Author Topic: We aren't the new networks having a total meltdown about Texas Biker Gangs?  (Read 7454 times)

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i want to give this article special recognition for using the term "assault knives"

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can you guys spread the word to rival gang members that this is my assault knife of choice and they best not disrespect me?


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That's just a hunting knife.

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How awesome are the guys who actually went and tried to stash a knife in the food?  Just drop it and walk away....

Nope, they thought they'd get to come back and retrieve it if they hid it well enough.

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what are the odds that there would be precisely 1000 weapons found?  amazing.
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what are the odds that there would be precisely 1000 weapons found?  amazing.

maybe it was a gentlemans agreement when they met for the twin peaks rumble? each side agreed to bring exactly 500 weapons. they shook on it.

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what are the odds that there would be precisely 1000 weapons found?  amazing.

maybe it was a gentlemans agreement when they met for the twin peaks rumble? each side agreed to bring exactly 500 weapons. they shook on it.

awesome

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What are the odds that Twin Peaks just caters well to their customers and biker fight weapons are sold in quantities of 1000ea?

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i think what dax is trying to say is "Why didn't the police shoot, choke, or rough ride these people to death like we are used to seeing?"

the answer, of course, is obvious and i think dax is making a great point

that white cops treat white criminals better?

The bikers seemed to be cooperating with the cops. Could be a chicken/egg thing I suppose.

cooperate = exchange gunfire with

BTW, I love this sotry.  I wish there were new developments all day

trading gunfire = treating them better  :Ugh:

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i think what dax is trying to say is "Why didn't the police shoot, choke, or rough ride these people to death like we are used to seeing?"

the answer, of course, is obvious and i think dax is making a great point

that white cops treat white criminals better?

The bikers seemed to be cooperating with the cops. Could be a chicken/egg thing I suppose.

cooperate = exchange gunfire with

BTW, I love this sotry.  I wish there were new developments all day

trading gunfire = treating them better  :Ugh:

You are rough ridin' up an awesome biker gang shootout at the Peaks story

Do you think the manager will throw like a 100% gratuity on every card that got left open?  I totally would

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trading gunfire = treating them better  :Ugh:

http://mic.com/articles/118578/what-the-response-to-the-waco-shooting-says-about-race-and-policing

*I didn't actually read this article, I just like the image of the fat biker MURDER SUSPECTS sitting on their tailgates playing farmville, chilling with the cops.


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trading gunfire = treating them better  :Ugh:

http://mic.com/articles/118578/what-the-response-to-the-waco-shooting-says-about-race-and-policing

*I didn't actually read this article, I just like the image of the fat biker MURDER SUSPECTS sitting on their tailgates playing farmville, chilling with the cops.


YOU SONOFABITCH!

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Did any of the bikers look like Jax Teller?  :love:

I can see where a few of these could be confused with Charlie Hunnam.


I tried to edit this so they would all look black, but one dude was too black and a couple of dudes were too white. I couldn't get it to look right.

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trading gunfire = treating them better  :Ugh:

http://mic.com/articles/118578/what-the-response-to-the-waco-shooting-says-about-race-and-policing

*I didn't actually read this article, I just like the image of the fat biker MURDER SUSPECTS sitting on their tailgates playing farmville, chilling with the cops.



This is what I meant by cooperating with cops. Maybe all of the shooters were killed?  :dunno:

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Probably not a big enough paddy wagon for those dudes.
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Did any of the bikers look like Jax Teller?  :love:

I can see where a few of these could be confused with Charlie Hunnam.



Well one of them looks like Justin Bieber.

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One of them looks like Laurence Fishburne

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Pretty diverse crowd for a Texas twin peaks biker crew
Blacks, Mexicans, and a few token Whites.  :D
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i think what dax is trying to say is "Why didn't the police shoot, choke, or rough ride these people to death like we are used to seeing?"

the answer, of course, is obvious and i think dax is making a great point
Most sane ppl would agree that these clubber's are not to be messed with.  Most ppl, even cops, like to know that their friends and families are safe from harm. #chickenshits
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can you guys spread the word to rival gang members that this is my assault knife of choice and they best not disrespect me?


Looks like a shark.  :ohno:
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One of them looks like Laurence Fishburne
Is it the black guy?  :dunno:
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bears are fast...

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Lol. 

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Sounds like the feds stepped in and told the judge he was mucking up their RICO case.
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