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Re: GolfCats
« Reply #675 on: August 07, 2016, 06:06:30 PM »
What's your lowest score from the men's tees? What course was it at?
I think detch23 from the purple tees shot a 84? Maybe an 86.

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« Reply #676 on: August 07, 2016, 06:07:10 PM »
What's your lowest score from the men's tees? What course was it at?
For me? Probably an 88 at Western Hills. Something around there.

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« Reply #677 on: August 07, 2016, 07:24:25 PM »
Personal best are a lot of fun regardless of score.  :cheers:
it’s not like I’m tired of WINNING, but dude, let me catch my breath.

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« Reply #678 on: August 07, 2016, 07:41:32 PM »
A good round for me is just south of bogey golf. Last summer it was south of double bogey. Progress.

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Re: GolfCats
« Reply #679 on: August 16, 2016, 05:10:28 PM »
I have never played golf in my life. That's right. Never. But the opportunity is coming up at a bachelor party.

1. Should I play?
2. I have 2 weeks. What should I do? Go to the driving range and hit balls? How many? How far should I hit them?

TIA

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« Reply #680 on: August 16, 2016, 05:12:25 PM »
that was me like two months ago!

1. yes
2. yeah

it's fun even if you can barely hit the ball with the right squad

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Re: GolfCats
« Reply #681 on: August 16, 2016, 05:14:17 PM »
do i need to buy new shoes/pants etc?

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« Reply #682 on: August 16, 2016, 05:17:15 PM »
lol no

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Re: GolfCats
« Reply #683 on: August 16, 2016, 05:18:19 PM »
like, regular sneakers are ok?

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Re: GolfCats
« Reply #684 on: August 16, 2016, 05:24:19 PM »

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Re: GolfCats
« Reply #685 on: August 16, 2016, 05:25:02 PM »
where are you playing?

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Re: GolfCats
« Reply #686 on: August 16, 2016, 05:31:17 PM »
i don't know. a golf course

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Re: GolfCats
« Reply #687 on: August 16, 2016, 05:47:37 PM »
i don't know. a golf course
You'll appreciate a dri-fit material polo if you don't have one. Shorts without cargo pockets is safest; sometimes you'll run into a no-cargo dress code at certain courses. I've survived playing ~6 times per year for the last 3 years without spikes. But i've heard it helps!

Playing Falcon Lakes this Friday for a bachelor party.

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Re: GolfCats
« Reply #688 on: August 16, 2016, 09:09:49 PM »
You'll be fine.

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« Reply #689 on: August 16, 2016, 09:11:26 PM »
 :D

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Re: GolfCats
« Reply #690 on: August 16, 2016, 09:16:16 PM »
A. Nobody cares have w good you are, they need companionship on this ride. B. Don't try too hard to catch up with the ringers, they get it, they've been there. C. Have a couple beers to get loose and don't look back. D. Have fun! It's better than work either way.

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Re: GolfCats
« Reply #691 on: August 16, 2016, 09:17:08 PM »
What if I get a hole in one on my first shot

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« Reply #692 on: August 16, 2016, 09:34:43 PM »
Buy a beer for everyone in the clubhouse to celebrate!
it’s not like I’m tired of WINNING, but dude, let me catch my breath.

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Re: GolfCats
« Reply #693 on: August 16, 2016, 09:38:00 PM »
Also, you will likely make it with a 3 wood from 145 yards, when people ask, tell'em you hit pitching wedge cuz that's what your typical boss would hit.
it’s not like I’m tired of WINNING, but dude, let me catch my breath.

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Re: GolfCats
« Reply #694 on: August 20, 2016, 02:53:53 PM »
SdK BIL won his golf tournament this past Monday. Had Lon Kruger on his team.

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Re: GolfCats
« Reply #695 on: August 20, 2016, 04:41:36 PM »
SdK BIL won his golf tournament this past Monday. Had Lon Kruger on his team.
I can't believe he traded us out for Kruger. What was he thinking!

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« Reply #696 on: August 21, 2016, 07:21:48 AM »
Me either. Smh.

Canary and I are playing the par three twice today around noon at Colbert. I may end up playing 18 on the course after the price drops if anyone has interest.

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« Reply #697 on: August 21, 2016, 09:04:06 AM »
Me either. Smh.

Canary and I are playing the par three twice today around noon at Colbert. I may end up playing 18 on the course after the price drops if anyone has interest.
What's the wager today, SdK?  Just bring enough $$$ to cover your losses. 

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« Reply #698 on: August 21, 2016, 09:07:02 AM »
A dollar a hole. So ill be bringing nothing. You'll probably need to bring 2 dollars for your losses.

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« Reply #699 on: August 21, 2016, 09:44:49 AM »
A dollar a hole. So ill be bringing nothing. You'll probably need to bring 2 dollars for your losses.
Sounds fair.  Not accurate, but fair.