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Re: First Day
« Reply #75 on: May 07, 2015, 11:34:33 AM »
Hey temp, I'm pretty hungover after that crappy Royals game. Run out and grab me a double espresso and some Pedialyte.  Hurry, i need to be good to go for my 10 o'clock

Sorry I was finishing up with the list and just saw this. I got you 2 double expresso's to try and make up for not having it earlier. I also put the Pedialyte in the cabinet over the sink.

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Re: First Day
« Reply #76 on: May 07, 2015, 11:39:21 AM »
Last night the Temp and I got drunk on Coors Light and lit a bag of poop on fire on Rick Daris' squad car. He's cool as crap, everyone leave him alone.
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Re: First Day
« Reply #77 on: May 07, 2015, 11:40:18 AM »
Mods - Change thread title to "Second Day"
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Re: First Day
« Reply #78 on: May 07, 2015, 11:47:23 AM »
Temp I printed some stuff out this morning and the toner is way low.  Not the lame little printer, the big Xerox Workcentre up on the second floor.

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Re: First Day
« Reply #79 on: May 07, 2015, 12:47:56 PM »
Temp, when I leave my car keys at your desk with a bucket and sponge...well, I just really didn't expect you to...well, you know what you did.

Pick up a bottle of bleach on your way back from lunch and please stop hanging around katdaddy.

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« Reply #80 on: May 07, 2015, 12:51:43 PM »
Did you guys see q1 earnings?  I hope this temp guy is cheap...
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Re: First Day
« Reply #81 on: May 07, 2015, 01:24:28 PM »
I noticed the iced tea pitcher was pretty low today. Make sure to make more before I get there tomorrow. And you're going to have to go sort through the tea thread to get the directions to make it because I am not typing it out again.

They didn't show me where that thread was but I will find it tonight and have it ready in the morning.

There's been a request to try some other types of tea, so you'll need to go buy some different varieties. Submit your receipt to Carol for reimbursement.

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Re: First Day
« Reply #82 on: May 07, 2015, 02:30:39 PM »
I left an envelope on your desk, take it over to my bookie

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Re: First Day
« Reply #83 on: May 07, 2015, 03:31:48 PM »
Temp I printed some stuff out this morning and the toner is way low.  Not the lame little printer, the big Xerox Workcentre up on the second floor.

Someone should be coming to help with it soon. Work order #74826

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Re: First Day
« Reply #84 on: May 07, 2015, 03:34:18 PM »
Temp, when I leave my car keys at your desk with a bucket and sponge...well, I just really didn't expect you to...well, you know what you did.

Pick up a bottle of bleach on your way back from lunch and please stop hanging around katdaddy.

Zach said that the Mercedes was your car and not to go near it, so I'm not sure who did that. I will get it cleaned for you though.

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« Reply #85 on: May 07, 2015, 03:35:57 PM »
I noticed the iced tea pitcher was pretty low today. Make sure to make more before I get there tomorrow. And you're going to have to go sort through the tea thread to get the directions to make it because I am not typing it out again.

They didn't show me where that thread was but I will find it tonight and have it ready in the morning.

There's been a request to try some other types of tea, so you'll need to go buy some different varieties. Submit your receipt to Carol for reimbursement.

Got it submitted to Carol and she said it should be ready within the hour.

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« Reply #86 on: May 07, 2015, 03:37:34 PM »
I left an envelope on your desk, take it over to my bookie

Done. He told me to tell you that the new Nikes will be here next week.

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Re: First Day
« Reply #87 on: May 07, 2015, 03:54:45 PM »
Temp I printed some stuff out this morning and the toner is way low.  Not the lame little printer, the big Xerox Workcentre up on the second floor.

Someone should be coming to help with it soon. Work order #74826


Thank you, Temp.  Reminder - make sure to order a new toner cartridge.  I believe the previous temp was replaced for not maintaining supplies well enough.  It doesn't have to be thorough, like people can go raid an empty cubicle for a pen while waiting for a new box of pens to arrive but things like toner cartridges are a must have.

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Re: First Day
« Reply #88 on: May 07, 2015, 04:02:08 PM »
Temp I printed some stuff out this morning and the toner is way low.  Not the lame little printer, the big Xerox Workcentre up on the second floor.

Someone should be coming to help with it soon. Work order #74826


Thank you, Temp.  Reminder - make sure to order a new toner cartridge.  I believe the previous temp was replaced for not maintaining supplies well enough.  It doesn't have to be thorough, like people can go raid an empty cubicle for a pen while waiting for a new box of pens to arrive but things like toner cartridges are a must have.

I mean, if someone starts stealing pens off of my desk because of this statement I'm not going to be happy. Temp, you better stock up the pens - especially blue ink.
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Re: First Day
« Reply #89 on: May 07, 2015, 04:18:36 PM »
Hey now!  That's why I specified empty cubicle.  When 20% of the accounting department was laid off back in '09 they left their desks filled with all kinds of good stuff.  Okay Temp just to be on the safe side please do a quick weekly once-over of all the supply closets.

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Re: First Day
« Reply #90 on: May 07, 2015, 04:48:47 PM »
Hey temp, did the mods rank posters in demand of order? Because you took care of my #blessed gun pretty quickly, so I'm assuming I'm high on the list.

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Re: First Day
« Reply #91 on: May 07, 2015, 06:21:08 PM »
Temp is kicking ass

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Re: First Day
« Reply #92 on: May 07, 2015, 06:41:38 PM »
Hey temp, did the mods rank posters in demand of order? Because you took care of my #blessed gun pretty quickly, so I'm assuming I'm high on the list.

I can't really get into great detail, but there are some posters who are 'special cases'.  I'll go ahead and just leave it at that.

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Re: First Day
« Reply #93 on: May 07, 2015, 06:42:00 PM »
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Re: First Day
« Reply #95 on: May 08, 2015, 07:53:44 AM »
Stacy at the front desk complained that it creeps her out when you stare at her for hours at a time.

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Re: First Day
« Reply #96 on: May 08, 2015, 08:23:18 AM »
 Temp, go find us a stud qb, you do that and upper management will speak to you in person

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Re: First Day
« Reply #97 on: May 08, 2015, 08:27:40 AM »
Temp, Ms. wacky sent me a long list of crap to get before we leave for the lake this weekend. I'm PM'ing you right now.

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Re: First Day
« Reply #98 on: May 08, 2015, 08:50:44 AM »
Temp, Ms. wacky sent me a long list of crap to get before we leave for the lake this weekend. I'm PM'ing you right now.

Does list include reschedule for a weekend when it won't rain the entire time?

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« Reply #99 on: May 08, 2015, 08:52:44 AM »
Temp, Ms. wacky sent me a long list of crap to get before we leave for the lake this weekend. I'm PM'ing you right now.

Does list include reschedule for a weekend when it won't rain the entire time?
lol. No, but we are well aware of this. Idgaf right now. I need out of town. I can watch the rain on the lake and that's better than watching the bums in the alley right now.