First Orders Of Business For Meade Consolidated Steve Dave Land (sd elected mayor and governor or whatever):
-huge billboards with the middle finger pointing outwards in the direction of the surrounding school districts so they know who's the Alpha in all sports.
-let the new former SW Heights and Fowler kids know that this isn't some lazy ass school where they can just show up and get playing time because their teams suck so terrible. it will probably take a few years before the culture of winning seeps into their genes but letting them attend practices with the finely tuned Meade athletes will eventually pay off.
-since we're probably now like 5A or something we will need to start an immediate rivalry with whoever the current (former) Alpha program is. like, drive a caravan of cars to their town and do donuts on their football field and have keystone light roadies.
-stadium expansion
-mandatory summer workouts for 3rd graders and up starting yesterday
-start a HS baseball team for christ sake. this legion ball with your buds drunken dad as coach is great but we have to get serious here.
-recruit parents of good athlete kids from neighboring counties to move to Meade and get some cushy job with the county or city or something. immediately fire them once they quit reproducing and their offspring have completed 12th.
-Meade lake now allows tubing and water ski'ing. don't give me this "it's not big enough" bullshit. just do a slow turn instead of going straight. or make the lake bigger if you have to. whatever.
-you can no longer be suspended for three days for having a pocket knife in school. this is a stupid rule that doesn't translate to the Meade culture of knives, gun racks, extended cab pickups with the window that opens to the bed of the pickup for getting beers out of it, etc.
-no more 4H
-the Sonic has to re-open
-airport expansion. daily Frontier flights to Denver and AA flights to both ORD and DFW.
-someone has to finally buy the abandoned Lakeway building and do something cool with it
-school board is cancelled. only crazy people run for it anyway. look at me, I am the school board now.
