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Offline gE_Temp

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First Day
« on: May 06, 2015, 08:14:36 AM »
So I got the position, now what?


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Re: First Day
« Reply #1 on: May 06, 2015, 08:19:33 AM »
broad sweeping changes

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Re: First Day
« Reply #2 on: May 06, 2015, 08:22:16 AM »
go get me some coffee.

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Re: First Day
« Reply #3 on: May 06, 2015, 08:25:57 AM »
go get me some coffee.

Looks like we are about out, I'll make a fresh pot.

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Re: First Day
« Reply #4 on: May 06, 2015, 08:32:53 AM »
you're fired

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Re: First Day
« Reply #5 on: May 06, 2015, 08:35:29 AM »
what we really need is a non-paid intern. this is the big leagues.

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Re: First Day
« Reply #6 on: May 06, 2015, 08:38:30 AM »
I'll pack up the pencil I unpacked  :frown:

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Re: First Day
« Reply #7 on: May 06, 2015, 08:39:22 AM »
I'm fresh out of grad school!

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Re: First Day
« Reply #8 on: May 06, 2015, 08:41:43 AM »
Did wackycat place this guy after taking my advice to be a headhunter?

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Re: First Day
« Reply #9 on: May 06, 2015, 08:45:52 AM »
I'll pack up the pencil I unpacked  :frown:

OK, you're hired again. You report to the intern now.

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Re: First Day
« Reply #10 on: May 06, 2015, 08:48:21 AM »
I'll pack up the pencil I unpacked  :frown:

OK, you're hired again. You report to the intern now.

Can I have my old desk back?

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Re: First Day
« Reply #11 on: May 06, 2015, 08:48:44 AM »
If I were you, I'd start a conversation with the intern about unionizing.

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Re: First Day
« Reply #12 on: May 06, 2015, 08:49:21 AM »
Did wackycat place this guy after taking my advice to be a headhunter?
:lol:

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Re: First Day
« Reply #13 on: May 06, 2015, 09:35:42 AM »
broad sweeping changes

I see what you did there...

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Re: First Day
« Reply #14 on: May 06, 2015, 10:28:36 AM »
This wasn't in the newsletter

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Re: First Day
« Reply #15 on: May 06, 2015, 10:43:11 AM »
Intern, can you let Temp know my trashcan is full? Make sure he knows to replace the liner.

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Re: First Day
« Reply #16 on: May 06, 2015, 10:56:47 AM »
hey puni, can you take this guy out to lunch for his first day please.

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Re: First Day
« Reply #17 on: May 06, 2015, 11:02:35 AM »
Hey, I think we're out of creamer.

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Re: First Day
« Reply #18 on: May 06, 2015, 12:09:26 PM »
gE_Temp, go clean up the Pit. It's a mess down there.

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Re: First Day
« Reply #19 on: May 06, 2015, 12:19:21 PM »
If I were you, I'd start a conversation with the intern about unionizing.

Don't even rough ridin' think about it.  We've got Pinkerton guys on speed dial

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Re: First Day
« Reply #20 on: May 06, 2015, 12:32:38 PM »
I just pushed intern down the stairs, it was hilarious

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Re: First Day
« Reply #21 on: May 06, 2015, 03:51:51 PM »
Intern, thanks for the shoe shine earlier
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Re: First Day
« Reply #22 on: May 06, 2015, 06:23:52 PM »
I need some coffee.

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Re: First Day
« Reply #23 on: May 06, 2015, 06:24:52 PM »
Any programming experience?
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Re: First Day
« Reply #24 on: May 06, 2015, 07:04:06 PM »
Those flip flops are in violation of our dress code.
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