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What is your favorite piece of the Gardetto's snack bag (original only)?

Pretzel stick
1 (2.7%)
Mini pretzel
3 (8.1%)
Rye chip
28 (75.7%)
Mini bread stick thingy
4 (10.8%)
Wavy bread stick thingy
1 (2.7%)
Sesame stub (RIP)
0 (0%)

Total Members Voted: 36

Voting closed: June 19, 2015, 09:41:11 AM

Author Topic: Return of the sMACK: Gardetto's Edition  (Read 6129 times)

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Re: Return of the sMACK: Gardetto's Edition
« Reply #25 on: June 12, 2015, 11:40:29 AM »
rye chippy, rye chippy, rye chippy i cry

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Re: Return of the sMACK: Gardetto's Edition
« Reply #26 on: June 12, 2015, 11:46:33 AM »
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: Return of the sMACK: Gardetto's Edition
« Reply #27 on: June 12, 2015, 12:01:54 PM »
I can only imagine what kind of foods line the pantry shelves at Gooch manor
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Re: Return of the sMACK: Gardetto's Edition
« Reply #28 on: June 12, 2015, 12:06:08 PM »
So you've got the Gooches and then three other people who accidentally clicked the wrong button...not much snackoff here...CASE CLOSED.

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Re: Return of the sMACK: Gardetto's Edition
« Reply #29 on: June 12, 2015, 12:06:41 PM »
you wierdos know you can skip the pretense right?



Which flavor is best?

Why is the swiss cheese tangy?  Weird.

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Re: Return of the sMACK: Gardetto's Edition
« Reply #30 on: June 12, 2015, 12:22:49 PM »
you wierdos know you can skip the pretense right?



Which flavor is best?

Why is the swiss cheese tangy?  Weird.

Buy it and find out
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Re: Return of the sMACK: Gardetto's Edition
« Reply #31 on: June 12, 2015, 12:33:57 PM »
It is pretty well documented that Gooch is an excellent cook and therefore has good taste so you all must be wrong.

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Re: Return of the sMACK: Gardetto's Edition
« Reply #32 on: June 12, 2015, 12:41:35 PM »
It is pretty well documented that Gooch is an excellent cook and therefore has good taste so you all must be wrong.

can you cite that?
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Re: Return of the sMACK: Gardetto's Edition
« Reply #33 on: June 12, 2015, 12:45:08 PM »
I have no idea what these things are
Hyperbolic partisan duplicitous hypocrite

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Re: Return of the sMACK: Gardetto's Edition
« Reply #34 on: June 12, 2015, 12:45:35 PM »
hey goochs, rye are you so lame?  :lol:

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Re: Return of the sMACK: Gardetto's Edition
« Reply #35 on: June 12, 2015, 12:45:41 PM »
what if gooch is actually a horrible cook and nobody knows because both he and mrs gooch have backwards taste buds?

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Re: Return of the sMACK: Gardetto's Edition
« Reply #36 on: June 12, 2015, 12:50:15 PM »
 :surprised:

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Re: Return of the sMACK: Gardetto's Edition
« Reply #37 on: June 12, 2015, 12:50:55 PM »
Hey Gooch and Mrs. Gooch, Rye are you not voting correctly?  :lol:

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Re: Return of the sMACK: Gardetto's Edition
« Reply #38 on: June 12, 2015, 12:52:44 PM »
can you cite that?

Gooch needs to make a FattyFest auction item involving his cooking.

If you think that you don't like a certain food, you should have Gooch cook it for you. There are many foods that I thought I didn't like until Gooch cooked it for me.
I'm pretty sure that I don't like brisket.

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I was trying to get Gooch to smoke brisket, you dunce.

I actually love brisket and just want confirmed BBQ stud Gooch to smoke some for me to go to grub city on.






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Re: Return of the sMACK: Gardetto's Edition
« Reply #39 on: June 12, 2015, 12:56:33 PM »
Yeah sometimes I go to dillons and buy the ribs that they cook out front and then put them on a cutting board with a knife and then take a picture of it and say "look what I made"
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Re: Return of the sMACK: Gardetto's Edition
« Reply #40 on: June 12, 2015, 12:57:28 PM »
what if gooch is actually a horrible cook and nobody knows because both he and mrs gooch have backwards taste buds?

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Re: Return of the sMACK: Gardetto's Edition
« Reply #41 on: June 12, 2015, 12:58:31 PM »
Don't worry Mrs. Gooch, everything will be all Ryet.  :lol:

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Re: Return of the sMACK: Gardetto's Edition
« Reply #42 on: June 12, 2015, 12:59:39 PM »
For the record, I don't like rye bread at all.

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Re: Return of the sMACK: Gardetto's Edition
« Reply #43 on: June 12, 2015, 01:00:06 PM »
For the record, I don't like rye bread at all.

Rye not?  :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: Return of the sMACK: Gardetto's Edition
« Reply #44 on: June 12, 2015, 01:01:10 PM »
come on CF3, teasing isnt the ryet thing to do
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Re: Return of the sMACK: Gardetto's Edition
« Reply #45 on: June 12, 2015, 01:02:19 PM »
come on CF3, teasing isnt the ryet thing to do

yeah you're correct.

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Re: Return of the sMACK: Gardetto's Edition
« Reply #46 on: June 12, 2015, 01:02:41 PM »
come on CF3, teasing isnt the ryet thing to do

yeah you're correct.

I mean, you're RYET!  :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: Return of the sMACK: Gardetto's Edition
« Reply #47 on: June 12, 2015, 01:03:59 PM »
Mrs. Gooch walked ryet into that one  :lol:

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Re: Return of the sMACK: Gardetto's Edition
« Reply #48 on: June 12, 2015, 01:08:01 PM »
I can only imagine what kind of foods line the pantry shelves at Gooch manor
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Re: Return of the sMACK: Gardetto's Edition
« Reply #49 on: June 12, 2015, 01:08:24 PM »
wait, I've been roidhead for a full year now?