Author Topic: First Day (Read 15953 times)

Katpappy · « **Reply #125 on:** May 08, 2015, 01:03:14 PM »

Quote from: slobber on May 07, 2015, 10:25:14 AM

Just an FYI, I'm pretty sure MIR is black.

Gonna win 'em all!

YOU RACIST BARTURD!!! THX GAWD HIS WOMAN IS WHITE...
cause it all about cheese and crackers.

Katpappy · « **Reply #126 on:** May 08, 2015, 01:10:09 PM »

Quote from: gE_Temp on May 07, 2015, 03:34:18 PM

Quote from: BIG APPLE CAT on May 07, 2015, 12:47:56 PM
Temp, when I leave my car keys at your desk with a bucket and sponge...well, I just really didn't expect you to...well, you know what you did.

Pick up a bottle of bleach on your way back from lunch and please stop hanging around katdaddy.

Zach said that the Mercedes was your car and not to go near it, so I'm not sure who did that. I will get it cleaned for you though.

Pro tip. Always check the bucket before using, cause if you did you would have seen the big fresh turd floating in it. You probably rubbed poop all over BAC's car seats.

And always own up to your mistakes.

gE_Temp · « **Reply #127 on:** May 08, 2015, 01:14:34 PM »

Quote from: Katdaddy on May 08, 2015, 01:10:09 PM

Quote from: gE_Temp on May 07, 2015, 03:34:18 PM
Quote from: BIG APPLE CAT on May 07, 2015, 12:47:56 PM
Temp, when I leave my car keys at your desk with a bucket and sponge...well, I just really didn't expect you to...well, you know what you did.

Pick up a bottle of bleach on your way back from lunch and please stop hanging around katdaddy.

Zach said that the Mercedes was your car and not to go near it, so I'm not sure who did that. I will get it cleaned for you though.
Pro tip. Always check the bucket before using, cause if you did you would have seen the big fresh turd floating in it. You probably rubbed poop all over BAC's car seats.

And always own up to your mistakes.

The foundation of my existence is built on the truth, it's all I know, and it's how I conduct myself.

star seed 7 · « **Reply #128 on:** May 08, 2015, 01:15:37 PM »

No one pooped in a bucket, Katdaddy

Katpappy · « **Reply #129 on:** May 08, 2015, 01:17:56 PM »

Quote from: Mr Bread on May 08, 2015, 12:16:56 PM

omg then we could take him into an imaginary alley and beat him to imaginary death. also stick something funny in his butt so that when the cops find the imaginary corpse it will be lollerkates. celery stalk maybe. like macgruber.

Don't give the Puni any lunch hack ideas. I gag enough opening that thread.

Katpappy · « **Reply #130 on:** May 08, 2015, 01:19:52 PM »

Quote from: libliblibliblibliblib on May 08, 2015, 01:15:37 PM

No one pooped in a bucket, Katdaddy

Then explain the bleach.

Mr Bread · « **Reply #131 on:** May 08, 2015, 02:14:28 PM »

Quote from: libliblibliblibliblib on May 08, 2015, 01:15:37 PM

No one pooped in a bucket, Katdaddy

true, but you've gotten kdy on a bit of a technicality. the temp tried, but it turned out it was mostly blood.

Mr Bread · « **Reply #132 on:** May 08, 2015, 02:15:46 PM »

i saw him drinking toner earlier so that might be it.

Mr Bread · « **Reply #133 on:** May 08, 2015, 02:20:50 PM »

i also caught him sucking on one of my pens and it appeared my mouse had been licked. i brought that pen from home btw.

Mr Bread · « **Reply #134 on:** May 08, 2015, 02:21:22 PM »

is he feral? just thinking out loud here.

Mr Bread · « **Reply #135 on:** May 08, 2015, 02:22:38 PM »

he definitely has overpowering body odor, but it doesn't smell like a human body. v. weird.

Mr Bread · « **Reply #136 on:** May 08, 2015, 02:24:17 PM »

more like last day iyam.

Mrs. Gooch · « **Reply #137 on:** May 08, 2015, 02:37:33 PM »

You guys might have the Temp confused with that homeless guy that was hanging around earlier...

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #138 on:** May 08, 2015, 02:41:36 PM »

Great week temp, let's take you down to G&D and get you blacked out

Mr Bread · « **Reply #139 on:** May 08, 2015, 02:48:27 PM »

Quote from: Mrs. Gooch on May 08, 2015, 02:37:33 PM

You guys might have the Temp confused with that homeless guy that was hanging around earlier...

nope it was the temp. i dared him to eat handsoap and he did it and then got pretty sick. that homeless guy isn't real, you just made him up. also the temp has aids now.

Mr Bread · « **Reply #140 on:** May 08, 2015, 02:49:14 PM »

this is what it's like to be a god. i think it and it happens to that sorry sonofabitch.

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #141 on:** May 08, 2015, 02:49:39 PM »

Man, Mr. Bread is super jelly that the temp is getting all of the attention now. Relax bread, it's Friday.

Mr Bread · « **Reply #142 on:** May 08, 2015, 02:49:59 PM »

don't worry i won't let you die of the aids, temp.

Mr Bread · « **Reply #143 on:** May 08, 2015, 02:50:55 PM »

Quote from: WackyCat08 on May 08, 2015, 02:49:39 PM

Man, Mr. Bread is super jelly that the temp is getting all of the attention now. Relax bread, it's Friday.

stop stalking my posts, fanning. #zappzappzapp

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #144 on:** May 08, 2015, 02:52:02 PM »

gE_Temp · « **Reply #145 on:** May 08, 2015, 03:05:42 PM »

I don't think this Mr. Bread guy likes me very much. Good thing he works in the satellite office up north.

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #146 on:** May 08, 2015, 03:07:04 PM »

Quote from: gE_Temp on May 08, 2015, 03:05:42 PM

I don't think this Mr. Bread guy likes me very much. Good thing he works in the satellite office up north.

He's an attention whore (like myself). You're stealing his spot light. Don't worry about it.

gE_Temp · « **Reply #147 on:** May 08, 2015, 03:07:58 PM »

Quote from: Dugout DickStone on May 08, 2015, 02:41:36 PM

Great week temp, let's take you down to G&D and get you blacked out

Once I finish all my work for the day, but when it's all done I am totally down

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #148 on:** May 08, 2015, 03:09:20 PM »

Man, he says all the right things.

Mr Bread · « **Reply #149 on:** May 08, 2015, 03:13:32 PM »

Quote from: WackyCat08 on May 08, 2015, 03:07:04 PM

Quote from: gE_Temp on May 08, 2015, 03:05:42 PM
I don't think this Mr. Bread guy likes me very much. Good thing he works in the satellite office up north.
He's an attention whore (like myself). You're stealing his spot light. Don't worry about it.

i'm not aware of any spotlights.