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What is your favorite piece of the Gardetto's snack bag (original only)?

Pretzel stick
1 (2.7%)
Mini pretzel
3 (8.1%)
Rye chip
28 (75.7%)
Mini bread stick thingy
4 (10.8%)
Wavy bread stick thingy
1 (2.7%)
Sesame stub (RIP)
0 (0%)

Total Members Voted: 36

Voting closed: June 19, 2015, 09:41:11 AM

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Offline Gooch

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Re: Return of the sMACK: Gardetto's Edition
« Reply #50 on: June 12, 2015, 01:09:37 PM »
Quote from: Mrs. Gooch on June 12, 2015, 12:52:44 PM
Quote from: Trogdor on June 12, 2015, 12:41:35 PM
can you cite that?

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Gooch needs to make a FattyFest auction item involving his cooking.

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If you think that you don't like a certain food, you should have Gooch cook it for you. There are many foods that I thought I didn't like until Gooch cooked it for me.
I'm pretty sure that I don't like brisket.

 :sdeek:

I was trying to get Gooch to smoke brisket, you dunce.

Quote from: roidhead on May 19, 2014, 01:53:42 PM
I actually love brisket and just want confirmed BBQ stud Gooch to smoke some for me to go to grub city on.






Oh man right in your stupid rye chip eating faces. :lol:
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Re: Return of the sMACK: Gardetto's Edition
« Reply #51 on: June 12, 2015, 01:10:54 PM »
Quote from: roidhead on June 12, 2015, 01:08:24 PM
wait, I've been roidhead for a full year now?

All your posts show as roidhead.
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Re: Return of the sMACK: Gardetto's Edition
« Reply #52 on: June 12, 2015, 01:13:16 PM »
what if the goochs show up to #fattyfest15 wearing watching t-shirts that say "im with shitty taste buds" and have arrows pointing so when they stand next to each other for picture its pointing at the other gooch.  :lol: :lol:
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Re: Return of the sMACK: Gardetto's Edition
« Reply #53 on: June 12, 2015, 01:16:38 PM »
Quote from: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on June 12, 2015, 01:13:16 PM
what if the goochs show up to #fattyfest15 wearing watching t-shirts that say "im with shitty taste buds" and have arrows pointing so when they stand next to each other for picture its pointing at the other gooch.  :lol: :lol:
Enough! Call me fat or ugly but NEVER insult my taste buds. :curse:
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Re: Return of the sMACK: Gardetto's Edition
« Reply #54 on: June 12, 2015, 01:24:34 PM »
Quote from: Mrs. Gooch on June 12, 2015, 01:10:54 PM
Quote from: roidhead on June 12, 2015, 01:08:24 PM
wait, I've been roidhead for a full year now?

All your posts show as roidhead.


Look at the date stamps
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Re: Return of the sMACK: Gardetto's Edition
« Reply #55 on: June 12, 2015, 01:34:05 PM »
Quote from: roidhead on June 12, 2015, 01:24:34 PM
Quote from: Mrs. Gooch on June 12, 2015, 01:10:54 PM
Quote from: roidhead on June 12, 2015, 01:08:24 PM
wait, I've been roidhead for a full year now?

All your posts show as roidhead.


Look at the date stamps


If you look at the one which has the name inside the quote you are metalhead...
Quote from: EMAWmeister on May 19, 2014, 06:22:46 PM
Quote from: Metalhead on May 19, 2014, 01:49:46 PM
Quote from: Mrs. Gooch on May 19, 2014, 01:48:26 PM
If you think that you don't like a certain food, you should have Gooch cook it for you. There are many foods that I thought I didn't like until Gooch cooked it for me.
I'm pretty sure that I don't like brisket.

 :sdeek:

If you try to directly quote any of your past posts it shows as roidhead even before your were roidhead.
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Re: Return of the sMACK: Gardetto's Edition
« Reply #56 on: June 12, 2015, 01:34:43 PM »
I love the garlic kind of rye.
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Re: Return of the sMACK: Gardetto's Edition
« Reply #57 on: June 12, 2015, 02:33:58 PM »
this whole gooch family thing is a ryot
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Re: Return of the sMACK: Gardetto's Edition
« Reply #58 on: June 12, 2015, 02:36:24 PM »
Quote from: Trogdor on June 12, 2015, 12:56:33 PM
Yeah sometimes I go to dillons and buy the ribs that they cook out front and then put them on a cutting board with a knife and then take a picture of it and say "look what I made"
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Re: Return of the sMACK: Gardetto's Edition
« Reply #59 on: June 12, 2015, 02:36:42 PM »


Have some rye tacos, guys. You've earned them.
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Re: Return of the sMACK: Gardetto's Edition
« Reply #60 on: June 12, 2015, 02:42:25 PM »
Quote from: Rick RowdyBoyy Daris on June 12, 2015, 02:33:58 PM
this whole gooch family thing is a ryot

we sure got them ryeled up
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Re: Return of the sMACK: Gardetto's Edition
« Reply #61 on: June 12, 2015, 02:43:13 PM »
Time for the Gooches to bite the bulleit and admit they were wrong.
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Re: Return of the sMACK: Gardetto's Edition
« Reply #62 on: June 12, 2015, 02:45:48 PM »
Quote from: Spracne on June 12, 2015, 02:43:13 PM
Time for the Gooches to bite the bulleit and admit they were wrong.

They'll take it in manhattan tomorrow.
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Re: Return of the sMACK: Gardetto's Edition
« Reply #63 on: June 12, 2015, 02:48:28 PM »
guys check out the ribs i made the other day...

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Re: Return of the sMACK: Gardetto's Edition
« Reply #64 on: June 12, 2015, 02:54:16 PM »
oh i also made some pulled pork (i think) on that one plate.  :thumbs:
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Re: Return of the sMACK: Gardetto's Edition
« Reply #65 on: June 12, 2015, 03:00:47 PM »
I'm going to laugh in your stupid faces the next time I am eating something delicious that Gooch cooked that is better than any of this crap you guys are buying.
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Re: Return of the sMACK: Gardetto's Edition
« Reply #66 on: June 12, 2015, 03:03:15 PM »
Quote from: Mrs. Gooch on June 12, 2015, 03:00:47 PM
I'm going to laugh in your stupid faces the next time I am eating something delicious that Gooch cooked that is better than any of this crap you guys are buying.
But none of it will be better than my choices here in KC.  :dunno:
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Re: Return of the sMACK: Gardetto's Edition
« Reply #67 on: June 12, 2015, 03:03:35 PM »
Quote from: WackyCat08 on June 12, 2015, 03:03:15 PM
Quote from: Mrs. Gooch on June 12, 2015, 03:00:47 PM
I'm going to laugh in your stupid faces the next time I am eating something delicious that Gooch cooked that is better than any of this crap you guys are buying.
But none of it will be better than my choices here in KC.  :dunno:

Wrong.
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Re: Return of the sMACK: Gardetto's Edition
« Reply #68 on: June 12, 2015, 03:04:05 PM »
I seldom eat Gardettos because of all the gross pieces of rye.
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Re: Return of the sMACK: Gardetto's Edition
« Reply #69 on: June 12, 2015, 03:04:24 PM »
Quote from: Rick RowdyBoyy Daris on June 12, 2015, 02:48:28 PM
guys check out the ribs i made the other day...



Quote from: Rick RowdyBoyy Daris on June 12, 2015, 02:54:16 PM
oh i also made some pulled pork (i think) on that one plate.  :thumbs:

I'm very lucky I wasn't drinking anything when I read these  :lol:
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Re: Return of the sMACK: Gardetto's Edition
« Reply #70 on: June 12, 2015, 03:04:39 PM »
Quote from: Mrs. Gooch on June 12, 2015, 03:03:35 PM
Quote from: WackyCat08 on June 12, 2015, 03:03:15 PM
Quote from: Mrs. Gooch on June 12, 2015, 03:00:47 PM
I'm going to laugh in your stupid faces the next time I am eating something delicious that Gooch cooked that is better than any of this crap you guys are buying.
But none of it will be better than my choices here in KC.  :dunno:

Wrong.
Than he should open up a bbq place, because if he can beat joes and q39, WOW!
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Re: Return of the sMACK: Gardetto's Edition
« Reply #71 on: June 12, 2015, 03:06:04 PM »
Quote from: WackyCat08 on June 12, 2015, 03:04:39 PM
Quote from: Mrs. Gooch on June 12, 2015, 03:03:35 PM
Quote from: WackyCat08 on June 12, 2015, 03:03:15 PM
Quote from: Mrs. Gooch on June 12, 2015, 03:00:47 PM
I'm going to laugh in your stupid faces the next time I am eating something delicious that Gooch cooked that is better than any of this crap you guys are buying.
But none of it will be better than my choices here in KC.  :dunno:

Wrong.
Than he should open up a bbq place, because if he can beat joes and q39, WOW!

Yes he should. Please let me know how much money you want to invest.
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Re: Return of the sMACK: Gardetto's Edition
« Reply #72 on: June 12, 2015, 03:07:32 PM »
Gooch > All of Kansas City
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Re: Return of the sMACK: Gardetto's Edition
« Reply #73 on: June 12, 2015, 03:08:01 PM »
 :thumbs: I'm in, Mrs. Gooch.
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Re: Return of the sMACK: Gardetto's Edition
« Reply #74 on: June 12, 2015, 03:08:07 PM »
Came in expecting a bloodbath. Leaving satisfied. Rye chip all day erry day.
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