with message bord scripts and algorithms. like, there is a robot that is posting as "daris" and one as "pete" and so on and so forth and clams is still actively posting on the site and having conversations with the robot computers!

i'm going to have nightmares for weeks thinking about this possibility.

we have to save him!

Trim · « **Reply #44 on:** June 18, 2015, 09:49:44 AM »

Shirt-shopping.

nicname · « **Reply #45 on:** June 18, 2015, 09:51:04 AM »

Wherever he is, I bet he gets really annoyed at the crappy selection found in most "Big and Tall" sections.

GregKSU1027 · « **Reply #46 on:** June 18, 2015, 09:51:46 AM »

Clams' ironically got sucked up by a giant clam

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Mr Bread · « **Reply #47 on:** June 18, 2015, 11:36:17 AM »

finally getting something done about his fat face.

Stevesie60 · « **Reply #48 on:** June 18, 2015, 11:47:32 AM »

Quote from: nicname on June 18, 2015, 09:46:11 AM

After sleuthing Facebook I've deduced 'Clams quite possibly could have been abducted or went missing after a June 4 U2 concert at the Great Western Forum in Inglewood, California.

Godspeed 'Clams. Godspeed.

Hey yeah, let's put the detective that couldn't even retrieve his own phone on the case.

Mrs. Gooch · « **Reply #49 on:** June 18, 2015, 12:39:31 PM »

Quote from: Rick RowdyBoyy Daris on June 18, 2015, 09:45:59 AM

also how's this for a hypo- it's well known that saul and chingon have never liked "clams". anyway, what if they made a "mirror site" and when "clams" logs onto this site it takes him to the mirror one. let's also assume that chingon and saul created all the same posters for this site as well, but instead of having people behind them, there are actually robot computers that chingon designed with message board scripts and log based algorithms. like, there is a robot that is posting as "daris" and one as "pete" and so on and so forth and clams is still actively posting on the site and having conversations with the robot computers!

And they must have posted that FattyFest was canceled on that site.