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Re: First Day
« Reply #25 on: May 06, 2015, 07:19:38 PM »
Can someone tell the new temp to maybe drive a car to work? He walked by me today and reeked of B/O because he rode his bike in.

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Re: First Day
« Reply #26 on: May 06, 2015, 07:20:41 PM »
Don't worry about it, temp's bike is now at the bottom of wildcat creek.

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Re: First Day
« Reply #27 on: May 06, 2015, 07:26:35 PM »
I noticed the iced tea pitcher was pretty low today. Make sure to make more before I get there tomorrow. And you're going to have to go sort through the tea thread to get the directions to make it because I am not typing it out again.

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Re: First Day
« Reply #28 on: May 06, 2015, 07:37:57 PM »
I have written down all of these requests and will get them done when I come in tomorrow.  I never knew there was so much HR paperwork when you start a new job.

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Re: First Day
« Reply #29 on: May 06, 2015, 07:46:39 PM »
Intern, can you let Temp know my trashcan is full? Make sure he knows to replace the liner.

I'll make sure and get those Glad ForceFlex OdorShield double bagged first thing.

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Re: First Day
« Reply #30 on: May 06, 2015, 07:47:51 PM »
Hey, I think we're out of creamer.

I restocked that right before I left this afternoon, Mr. Dave said nothing but the best for you.

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Re: First Day
« Reply #31 on: May 06, 2015, 07:49:49 PM »
gE_Temp, go clean up the Pit. It's a mess down there.

Where do you want me to start? How long should I take with each thread? Do you want me to read the whole thing before I start of just skim it? Should I start getting familiar with everything tonight so I'm ready to go in the morning?

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Re: First Day
« Reply #32 on: May 06, 2015, 07:50:48 PM »
I need some coffee.

What kind? I'll bring some in the morning so it's ready when you get there.

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Re: First Day
« Reply #33 on: May 06, 2015, 07:52:15 PM »
Any programming experience?

I took a couple of programming classes in high school but I didn't like it very much.

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Re: First Day
« Reply #34 on: May 06, 2015, 07:52:21 PM »
If SD wanted to take the time to figure out every little detail, he would have just done it himself.  Show some goddamned initiative.

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Re: First Day
« Reply #35 on: May 06, 2015, 07:55:35 PM »
I noticed the iced tea pitcher was pretty low today. Make sure to make more before I get there tomorrow. And you're going to have to go sort through the tea thread to get the directions to make it because I am not typing it out again.

They didn't show me where that thread was but I will find it tonight and have it ready in the morning.

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Re: First Day
« Reply #36 on: May 06, 2015, 08:03:42 PM »
fyi the interns buy everyone lunch on fridays
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Re: First Day
« Reply #37 on: May 06, 2015, 08:16:36 PM »
Hey temp, rockstate2k could use a rub down, please be discreet. :fatty:
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Re: First Day
« Reply #38 on: May 06, 2015, 08:17:42 PM »
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Re: First Day
« Reply #39 on: May 06, 2015, 08:18:45 PM »
Hey temp, rockstate2k could use a rub down, please be discreet. :fatty:

Umm, do I need to know anything else about this first?

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Re: First Day
« Reply #40 on: May 06, 2015, 08:24:09 PM »
works best in a therapy pool
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Re: First Day
« Reply #41 on: May 06, 2015, 08:30:08 PM »
I just caught the temp going through someones purse, we had a long talk and decided to split everything.
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Re: First Day
« Reply #42 on: May 06, 2015, 08:30:24 PM »
Hey temp, why are you so obsessed with WackyCat? Corollary:  Why do you always act like you're smarter/better than same?
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Re: First Day
« Reply #43 on: May 06, 2015, 08:32:53 PM »
Hey temp, rockstate2k could use a rub down, please be discreet. :fatty:

Umm, do I need to know anything else about this first?

works best in a therapy pool

I'm going to have to ask Carol tomorrow because I think you are messing with me.

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Re: First Day
« Reply #44 on: May 06, 2015, 08:33:32 PM »
I just caught the temp going through someones purse, we had a long talk and decided to split everything.

Haha.  You are a funny guy AppleJack.

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Re: First Day
« Reply #45 on: May 06, 2015, 08:36:50 PM »
Hey temp, why are you so obsessed with WackyCat? Corollary:  Why do you always act like you're smarter/better than same?

I don't think I have met WackyCat yet, I am also really bad with names lol.  I just started here, I'm definitely not better than anyone here.

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Re: First Day
« Reply #46 on: May 06, 2015, 08:37:20 PM »
Hey temp, rockstate2k could use a rub down, please be discreet. :fatty:

Umm, do I need to know anything else about this first?

works best in a therapy pool

I'm going to have to ask Carol tomorrow because I think you are messing with me.
Yeah, Carol knows exaaactly what I'm talking about
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Re: First Day
« Reply #47 on: May 06, 2015, 08:40:31 PM »
Hey temp, rockstate2k could use a rub down, please be discreet. :fatty:

Umm, do I need to know anything else about this first?

works best in a therapy pool

I'm going to have to ask Carol tomorrow because I think you are messing with me.

You're definitely getting one or more of the hepatitises.  Hepatiti?  Anyway, Carol can confirm. 
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Re: First Day
« Reply #48 on: May 06, 2015, 08:44:54 PM »
Guys, I just finished up The Beems Report, went to get a 3 ring binder,  and found the supply closet completely cleaned out.  Someone check the new guy's bag before he leaves.

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Re: First Day
« Reply #49 on: May 06, 2015, 08:47:15 PM »
Somebody had crap (shat?) in that closet earlier.  These new guys keep it raw. 
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