Author Topic: Caitlyn Jenner to receive Arthur Ashe Courage Award at 2015 ESPY Awards  (Read 23294 times)

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That's how I accept all my awards.  I say this isn't about me it's about all the losers that you all don't care enough about to pay any attention to.  Then I say you're  welcome. 
My prescience is fully engorged.  It throbs with righteous accuracy.  I am sated.

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using your criteria, you could make an argument that pretty much no one but Nelson Mandela actually deserved the award:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arthur_Ashe_Courage_Award

most of those people i've never heard of, or if i've heard the name, i don't really know what they did.  i'm fine with smith and carlos in addition to mandela.
"a garden city man wondered in april if the theologians had not made a mistake in locating the garden of eden in asia rather than in the arkansas river valley."

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Just wondering..what is Caitlyn's middle name?

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Just wondering..what is Caitlyn's middle name?
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I bet sitting next to sys at your HS award banquet where 80% of the students get an award for some stupid thing would be amaze

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as a person of a certain age, I have little to no awareness of jenner as a sports figure

As an "old dude" who happened to be the state's best pole vaulter and top 5 in the nation in my age group when the "Wheaties box series" cam out, I insisted that my mom buy me this box of cereal...



Suffice it to say that they weren't nearly as tasty as frosted lucky charms...  :Yuck:

bears are fast...

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as a person of a certain age, I have little to no awareness of jenner as a sports figure

As an "old dude" who happened to be the state's best pole vaulter and top 5 in the nation in my age group when the "Wheaties box series" cam out, I insisted that my mom buy me this box of cereal...



Suffice it to say that they weren't nearly as tasty as frosted lucky charms...  :Yuck:



i did the research for everybody: this wheaties box was from 1977

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I think that's before dax even
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sys wants you to pay the iron price for your bobble.

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Kinda sick of seeing the picture. While we're at it, I don't want to see cis gendered 65 year olds with fake tits in bustiers either. Call me an age bigot, if you must.

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sys wants you to pay the iron price for your bobble.

i don't know what this means.  but i do not think it is accurate.
"a garden city man wondered in april if the theologians had not made a mistake in locating the garden of eden in asia rather than in the arkansas river valley."

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the only thing i have a problem with is the name. caitlyn? i mean, give me a break lady. ain't no caitlyns under the age of 50 running around and you have to be pushing 70. mary jenner? sure. dorothy jenner? absolutely. ruth jenner? you better believe it. caitlyn jenner? uh, no. try again.  :nono:

Elizabeth Jenner is classy and dignified.

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sys wants you to pay the iron price for your bobble.

i don't know what this means.  but i do not think it is accurate.

i don't feel like explaining the reference. it is fairly accurate.

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sys wants you to pay the iron price for your bobble.

i don't know what this means.  but i do not think it is accurate.

i don't feel like explaining the reference. it is fairly accurate.

is bobble a katdaddyesque pun?  do you mean bauble?  are you suggesting that i think a person should only receive an award if they surgically alter their sex?  or that i think they should have to kill someone?  neither is remotely accurate.
"a garden city man wondered in april if the theologians had not made a mistake in locating the garden of eden in asia rather than in the arkansas river valley."

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It's pretty wild that Jenner:

1) achieved international fame among an older generation for his athletic prowess
2) completely unrelated to #1, became famous to a new generation as a bit player in reality tv shows rooted in amateur porn
3) is about to become most famous yet as the face of transgender people, in part to the prior fame in #1 & 2

She's probably gonna be the 1st person to walk on Mars or something in 10 years.

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what a life

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and she's Brody Jenner's dad!

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and she's Brody Jenner's dad!
I know. I really miss Brody. I wanna hear his thoughts. And Laurens too!

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remember when she took scott disick out driving, like, dune buggies? I mean, that alone is more than any of you will accomplish in your stupid lives.

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remember when she took scott disick out driving, like, dune buggies? I mean, that alone is more than any of you will accomplish in your stupid lives.

Are we supposed to refer to her as 'she' when speaking about the past when she was still a he during that time?

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scott is such a freaking stud.
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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One of my facebook friends tagged the promotion for this award on facebook and said this:

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ESPY's are a joke.

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« Last Edit: June 02, 2015, 04:17:59 PM by WackyCat08 »

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It's pretty wild that Jenner:

1) achieved international fame among an older generation for his athletic prowess
2) completely unrelated to #1, became famous to a new generation as a bit player in reality tv shows rooted in amateur porn
3) is about to become most famous yet as the face of transgender people, in part to the prior fame in #1 & 2

She's probably gonna be the 1st person to walk on Mars or something in 10 years.

It realy is an amazing career arc. Not to mention the tangential connection to all the OJ drama.
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